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AU: This might be of use,
Tema 18; Oldest child of Shikamaru and Temari, younger brother: Shikari.
Misuke 17; Oldest son of Sasuke and Hinata, younger brother: Takun. Best friends, Namiko and Tejen.
Namiko 17; Oldest child of Naruto and Ino, younger sisters, Nino and Nina. Best friends, Misuke and Tejen.
Tejen 17; Oldest child of Neji and Tenten, younger sister Jeni. Best friends, Namiko and Misuke.
Nino 15; Oldest daughter of Naruto and Ino, younger sister of Namiko and older sister of Nina. Dating Sakubi despite being older,
Sakubi 14; Oldest child of Kiba and Sakura, younger sister: Kunisa, younger brother: Hinari. Dating Nino, best friend, Takun.
Takun 14; youngest son of Sasuke and Hinata, younger brother of Misuke. Best friend; Sakubi.
Jeni 13; youngest child of Neji and Tenten, younger sister of Tejen.
Shikari 13; youngest child of Shikamaru and Temari, younger brother of Tema.
Kunisa 13; only daughter of Kiba and Sakura, younger sister of Sakubi, older sister of Hinari.
Nina 8; Youngest daughter of Naruto and Ino, younger sister of Namiko and Nino.
Hinari 5; Youngest child of Sakura and Kiba, younger brother of Sakubi and Kunisa.
If you have any other questions, please let me know! ^_^
Tema eyed the man boredly, though intently studying his appearance and intentions. Who does this guy think he is?
"Get out of our way and maybe we'll spare you."
Kakuzu stared at her with girth, before cackling an awful eerie laugh. Once his laughter had died down, he replied, "As amusing as watching that it'd be, I'm afraid I've got strict orders to annihilate anyone in my path. Say goodbye, little girl."
Tema glared, little girl? He's got no idea who he's up against. Pulling out senbon from her hair, she was ready to throw them when Namiko intervened, "Tema! Please, you don't have to do this. Let me fight him, just stay with Nina-"
"Excuse you? But is she my sister? No. In fact I don't like her, and I don't like you either. If you want her to be protected, do it yourself. I'll finish this guy in a minute." She snarled.
Namiko gave a dejected look before agreeing, "Alright, but if things get out of hand I'm stepping in."
"That's very sweet of you," she sneered, "But that won't be necessary, 'cause I'm gonna make this bastard wish he was never fucking born!" and with that last word she unleashed a few senbon and Kakuzu.
He smirked, catching each of them in his hands and throwing them back to Tema, who quickly went through a set of hand seals and blew a gust of air out of her mouth, effectively blowing away the needles.
Realizing using just senbon wouldn't cut it, she drew blood from her thumb and went through another array of hand seals. Summoning a small weasel, similar to her mother's, she called, "Aid me, Katerami."
The weasel immediately obeyed and sprung forward and attempted to cut Kakuzu's neck. Kakuzu was too preoccupied with dodging the blade, he almost had not noticed Tema aiming a kick to his side. Catching both her leg and blade made Kakuzu with busy arms.
Tema smirked, now I've got him. But before she could punch him, he swung her by leg and threw her at the weasel. Flying across the hallway and sending the summon away in a puff of smoke. She scowled, time to get her hands dirty.
Running to him she tried punching his stomach, but he caught the punch. Making her send a kick to the arm that caught her arm, attempting to free it. All it did was give Kakuzu an open chance to punch her to the floor.
Trying to keep on her feet and skidding to a halt, Tema cursed herself for only bringing senbon as weapons. She tried lunging back at him when he suddenly disappeared from her sight, "He's fast," and before she could turn her head to look for him, he threw a strong uppercut that sent her crashing to a wall and falling face first to the floor.
Coughing blood, she attempted to stand. "Tema stop, you don't have to keep fighting, just please stay with Nina." Namiko pleaded.
"Tch," She stood slightly wobbly and brushed the blood away from her mouth, "I thought I told you not to fucking tell me what to do, runt."
Running back to Kakuzu, she created another set of seals.
Kakuzu was getting impatient, he didn't want to fight this one anymore, too boring. And god, would it kill her to lay off the language? She's as bad as Hidan. Deciding to get her out of the way quickly he sent a thread to her throat and flung her back to where Nina was.
Wheezing and knowing she probably couldn't continue without getting killed, Tema sighed in defeat. Figuring it'd be best if she just rested for a bit before giving this guy what he deserved. Namiko, happy that she didn't argue, glared at Kakuzu before them.
"What kind of gentleman are you? Hurting a lady like that, you ought to be ashamed of yourself."
The masked man only chuckled gruffly, "I'm over 90 kid, chivalry died a long time ago."
Namiko was shocked, the bastard had the cheek to constantly beat woman? Being raised by Ino, who made sure he was the kindest gentleman in Konoha. Any form of female assault made something snap inside him, ruining his calm, courteous nature. From people picking on his sisters, which rarely happened if they wanted to live, to his father arguing with his mother, something they did too often, being the fierce, hot headed people they were. Often giving his father the silent treatment for at least two days, after his parents argue. Namiko never favored his father, but he didn't hate him either. Namiko was just always a momma's boy.
"You're going to pay for that," He snarled, fists clenched before going through a set of incredibly quick hand seals.
"Because seven ate nine!" Tejen laughed at his own joke for the umpteenth time, making Hinari laugh as well.
"No offense or anything, Tejen." Shikari sighed tiredly, "But that joke kinda gets old when you say it six times before."
Tejen looked low for a moment before smiling, "Aw, don't be such a buzzkill Shikari! Here I've got one that'll make even you laugh..Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To jump in front of a car and end his miserable life so you wouldn't joke about it any longer," Shikari mumbled under his breath.
