Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!
By Toadstool89
Chapter 12: Dares and a Guest
Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 7: 14 AM
Orange Toadette smiled as she stared at the computer screen. "Hey, guys!" she called to Darrel, Purple Yoshi, and Toadstool.
"Yeah?" they asked together.
"I just checked the TV listing for the most popular shows in the Toad Town TV Guide website, and guess what?" Orange's smile got even wider. "Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show is close to being in the Top 100!"
"Alright!" Toadstool started to fist pump. She stopped three seconds later. "Wait…what do you mean by close to the Top 100? What number are we, exactly?"
"Number 101," Orange replied. "You're in between the shows Pauline's Paradise and The Cosplay Show." (I just made those up.)
"Which one is number 100?" asked Darrel.
"The Cosplay Show."
"Darn those cosplayers!" Toadstool banged her fist on a nearby table.
Orange checked the computer again. "Well, on the bright side, this show is becoming very popular in the Mushroom Kingdom. Particularly here in Toad Town."
"That's nice to know." Toadstool brightened up a little bit hearing that. "Hey Orange, do you think…"
"Hang on," Orange interrupted. "I gotta take this." She pressed a button on her earphone. "Hello? Oh, really? Yeah, this is Orange Toadette. Yeah. What…Okay, sure! See you when it starts."
"What was that all about?" asked Purple.
"Um…someone just called with a guest request. Here's his info." Orange said.
"Cool, my first guest!" Toadstool checked her digital watch. "It's that time again! Orange, let me know if you get any more guest requests, okay?"
"You got it!" Orange gave a thumb up. "Have fun today!"
Toad Town Studios, Main Stage, 7:20 AM
Toadstool and her friends walked over to their seats and sat down. Two minutes later, they heard the sound of someone exiting a warp pipe.
"Hello, everyone!" said the newcomer.
"Ah, you must be Lyro the Hedgehog." Toadstool nodded at Lyro.
"Please, just call me Lyro." Lyro replied with a smile.
"Okay, then…Lyro." Toadstool and Lyro shook hands.
"So…what do you want me to do?" asked Lyro.
"You see that corridor over there?" Toadstool pointed to a nearby corridor.
"Yeah."
"Okay. What I need you to do is go in that corridor, and don't come out until I announce you," said Toadstool.
"Why?" asked Lyro.
"Because that's how shows work."
"Oh…okay, then." Lyro went inside the corridor.
"Places, everybody!" yelled Darrel. Everybody got into their places.
"Idiot!" Toadstool muttered once she sat in her seat. "You forgot the guest chair!"
A guest chair then popped up by Toadstool's chair.
"Problem solved." Toadstool then turned to face the camera. "Hello, everyone, and welcome to Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show! I'm Toadstool Eighty Nine, but you can call me Toadstool. We'll be doing the usual same old, but with one more thing! Today I have a special guest all the way from Mobius. Please welcome…Lyro the Hedgehog!"
Lyro walked in and waved at the camera. He sat down in the guest chair.
"Welcome to the show, Lyro," said Toadstool. "Good to have you here!"
"Good to be here!" Lyro smiled. "So, what are we doing?"
"Truths and dares," Toadstool replied. "You're the guest, so you pick the first one." Toadstool handed Lyro her tablet.
Lyro looked at the options. "Okay...I think I'll start with this one. We have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Viper!"
"Alright," said Viper.
"Bear dares you to ribbon dance using a piece of spaghetti."
A piece of spaghetti appeared on the floor. Viper grabbed it with her tail and let it hang down.
"Um…this is a little bit dangly, but I'll see what I can do." Viper began to twirl the spaghetti noodle around. But the noodle didn't twirl. It just whacked those who were in range in the face.
"And now I get to decide." Toadstool took the tablet back from Lyro and looked at the options. "Now we have a dare from ChelseaSienaJoshephineCassandra for…Knuckles!"
"Let's go!" said Knuckles.
"Knuckles, you get a choice. Would you rather destroy the Master Emerald and hand out the fragments for everyone to hide? Or would you rather travel everywhere hanging off Rouge as she flies?"
