Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!
By Toadstool89

Chapter 19: Super Mario Truth or Dare

Toad Town Studios, Toadstool's Awesome Office, 7:10 AM

"Catch!" Purple Yoshi tossed a baseball up in the air.

"Got it!" Toadstool nabbed the ball from the air. "Heads up, D-man!" Toadstool tossed the ball to her left side.

Darrel caught it. "Nice toss."

"Thanks!"

Orange Toadette sighed.

"What's wrong, dudette?" asked Toadstool.

"Nothing," said Orange.

"Doesn't sound like nothing," said Darrel.

"I'm just having boyfriend troubles," Orange blurted sadly.

"I'm out." Darrel exited the Office with Purple in tow.

"What kinda trouble?" asked Toadstool after a moment had passed.

"I think he thinks I'm cheating on him," Orange replied.

"Are you?"

Orange gave her the death glare. "No, you idiot! I'd never do that to him!"

"Hey, calling people idiot is my thing!" Toadstool crossed her arms. "Anyway, to change the subject, any new guest requests?"

"No, not recently," Orange replied.

"That's cool, I like hosting solo." Toadstool tried to think of something else to say to break the awkward moment between her and Orange. "So…How far have we gotten in terms of show rank?"

"You mean, what number are we?" asked Orange.

"Yeah, can you check?"

"Sure." Orange checked the computer. "Oh, neat. You guys are up to number…" She tapped on her desk like a little drumroll. "…94!"

"Cool! We're in the Top 100 now!" Toadstool smiled.

"Hey, you should get going," said Orange.

Toadstool checked her watch. "You're right. Bye, Orange!" Toadstool exited the Office.

Toad Town Studios, Main Stage, 7:23 AM

"There she is!" Darrel said playfully as Toadstool walked onto the stage.

"Whatever." Toadstool walked to her seat and sat down.

"Hmm…Shouldn't someone have popped out of the warp pipe by now?" asked Purple.

"Not today, apparently," Darrel remarked.

"Yep. Today I'm going solo!" Toadstool took out her tablet and turned it on.

"And…wait…we're live!" Darrel announced.

Toadstool smiled at the camera. "Hello, and welcome to Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show! I'm Toadstool Eighty Nine, but everyone calls me Toadstool. Today on the show, I'm gonna mix things up a bit…by truth and daring only the locals of the Mushroom Kingdom! So that means…Peach, Bowser, Mario, Luigi, Toad, Toadette, Daisy, Rosalina, Shy Guy, and Waluigi…stay in your seats. The rest of you get the day off."

"But we don't work here," said Omochao.

Toadstool face palmed. "Oh, you know what I meant. Go sightseeing or something, I don't really care."

"Um…okay." The Sonic series characters left.

"See you later, I guess." Tigress and Viper left.

"Goodbye for now." The ThunderClan cats left.

"Let's go shopping!" The denizens of the Magic Dimension left.

There were a few moments of silence after that.

Toadstool looked around the room. "Huh. The room feels kinda empty now. Anyway, let's get started!" Toadstool looked at her tablet. "Okay, we have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Toadette!"

"Okay," said Toadette.

"Bear dare you to dress up as a circus clown."

Toadette had a question mark over her head. She went off to dress as a circus clown.

"I guess we'll see her later," said Toadstool. "Next, we have a dare from bearvalley3365 for…Mario!"

"Alright," said Mario.

Toadstool whispered the dare in Mario's ear. "Bear dares you to kick Bowser in the butt."

Mario grinned and kicked Bowser real hard in the butt, which of course prompted Bowser to set Mario on fire. Darrel put Mario out with the extinguisher.

Toadstool shrugged. "Okay, I see, like, one truth question from dragon19kyoshi for Bowser, so I'm gonna get it out of the way."

"Okay, I guess," said Bowser.

"Dragon asks…Did you ever breathe fire on meat to make it look juicy?"

"Yeah, I've cooked meat like that," said Bowser.

"Okay, now I've got that done…" Toadstool checked her tablet. "We've got a lot of dares for the Mario gang from bearvalley3365, so I'm just gonna start shooting them off. This next dare's for…Luigi!"

"Okay," said Luigi.

"Bear dares you to get belly flopped on by a sea lion."

A sea lion appeared above Luigi. Luigi got squished under the sea lion's weight.

Toadstool winced. "This next dare's for…Rosalina!"

Rosalina waved to the camera.

"Bear dares you to sing a Japanese opera."

Rosalina stood up (floated, more like) in front of everyone. She sang an entire Japanese opera. She finished on a good note (no pun intended…I suck at puns, anyway). Everyone clapped and cheered for her. She even got a standing ovation.

"Thank you," said Rosalina self-consciously. "Thank you."

"Bravo," said Toadstool (after just about everyone else had said it). "Now, this next dare's for…Shy Guy!"

Shy Guy nodded.

"Bear dares you to dress up in a panda bear costume."

Shy Guy shrugged and put on a red panda bear costume.

"Aw…How cute!" Peach giggled.

"Shut up," Shy Guy muttered.

"Well, we're running out of time, but we've got enough…" Toadstool paused.

Toadette came in dressed as a little clown.

"Not a word," Toadette grumbled.

"Okay, I just checked everything and I found another truth." Toadstool paused. "It's for…Mario!"

"This is, like, the third time I've been called today," Mario remarked.

"Bear asks…Why do you always have to wear your red cap?"

"I've had this cap since I was little," Mario replied. "I've always worn it. Also, it's my trademark."

"That's true," said Luigi.

Just then, everyone who had left at the beginning of the chapter came back. They were smiling and laughing and they all looked like they had had a great day.

"How y'all doing?" asked Toadstool.

There were a lot of positive replies.

"Good. Well, it looks like we're all out of time for today," said Toadstool. "So see you next time on…"

"Toadstool89's Truth or Dare Show!" said all the Mario series characters.

That was fun, I guess. Anyway, you know what to do, and here's the roster!

Princess Peach

Bowser

Mario

Luigi

Toad

Toadette

Rosalina

Shy Guy

Princess Daisy

Waluigi

Sonic the Hedgehog

Omochao

Amy Rose

Miles "Tails" Prower

Silver the Hedgehog

Shadow the Hedgehog

Blaze the Cat

Rouge the Bat

Knuckles the Echidna

Espio the Chameleon

Cream the Rabbit

Cheese the Chao

Tigress

Viper

Leafpool

Squirrelflight

Jayfeather

Bloom

Stella

Flora

I don't own Mario, Sonic, Kung-Fu Panda, Warriors, or Winx Club.

By the way, school started, so don't expect too many updates. I'm gonna be super busy now that I've started high school. (Oh, joy.) But don't worry...I will return (eventually)!

Peace!

-Toadstool89