Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!
By Toadstool89

Chapter 18: 30 Seconds of Randomness

Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 7:12 AM

Toadstool strummed her electric guitar. Purple Yoshi played his bass in smooth, low tones. Darrel banged on the drums like there was no tomorrow. Orange Toadette was singing her heart out.

Ten minutes later, the crowd went super crazy. The words "You Rock!" appeared on the screen.

"Whoo! That was fun!" Toadstool exclaimed.

"My fingers hurt," said Purple.

"I think I rocked a little too hard." Darrel looked at the yellow colored cymbal that was now on the floor.

Orange didn't say anything. She was too busy catching her breath.

"I can't believe we just played through, like, four songs," Toadstool commented.

"What time is it?" asked Orange.

"Adventure time!" Purple and Toadstool exclaimed in unison. They laughed, then they fist bumped.

Orange face palmed. "Be serious, guys."

Darrel checked his watch. "It's…7:32! We're late!"

"Time cards to the rescue!" Toadstool picked up a Yu-Gi-Oh trading card and wrote "7 Minutes Ago" on it. Time instantly reversed seven minutes.

"So…what now?" asked Purple.

"I dunno," said Darrel.

"Is anyone coming in today?" asked Toadstool.

Orange checked the computer. "Yeah, you've got a guest."

"Cool. To the stage, dudes!" Toadstool walked out the Office.

"Wait!" Orange exclaimed. "You forgot the info! …Oh, she's gone."

"We'll probably meet the guest at the stage," said Darrel He walked out the Office.

"I should probably get going, too," said Purple. He followed Darrel.

Orange sighed. "Now I don't have anyone to talk to." Then she looked at all the Guitar Hero equipment. "But I have plenty of songs to play!"

Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 7:20 AM

Toadstool and the gang were surprised to see a huge gorilla with a gold jacket and spikes in the guest chair.

"Um…" Toadstool sweat dropped. "Hi."

"Hello," said the gorilla. "I'm Spencer Timothy Metzner."

"Uh, nice to meet you." Toadstool shook Spencer's beefy hand. "Okay, so…here's what I need you to do." Toadstool gave the stage directions to Spencer. Spencer nodded and walked into a corridor.

"The show's go," said Darrel.

"Hello, and welcome to Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!" said Toadstool. "I'm Toadstool Eighty Nine, but everyone calls me Toadstool. We're gonna do the same thing we always do, and a guest is here to help. Please welcome…Spencer Timothy Metzner!"

Spencer sat down in the guest chair.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Metzner," said Toadstool.

"You don't have to call me 'mister'," said Spencer. "I'm only twenty-two."

"Anyway, let's play truth or dare." Toadstool handed Spencer a tablet. "You pick the first one since you're the guest."

Spencer looked at the tablet for a bit. "Okay, we have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Espio!"

Espio waved at the camera.

"Bear dares you to dye your skin color green."

"Um…" Espio thought for a bit. He walked over to the warp pipe and turned invisible.

"That doesn't count," said Toadstool.

"Fine." Espio jumped through the warp pipe.

"Where'd he go?" asked Omochao.

"Dunno, moving on." Toadstool took the tablet from Spencer. "Okay, now we have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Silver!"

"Here goes," said Silver.

"Bear dares you to throw a wedding cake into the crowd." Toadstool paused. "Since there is no crowd, throw the cake at whoever you want."

A wedding cake materialized in Silver's hands. He threw it at Shadow.

"That's for kissing Blaze in the last chapter," said Silver.

"Great," muttered Shadow. "Now I've got cake in my fur."

Everyone giggled.

Spencer took the tablet back from Toadstool. "Now, we have a dare from dragon19kyoshi for…Amy!"

"Leave it to me," said Amy.

"Dragon dares you to ride a roller coaster all by yourself."

"Ooh, that sounds like fun!" Amy jumped through the warp pipe.

"I guess we'll check on her later," said Toadstool as she looked at the tablet. "Okay, now we have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Daisy!"

