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To say Misuke was angry would have been an understatement. Misuke desperately tried to conceal it though, ANBU must not show emotion, ever. But the fact that he had to watch over two brats he didn't even care about, they were worse than Takun.
He had no problem with the girl, she barely spoke and just did as she was told and guided them. But that did'nt mean he liked her either, Tejen's sister. He hardly noticed her and only acknowledged her as the freak that for some reason stresses whenever her parents invite their family over for dinner, she looks at Takun a lot and whenever he talks to her, she just blanks and talks really fast and then excuses herself. Weirdo.
The other one, Sakubi, he didn't really care about him much, he just really irritated the shit out of him. He knew Namiko hated him, and Misuke didnt like him much. Misuke barely liked anyone, except for those dumb civilain girls who were too easy and Namiko and Tejen, but even them he did'nt 'like' just tolerated. He couldn't stand his bastard father, or dumb mother, and more or less his idiot of a brother.
"So Misuke, how long?" Sakubi asked.
Misuke narrowed his eyes, but none the less continued taking the lead.
"How long what?"
Sakubi brightened, and quickly caught up to were Misuke was, "You know.." His eyes shifted to Misuke's pants, mischievous gleam in them.
Misuke clenched his fist, not being able to hold in his anger anymore he punched Sakubi right into a red Jeni. Damn what's with her? Nobody talked to her but she's acting like Sakubi had asked her. Freak.
Sakubi landed right into Jeni before tumbling over. Leaving them in a suggestive position. "Oh my god! I am so sorry, I had no idea you liked it on top." Sakubi apologize in what he thought was a very courteous way. Jeni froze and squirmed, Misuke rolled his eyes and continued walking, "Quit trying to get some mutt, and Hyuuga get the hell over here and guide us, we've got orders."
Jeni hyperventilated and Sakubi checked her heart rate, "Hey are you alright? I didn't hurt you did I?"
"No! Just get off me now!" She screamed quickly.
Sakubi winced at the volume and got off, offering his hand, he helped her up. Jeni trembled all the way to where Misuke was. He eyed her distressed form. "Jeez, what'd you do to her?"
"Me?! You're the one who knocked me into her!" Sakubi yelled back.
"I'm, I'm fine. Really." Jeni regained her composure and activated her byakugan darting her eyes in all directions before pointing, "Someone's chakra is towards the left, I'm not sure who's but maybe they could give us some information."
"Or be a threat." Misuke suggested.
Jeni's dejected expression, got Sakubi to say, "Well, regardless. Some intel is better than none, I say we confront them."
"What are you crazy? We can't just be reckless about this and-" Jeni was interrupted,
"Nothing's gonna happen if you guys just stay out of my way." Misuke curtly said walking towards the left.
"I don't need you saving me." Sakubi mumbled, joining the group.
Little did he know how wrong he would be, black eyes mixed into red with tomoes swirling dangerously as a cloaked figure smirked.
"So then she was all up in my face like, 'I don't care who you are, you're not getting the last pair of red heels' and I was like, ' I am Konoha's princess, I could have you arrested just because I don't like you.' And then I punched her in the face and she pulled my hair and my brother had to get involved trying to push us away from each other. In the end I did get the shoes." Nino finished happily, pointing to her feet.
"Wow, that's uh, great Nino. But wasn't it a little mean to punch her just for shoes?" Takun sheepishly asked.
Nino snorted, "Nope, she got what was coming."
Kunisa was this close to collapsing, it had only been five minutes and Nino's drove her crazy with her gossip, giggles, and non stop talking.
"And then this other time, I found the same girl at the shop, buying a blazer, which she knows I can rock better because I'm tan and blonde, and she's pale and brunn-"
Suddenly the house shook with incredible bass.
"NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN STORIES, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND KEEP IT SHUT!" Kunisa screamed.
Red faced with anger and embarrassment, Nino shouted back equally loud, "YEAH, WELL AT LEAST SOMEBODY LISTENS TO ME, SHRIMP."
"TAKE THOSE HEELS OFF AND WE'LL SEE WHO'S TALLER, BITCH."
"GET YOUR OWN DAMN SAKUBI, HE LOVES ME MORE."
"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? AND FUCK YOU, TAKE OFF YOUR DAMN MAKEUP AND PUSH UP BRA AND WE'LL SEE WHO HE LOVES MORE."
*Somewhere else*
Sakubi clutching his stomach in laughter.
Namiko shaking his head.
Nina holding her hand to her mouth in shock.
Hinari even more scared.
Sakura pinching the bridge of her nose.
Naruto facepalming.
Kiba fist pumping.
Everybody else is slightly amused.
Right before things could get physical Takun pushed them away from each other, "Kunisa, calm down! We're not allowed to hurt her. And Nino please, don't provoke her. Let's just try to look for your mom okay?"
Both girls shot their heads away, "Hmph!"
Takun sweat dropped.
Namiko felt a breeze and immediately alerted Tema, "Wait, something's going on.."
"Yeah, I can feel it too." She replied.
A deep voice cackled as they came out of shadows, "What an observant pair you two are."
Namiko narrowed his eyes at the figure, he was tall and muscular. Deeply tanned skin looked aged, his face was what really caught him off. He was wearing a mask on his mouth, but his eyes were a scary combination of red sclera and green iris but no pupil.
Horrified, Namiko looked over to see a bored Tema, "Alright, cut the shit. Who are you and why should I care?" It's so weird how Tema can make questions sound like demands.
The man only cackled more, "Feisty, I like it. But to answer your question, I'm Kakuzu, a member of the Akatsuki. Say, you two look familiar. Especially the blondes, who are you?"
"Nara Tema, daughter of Nara Shikamaru, what's it to you?"
"Nara..Nara..Ah, you must be a child of the bastard who killed Hidan, simultaneously killing one of my hearts. I've got a bone to pick with you, what about the blondes?"
Nina trembled helplessly on Namiko's back, he assured everything would be alright. Namiko turned his attention back to him, reluctant he answered, "Uzumaki Namiko and Nina, children of Uzumaki Naruto, Rokudaime Hokage. And?"
The man before them shook, it was their father who'd killed all of his hearts. Feeling a strange vendetta against the three, he laughed and laughed. He'd soon kill them and come after their parents.
WOO! FINISHED THAT! I am in an extremely good mood and wanted to thank all of you for reviewing and favoriting and everything. Eveyrtime I get a notification from I smile for like 5 minutes, im so thrilled! Tell me what you guys think of this and review! I love reviews! Thanks for all the support, and please keep it coming!
TheLoverOfMusic: While Sakura's not my favorite personality wise, I really do love drawing her. and thank you for all of the reviews! :) I'll PM you the relationships of the children, or should I just post it as a AU in the next chapter? LET ME KNOW GUYS. LOVE YOU ALL. :)