Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!
By Toadstool89
Chapter 6: More Dares!
Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 7:10 AM
The she-knight landed with a hard thud. She had been battling the Dragon of Doom for five hours now. The Dragon had just knocked the knight's sword out of her hand.
"You think you can defeat me? Think again, puny knight!" roared the Dragon.
"Ever heard of a breath mint?" the she-knight asked teasingly.
The Dragon roared in annoyance at the insult. "You truly are the most foolish of fools, Sir Toadstool," he said. "Coming all this way to my Castle of Doom, trekking through my Garden of Doom, entering my Maze of Doom, and going into my Kitchen..."
"Of doom?" Sir Toadstool guessed.
"No, that's just my Kitchen," the Dragon confirmed. "And don't interrupt me! Now where was I...oh yeah! Finally, you have the nerve to come into my Fortress of Doom, where we are now, and use your little toothpick to try and defeat me?"
"It's a sword, stupid!" Sir Toadstool retrieved her sword from the wooden support pole it got stuck in. "And not just any sword. It's the Sword of Prominence!" Sir Toadstool ran her fingers gingerly over the blade of the Sword. "The one who wields this sword is destined for greatness," she recited. "Or at least that's what the prophecy says." Sir Toadstool raised her Sword. "Hopefully, greatness includes slaying the Dragon of Doom." She was about to strike once more when a brilliant light filled the room.
Sir Toadstool donned the Sunglasses of Helios so she could see through the light. She gasped. Inside the light was the Guardian of the Sword of Prominence. Sir Toadstool sighed. She had had a crush on the Guardian ever since their journey to get the Sword of Prominence back from the evil King Rainbow. Of course, Sir Toadstool didn't know that the Guardian was the Guardian at the time. In fact, he didn't tell her until they got the Sword back. Throughout their journey, he had shown small signs of affection for Sir Toadstool. And at first, she didn't feel the same way. But somewhere at the middle of their journey, she realized that she did feel the same way the Guardian felt for her. After the end of their journey, the Guardian had told her about the sword's true power and about the prophecy of the Sword. Then he had given the Sword to her and became her Guardian.
Sir Toadstool tried as hard as she could not to blush. "Guardian, why have you come?" she asked.
The Guardian smiled for a second at his true love. Then his face turned dark. "I have come to tell you that it is almost time," he said.
"Time?" Sir Toadstool echoed. "Time for what?"
"Time for your show!" the Guardian exclaimed.
"But...but I'm not..." Sir Toadstool frowned. Then she furrowed her brow. "Wait, how did you know that I had a show?"
"I am your Guardian for a reason," said the Guardian.
"Then you mean..." Sir Toadstool gasped. "All this is real?! I thought I was only dreaming!"
"In your reality, it appears to all around you that you are sleeping and dreaming," the Guardian explained. "In this reality, you did become a knight. You also retrieved the Sword of Prominence from King Rainbow's castle with my assistance."
"And all that time I never died..." Toadstool turned to face the Dragon. "You're lucky I have to do my show. But I'm not done with you!" Sir Toadstool faced her Guardian. "Okay, I'm ready to go."
The Guardian took her hand and led her to a portal outside the Fortress of Doom. He looked her directly in the eyes. "I will stay by your side, always...no matter which reality you are in. Now go out there and do what you do best!"
Sir Toadstool smiled and kissed him on the cheek. "See you later," she said. She stepped through the portal, leaving a blushing Guardian behind.
Toad Town Studios, Main Stage, 7:28 AM
"Where the heck is she?" Purple asked in a panic. He was talking about Toadstool, who usually didn't show up this late.
"Probably still sleeping," said Darrel.
"She must've really been out, because I tried to wake her up earlier and she wouldn't budge." Purple kept on pacing.
"I'm here I'm here I'm here!" Toadstool literally jumped into her seat, surprising everyone in the room. "Did the show start yet?"
"Why are you still wearing your fuzzy pj's?" asked Purple.
Toadstool looked down at her body. "Oh, crap!" She dashed off to change into her regular clothes.
"She does realize the show starts in 30 seconds..." Darrel checked his watch. "Make that 27."
