Alright, I got a couple of requests for this, so here it is: Loki is not allowed to read: Twilight Edition. Fair warning, don't read this if you adore either Jacob or Edward (the non-Troll version). They both take some damage.
A shiver slipped down Darcy's spine as she slowly woke. Something wasn't right, she knew that immediately; mostly because a glance at her bedside clock informed her it was currently 1:30 am. Blinking, she scanned the room quickly, attempting to pinpoint what had woken her. And promptly screamed.
A man was sitting on a chair in the middle of her room. His skin was pale, almost glittering in the moonlight as blood red eyes watched her. His hair was spiked and highlighted his piercing eyes. What really freaked her out though were the fangs she glimpsed when he smiled.
Without a second thought, she grabbed her taser from the nightstand and fired. The strange man hit the ground immediately, convulsing as electricity coursed through his body. She hit the release on the cartridge a second later, cutting the current. Reloading her trusty weapon, she peered over the edge of the bed toward where the man in question had fallen.
"Seriously dude?" asked Darcy with a sigh as she gazed down at her creeper.
Loki groaned where he lay on the floor of her bedroom, still twitching.
Shaking her head, Darcy set her taser back on her nightstand and rolled over. "Serves you right for digging though my bookshelf and especially for picking out a stalker novel. Now, go back to sleep."
Thor smiled down at Jane as she rambled about her research, just enjoying the sound of her voice. He couldn't understand a word she said as she spun her science-magic's reasoning, but he loved the excitement with which she spoke. It reflected her passion, which shone like light on newly forged steel.
His attention was so focused on Jane, he didn't notice the man following him. Didn't notice the almost predatory way he moved or the way his eyes remained locked on Jane's form. Not until the man was suddenly beside Jane, pulling her behind him. "Mine."
The man's brown eyes flickered with challenge, short brown hair spiked in a way that helped highlight the sharp slant of his eyes and the olive tones of his skin. Though Thor could not be sure, he suspected this man was what Darcy frequently referred to as a 'pretty boy'. Or at least he would be, if the snarl he was giving Thor didn't display some particularly sharp teeth not unlike those of a wolf.
There wasn't much thought in Thor's next move. Without a second thought, he grabbed for Jane's pursuer, attempting to pull him away from his lover. The man dodged though, picking up Jane and starting off down the street with her. Thor gave chase, shouting at the man who was currently trying to take Jane from him. His angry voice echoed through the street, drawing Darcy's attention just before the group rounded the corner.
"Loki?" called Darcy as Jane was carried past. The bored looking astrophysicist just nodded, arms crossed and clearly resigned to her fate. Thor ran past Darcy a moment later, clearly incised beyond reason.
Not a second later, she watched Thor reach the man, slamming his hammer into the head of what Darcy guessed was supposed to be a Jacob Black look-alike. The look-alike dropped Jane immediately (who was caught by Thor) as it went flying across the street and into the side a building. Darcy decided immediately she would give the shot an 8. Thor could probably do better when he wasn't worried about hitting Jane by mistake. The splayed splat was a nice touch though.
Shaking her head, Darcy started towards the nearest coffee shop to find Loki. He deserved a second tasing for this mess.