"Uh…" Knuckles thought to himself for two minutes. "I think I'd rather travel everywhere hanging off Rouge as she flies," he decided.
"Anywhere you wanna go?" asked Rouge, who had been listening the whole time.
"No," Knuckles replied sternly. "…the grocery store would be nice."
"Okay!" Rouge started to fly and Knuckles hung on for dear life.
"Your turn, Lyro!" Toadstool handed her tablet back to him.
Lyro checked his options. "Next, we have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Tigress!"
Tigress shrugged.
"Bear dares you to jump through a flaming hoop."
A ring of fire (flaming hoop) appeared on the stage. Tigress jumped through it with ease. Everyone clapped.
Lyro handed the tablet back to Toadstool. Toadstool looked at it for a bit. "Okay, now we have a dare from dragon19kyoshi for…Viper!"
"Me, again?" asked Viper.
"Yeah, you again. Dragon dares you to sing the Gummy Bear song with Espio."
Viper and Espio stared at each other, then at Toadstool.
"Hey, don't look at me. I don't come up with these things." Toadstool rethought that. "Okay, I come up with some of them…Anyway, here to help you out are these living gummy bears I found in a magic shop."
Everyone stared at Toadstool.
Toadstool sighed. "Don't ask."
The living gummy bears went to Viper and Espio. A karaoke box appeared on the stage with two microphones. Tiny microphones appeared for the living gummy bears.
(Okay, here's how this is gonna work. Anything in normal text, Viper sings. Anything underlined, Espio sings. Anything in parentheses, the gummy bears sing. Anything in bold, Viper, Espio, and the gummy bears sing in unison. Okay, here we go…Time for the Gummy Bear Song!)
"Ladies and gentlemen," Toadstool said announcer-like, "Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show presents: The Gummy Bear Song sung by Viper, Espio, and some living gummy bears I found in a magic shop (again, don't ask). Take it away, guys!"
Oh, I'm a gummy bear, yes
Yeah, I'm a gummy bear, yeah
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky, gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, cuz I'm a gummy bear,
Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' jammin', singin', gummy bear
Oh yeah!
(Boing day ba duty party
Boing day ba duty party
Bong day ba duty party party pop)
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear!
(Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, gummy bear)
I'm a jelly bear, cuz I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear
Oh yeah!
(Gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear)
(Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum)
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
(Yes, I'm a gummy bear!)
Oh, I'm a yummy chummy funny lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, cuz I'm a gummy bear
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin', gummy bear
Oh yeah!
(Gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear)
(Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum
Beba bi duba duba yum yum)
Three times you can bite me
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
(Yes, I'm a gummy bear!)
Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, cuz I'm a gummy bear
(Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin', gummy bear)
Oh yeah!
Haha duba duba yum yum
Haha duba duba yum yum
Haha duba duba yum yum
Three times you can bite me
(Gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear)
Viper, Espio, and the living gummy bears Toadstool found in a magic shop bowed as everyone clapped.
"Well, that's all the time we have for today," said Toadstool. "See you next time on…"
"Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!" everybody sang in unison.
And I'm sitting here, wondering, "Who's the idiot that wrote this song?" I mean, I like gummy bears, but good God…Anyway, I'm always looking for more truths and dares! Here's the roster again.
Princess Peach
Bowser
Mario
Luigi
Toad
Toadette
Rosalina
Shy Guy
Princess Daisy
Waluigi
Sonic the Hedgehog
Omochao
Amy Rose
Miles "Tails" Prower
Silver the Hedgehog
Shadow the Hedgehog
Blaze the Cat
Rouge the Bat
Knuckles the Echidna
Espio the Chameleon
Cream the Rabbit
Cheese the Chao
Tigress
Viper
Firestar
Leafpool
Squirrelflight
Brambleclaw
Jayfeather
Bloom
Stella
Flora
I don't own Mario, Sonic, Kung-Fu Panda, Warriors, or Winx Club.
I'm still accepting guest requests. PM me if you wanna be a special guest on the show! Remember, I do one guest per chapter except on Elimination Ceremony chapters.
Peace!
-Toadstool89