Just then, Purple's iPhone rang. "A text from Toadstool. It says 'I'm not gonna make it in time, am I? Purple, will you start the show for me as the host? Thanks!'"
Purple smiled and flutter jumped (all Yoshis, real or fan-made, can do that) into the host's chair. "Yay, I get to start the show!"
"Here we go again." Darrel turned on his camera.
Purple smiled. "Hello, and welcome to Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show! I'm your host for the next five minutes, Purple Yoshi! But everyone can just call me Purple. With me here is Darrel the camera guy and all the competitors!"
The competitors waved at the camera.
"I'm just gonna cut to the chase and start truth and daring." Purple took his iPhone out. "Darn! Password locked." Purple turned to a hallway corridor thing. "Hey, Toadstool!"
"Yeah?" Toadstool yelled from somewhere.
"Why'd you lock the truths and dares with a password?" Purple shouted.
"I don't want just anyone to see them! I mean, anyone can access stuff from an iPhone! Anyway, bring me your iPhone and I'll unlock them!"
"Okay!" Purple didn't really understand Toadstool's logic.
"No, wait, I'll just unlock them from mine!" Toadstool shouted. A minute later, Purple's iPhone dinged the words 'Access Granted' and he saw all the truths and dares, including Toadstool's own.
"Okay, now we can start! Let's see..." Purple looked over his options. "We have a dare from ChelseaSienaJoshephineCassandra for...Waluigi!"
"Okay," said Waluigi.
"Chelsea dares you to try to survive your pinball stage on Mario Kart DS without getting run over." Purple paused. "And you don't get any cookies," he finished.
"Darn," Waluigi muttered. "Well, time to hit the old track!" Waluigi ran off to get his go-kart.
"We'll keep tabs on him," Purple decided. "Next, we have a dare from Olivia the Echidna for...Cool, two at the same time! Blaze and Tigress!"
Blaze and Tigress looked at each other, then at Purple.
"Olivia dares you two to turn into cats like the ThunderClan cats."
"How on Mobius are we supposed to do that?" asked Blaze.
A brilliant light filled the room. Everyone shielded their eyes. When the light was gone, Blaze and Tigress were nowhere to be seen.
"Where'd they go?" asked Silver, fearing for Blaze.
"Down here!"
Everyone looked down. Blaze and Tigress were still there, but they looked different. Blaze tried to walk toward her chair, but she fell over on her four paws.
"I think I like feet better," Blaze decided.
"The Grand Star of truths and dares has returned!" Toadstool walked into the room wearing Capri's, a purple t-shirt, and some Nike brand shoes. "So, Purple, how was hosting?"
"Awesome," Purple replied. "I've done these dares." Purple pointed out the dares he did to Toadstool.
"You did a great job," Toadstool said in approval. "Now get outta my seat!"
Purple sighed and went back to the control panel. Toadstool sat down in her chair.
"Toadstool Eighty Nine...is in the house!" Toadstool threw her hands up in the air. "Okay, now. Let's check in on Waluigi. Purple? Did you give him the headset with the camera before he left?"
"Uh, we don't have those," Purple confirmed. "But apparently his kart has some mechanism that works like it. I tapped into it earlier and..." Purple paused.
"And what?" Toadstool prompted.
"I just heard him say 'Ow! Stupid pinball! Now my go-kart's crushed!' And now he's whining like a big baby." Purple laughed.
"Ha! Epic fail!" Toadstool laughed out loud along with the other Mario series characters.
"Anyways," Toadstool said once she stopped laughing. "Let's do some more dares." She checked her smart phone. "Let's see...we have a dare from me for...Leafpool!"
"Alright," Leafpool said between small laps of water from a water bowl (don't ask).
"Leafpool, I dare you...to live in WindClan for a whole moon!"
Leafpool did a spit-take. "You want me to what?!"
"You heard me. Jump through that warp pipe and go to WindClan."
"But...but Firestar would never allow it!" Leafpool cried.
Toadstool sighed. She picked up Leafpool, who began to meow in protest, and jumped through the warp pipe.