"Alright," said Daisy.

Toadstool whispered the dare to day. "Bear dares you to pour ice cubes down Rouge's shirt." She handed Daisy a tray of ice cubes.

Daisy hid them behind her back as she walked over to Rouge. "Hey, Rouge," she said cheerfully.

"Yeah?" asked Rouge.

Daisy poured the ice cubes in her tray down Rouge's shirt.

"What the heck?" asked Rouge as she began rapidly taking ice cubes out of her shirt.

Everyone laughed.

"And now for…30 Seconds of Randomness starring me!" said Toadstool.

Darrel took out a stopwatch. "Ready…go!"

"Inside, outside, pot pie, musician, scooter, goose egg, swing, tire, magic wand, computer, jump, orange, purple, leather, feather, better, green giant!" Toadstool blurted. She took a deep breath. "And this has been…30 Seconds of Randomness!"

Everyone except the TToDS crew had question marks above their heads.

"Now for some truths," said Toadstool. "Spencer?"

Spencer looked at the tablet. "We have a truth from the39cluesfreak156 for…Sonic!"

"Okay," said Sonic.

"Clues asks…If you had to date anyone in this room, who would it be?"

"Ooooh…" said everyone who knew Sonic best.

"Um…uh…" Sonic stammered. "Do I really have to answer that?"

"This isn't called 'Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show' for nothing," said Toadstool. "In other words, yes you do."

"I'd…" Sonic hesitated. "I'd date…Amy!"

All the Sonic series characters gasped.

"I knew it!" exclaimed Tails.

Toadstool took the tablet back from Spencer. "Now we have a truth from dragon19kyoshi for…Mario!"

Mario shrugged.

"Dragon asks…Did Lakitu start every Mario Kart race with a fishing pole?"

"Yep," said Mario. "He always has, and probably always will, too."

Just then, the sound of someone exiting a warp pipe was heard. Espio had returned…with skin as green as Luigi's hat.

Espio sat back down in his seat, arms crossed. "Does this count?"

"Yes," said Toadstool. "That counts."

"I can pick a truth?" asked Spencer.

"Yeah, it's your turn." Toadstool handed him the tablet.

Spencer stared at it for a bit. "Now we have a truth for bearvalley3365 for…Waluigi!"

"Mine!" said Waluigi.

"Bear asks…Do you find Mario really annoying?"

"Well, I don't find him too annoying," said Waluigi.

"I do," said Bowser.

"I find Luigi really annoying, however," Waluigi added.

"So do I," said Bowser.

"Shut up, that truth wasn't for you!" said Toadstool.

Bowser mumbled in annoyance.

The sound of someone exiting a warp pipe was heard in the background. Amy had returned. She was holding a big box.

"Hi, guys, I'm back!" aid Amy cheerfully. "And I brought back cotton candy!" She opened the big box, which was full of pink cotton candy.

"Ooh, cotton candy! Can I have some?" asked Toadstool.

"Sure! I have enough for everyone," Amy replied. Everyone smiled as Amy handed out cones of cotton candy.

"Well, that's all the time we have for today," said Toadstool as she munched on cotton candy. "See you next time on…"

"Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!" Spencer finished.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I gave some cotton candy to Orange a while after the show was over. Anyway, you know what to do, and here's the roster!

Princess Peach

Bowser

Mario

Luigi

Toad

Toadette

Rosalina

Shy Guy

Princess Daisy

Waluigi

Sonic the Hedgehog

Omochao

Amy Rose

Miles "Tails" Prower

Silver the Hedgehog

Shadow the Hedgehog

Blaze the Cat

Rouge the Bat

Knuckles the Echidna

Espio the Chameleon

Cream the Rabbit

Cheese the Chao

Tigress

Viper

Leafpool

Squirrelflight

Jayfeather

Bloom

Stella

Flora

You probably know my policy about guest requests by now. I don't think I'll mention it on any future chapters; just know that the offer still stands.

I don't own anything except the show and the people who work for it.

Peace!

-Toadstool89