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"Ino! Please hurry!" Naruto called from downstairs.

"Just a minute, Naruto!" She yelled back.

Naruto sighed, she had said that an hour ago and the invitation said nine o'clock on the dot! Not wanting to argue, Naruto replied, "Okay honey, take your time."

What the hell takes woman so long anyway? Naruto and his son has the right idea of formal, a simple button up shirt and dress pants was just fine, Naruto's of course topped with his hokage robe. Naruto could spot his son's ANBU vest from under his shirt, he smiled, never shorthanded.

He turned his head back to the stairs, ready to call for his wife again, when he saw her walking down. Damn, she could take all the time she wanted, Ino was hot. Only Ino could pull off a casual dress, her hair kept in her usual high ponytail and a swipe of hair on her right cheek. Looking below, Naruto found his little Nina dressed in a designer dress Ino just HAD to buy her. It was black with a tan belt. " Ino's out of her mind! A simple dress like that is making me broke." He looked back up at her face, and instantly forgot about his finance, his precious little pumpkin reminding him of her mother's beauty back when she had short hair.

Naruto suddenly frowned, "Where's Nino?"

"Here! I'm coming daddy!" Nino came down the stairs, Naruto's frown only grew wider.

Naruto flinched at the length of the dress, cringed at the amount of cleavage she showed, and almost cried when he saw her make up.
"Go change. Now."

Everyone looked at Nino, Naruto wanted to die, Ino looked jealous, probably because she thought she looked better than her, not a chance. Nina looked awestruck and Namiko just shook his head.

Nino giggled innocently, "Oh don't be silly daddy! Its already 7:30 can't keep the others waiting now can we?" She winked before making her way to the door.

Naruto face palmed, she set that up.

If looks could kill, the Uzumaki's would be dead immediately. By the time they got to the village gates, every pair of eyes was glaring. Well! What was he supposed to do? He was the only one with a family of 3 girls! Nino could swear she heard Kunisa fake cough "whore" and a few stifled giggles.

She stuck out her tongue and walked in the direction of her brother, Sakubi had his tongue out of his mouth and started drooling. Namiko grabbed his sister's arm and held her back, "Listen Nino, I don't know who you're trying to impress here, in fact I think you're only doing this to make dad mad. But there aren't any guys of your age attending so behave, and you dogboy, keep your distance." He whispered just loud enough so that only they could hear, then glared in Sakubi's direction.

"Can we get this over with already?" Shikamaru groaned.

"Right, lead the way Neji!" Naruto declared.

"Acknowledge your leader," Sasuke whispered curtly to Misuke and Tejen, who quickly bowed, "Hokage-sama."

Naruto gave an annoyed look and punched both of them to the ground, "That's Uncle Naruto to you two." He said following Neji.

Namiko chuckled and helped the two up, well helped Tejen up, Misuke pushed away his hand.

And soon the were all half way there with small talk ranging from,

"Hey Namiko, don't tell Misuke, but I think his mom's boobs are huge."

"I heard that, dick."

to..

"Sasuke, can you carry me? I'm tired."

"Yeah, get on my neck."

and even..

"Tema looks fucking hot!"

"Yea, she's 4 years older than us, I don't think she's into you. Plus aren't you with Nino?"

"Oh Takun, when will you learn one just isnt enough?"
"I don't know, when will you learn not to get involved with our Hokages family, Sakubi?"

"Damnit Takun, shut the hell up."

"Sorry dad."

Until they finally got to their destination. It was 8:58, thunder and lightning could be seen in the sky and rain wasn't far from falling, coming closer to the building, it was enormous but eerily dark and quiet, the building looked more like a deserted mansion it was spooky yet still elegant.

Naruto nodded to Sasuke, who looked at their ANBU teens behind him, who nodded in affirmation. He glanced at their vests, making sure they aren't that noticeable. Now that he thought of it everyone came prepared, awesome this should be a breeze then. Suddenly the opening of the huge 8 by 8 ft front door turned everyone's attention back to the building, out came a petite woman with short black hair dressed in black. She finished stretching the door open before bowing,

"Good day Konoha residents, we've been expecting you, thank you for coming. My name is Chiru and I'll be your escort to The Dinner Party."

SORRY SORRY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING EARLIER! I had a friend over and blaaaah sorry, maybe this cliffy will make up for it? Anyways, if you guys wanted me to go into detail on what they wore please do not hesitate to tell me, I wanted to include it but i don't know, i thought it sounded lame, ALSO do you guys wanna see how their children look? I could find pictures online and post them on my page if you want! Anyways, 500 views! THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS 3 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING AND FOLLOWING AND FAVORING AND GAAH I LOVE YOU GUYS 3

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