Lake, WindClan Territory, 7:34 AM
Toadstool jumped out of the warp pipe onto the soft grass. Once she touched the grass, she turned from a humanoid Mushroom person into a cat.
"How...?" Leafpool began.
"Different world, different form. Now follow me." Toadstool lead Leafpool deeper into WindClan territory.
"Aren't you afraid we'll be spotted?" Leafpool began to tremble a little bit.
"Quite the contrary," Toadstool sighed. "I hope we get spotted! Then nobody will think we're invading or anything like that."
Just as she finished that sentence, Onestar, leader of WindClan, spotted them both coming down into the territory. He trotted up to them. "Leafpool?" he said. "What are you doing on WindClan territory?"
"Greetings, Onestar." Leafpool dipped her head.
"And who is this?" Onestar began to sniff Toadstool.
Toadstool recoiled. "Dude, quit doing that. It's weird."
Now it was Onestar's turn to recoil. "She doesn't smell like ThunderClan..." He took another whiff. "Or RiverClan or ShadowClan either! Tell me, who are you?"
"I am Toadstar, leader of DareClan." Onestar and Leafpool exchanged puzzled looks.
"Just kidding! I'm just Toadstool. See, I host a show called Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show, and I've just dared Leafpool here to live in WindClan...your Clan, Onestar...for a whole moon." Toadstool paused. "I mean, if that's okay with you," she added.
"Um...okay, then. Follow me, Leafpool." Onestar turned and headed back toward the WindClan camp. Leafpool was about to follow, but Toadstool held her back.
"What now?" Leafpool asked, exasperated.
Toadstool lowered her voice to where only Leafpool could hear. "I know what happened with you and Crowfeather and I know there's gonna be a lot of drama while you're here. And I know some cats will want to threaten you. So, if anyone threatens you, use this." Toadstool handed Leafpool a tazer. Then she dashed off, back toward the warp pipe. Leafpool headed for the WindClan camp.
Toad Town Studios, Main Stage, 7:46 AM
Toadstool jumped through the warp pipe. The second she hit the floor of the studio, she turned back into a humanoid Mushroom person. She went back to her seat and sat back down.
"We'll keep tabs on Leafpool," she decided.
"Toadstool, we're running out of time for dares," Darrel informed his friend. "Got any truths?"
"I have a truth for Amy from me," Toadstool replied.
"Ask away," said Amy.
"The question is...Did you have a crush on anyone before you met Sonic?"
"No, of course not!" Amy exclaimed.
"Okay...I also have a question from me for Bowser. The question is...How many man-dolls do you have in your man-doll collection?"
"They're not man-dolls! They're action figures!" Bowser corrected.
"So you admit to having a man-doll collection!" Toadstool pointed her index finger accusingly at Bowser.
"No! ...37. Most of them are G.I. Joe's," Bowser sighed.
Everyone began to laugh.
"Bowser plays with man-dolls," Toadstool sang. Everyone laughed harder.
"Take us out, Bowser..." Toadstool gasped. She couldn't breathe because she couldn't stop laughing. In fact, Bowser was the only one not laughing.
"See you next time on Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show," Bowser grumbled.
Hey, y'all! That episode was awesome. Speaking of awesome, I wanna thank my fans (all of you reading this) for supporting me by giving me truths and dares to use on the show! Seriously, without you guys, I wouldn't even have a show. As always, I'm looking for more truths and dares, so send them in! Here's the roster again.
Princess Peach
Bowser
Toadsworth
Mario
Luigi
Toad
Toadette
Rosalina
Shy Guy
Princess Daisy
Waluigi
Sonic the Hedgehog
Omochao
Amy Rose
Miles "Tails" Prower
Silver the Hedgehog
Shadow the Hedgehog
Blaze the Cat
Rouge the Bat
Knuckles the Echidna
Espio the Chameleon
Cream the Rabbit
Cheese the Chao
Tigress
Viper
Leafpool
Squirrelflight
Brambleclaw
Jayfeather
Bloom
Stella
Flora
I don't own Mario, Sonic, Kung-Fu Panda, Warriors, or Winx Club.
Keep on truth and daring!
-Toadstool89