"What? No! To get to the other side!" He beamed before doubling over with Hinari in laughter.
Shikari continued on the hallway, stupid Tejen and his stupid jokes. Hinaris only laughing because he doesn't know any better, and Tejens only making him laugh to get his mind off the situation. 'Troublesome' he muttered for the thousandth time tonight.
"Hey, what's so funny? I wanna laugh too.." A smooth voice asked.
Shikari immediately stopped, "Who's there?"
"Only the sexiest damn Akatsuki member ever. Hidan's the name." Magenta eyes gleamed mischievously before the three.
Shikari rolled his eyes, "Great, another pretty boy to-"
"Who you callin' a motherfuckin' pretty boy, blondie?" Hidan quipped.
"Whatever, just get out of our way we're-" Shikari was cut off again.
"Listen kid, I'm not just here by chance. I've got business to do, and it just so happens that that business is you three bitches." Hidan explained smugly.
Eyeing the three confused boys, he mused, "Jashin-sama always did like young sacrifices."
Narrowing his eyes to slits, Shikari quickly analyzed the man. Fair height, pale skin, magenta eyes and gray hair were his most prominent features. After much more examination though, he noted the man to be somewhat arrogant, no doubt that cloak was akatsuki and considering the way he leaves it open suggests he's rather vain. A quick look at his forehead protector on his neck, Yugakure? Was that even a ninja village anymore?
Another glance at the scythe he bore, it seemed he never cleaned it, like he just kept using it kill after kill. Shikari had to admit he was maybe a bit intimidated but the guy looked pretty dim, so that relieved him slightly.
"Really, we don't want any trouble, so please-"
"Get a haircut, fag." Hidan suggested rudely, more interested in the staring contest between the blond in front of him. Something in his eyes seemed so familiar, the same passive, annoyed, apathetic look in them.
"Say kid, you got a father?" He asked not breaking the eye contact.
Shikari rolled his eyes, "Well obviously, everyone has a father."
"That's not what I meant cockass!" Hidan barked, "Who's the poor guy responsible for your little bitchass?"
Shikari squinted, ignoring the insults. He was used to it after all with Tema being his older sister. Contemplating whether or not to answer, he sneered, "What does he have to do with anything?"
Hidan clenched both fists and snarled, "Just answer the question, jackass."
Shikari smirked, his mother's daring genes kicking in, "And if I don't?"
"I'll kill you, all of you." Hidan smirked as well.
"Heh, I'm flattered really. I've never met someone so interested in my family befo-"
"BASTARD! I couldn't give a shit less about your pathetic damn family, tell me your fucking fathers damn name! My patience is running real thin, try me one more time, I dare you." Hidan's voice got dark.
Deciding to try his luck once more, Shikari grinned, "I really am a bastard, I have no father."
As soon as that last syllable slipped out of his mouth, Hidan ran towards Hinari, scythe in hand. Shikari cursed himself for pushing his luck, and quickly went through a few hand seals before Hidan suddenly froze in place.
Hidan was paralyzed for a moment before shifting his eyes down a noticing a long dark shadow connected to the other kid. Shikari forced them away from Tejen and Hinari, shifting so Hidan was now facing him.
Hidan took a moment of nostalgia, remembering this same technique some bastard had used on him over 20 years ago and killed him, he grinned madly, "I've only seen one asshole use that in my lifetime, is your father the rat with black, spiky hair?"
Shikari replied impassive as ever, "What was your first guess?"
Kunisa and Nino were still not talking, neither of them looking away from their respective walls. Takun made sure to stay in the middle, not letting them get too close to each other to avoid another fight. Nino's dress had been ripped to be even more revealing, and Takun swore Kunisa looked like she had 4 whole inches of hair missing from her length.
Turning his attention back to the goal, his eyes searched profoundly at every corner. Suddenly feeling a presence from within the walls, he furrowed his brows. What was this? It was almost like thin strings.
"Hey Kunisa, mind breaking that wall for me?" He asked, pointing directly ahead.
Kunisa cracked her knuckles, a sly smile on her lips. Funneling chakra to her right fist before smashing it into the wall, smirking at the damage. "Great work," Takun praised.
"My pleasure," she smiled.
Nino rolled her eyes, muttering something along the lines of "dumb bitch"
"What was that, whore?" Kunisa jeered.
But before Nino could open her mouth, someone interfered.
"Such destructive strength," a velvety voice spoke,
Kunisa felt her breath hitch, "Wh-who said that?"
The chakra once in the wall sauntered out, dusty red locks swishing with each step. His eyes, a milky brown looked eternally bored though slightly amused, a smirk play on his lips. "Forgotten about me already? Saku-chan?"
Kunisa froze, Saku-chan? The only Saku-chan she knew was her mother, she eyed the man, looking only slightly older than Sakubi. Did this guy know her mom?
"I'm not Sakura." She managed, inwardly praising herself for keeping her cool and not stuttering.
"No, you're much prettier, longer nicer hair, and more or less younger. You've those brilliant eyes though." The man complimented, reaching out to stroke her cheek.
Kunisa felt the cold fingers gently rub her cheek before she slapped it away hastily and growling, "Listen freak, I don't know who you think you are, but don't touch me."
"Feisty, looks like it runs in the family." He mused, "Oh but where are my manners? My name is Sasori, pleased to meet you."
"Creep," Kunisa replied.
Nino giggled, "What are you so grumpy about? This could be your first real boyfriend! Hello, I'm Nino, Konoha's Princess." She flashed him a wink.
He smiled and kissed her hand, "Charmed,"
Kunisa stared at them baffled, He had just kissed her brothers girlfriend! And she let him! "I'm telling Sakubi,"
"Tell 'em," she shrugged, "He won't believe you."
Kunisa clenched her fists in rage, she was absolutely right. Her brother was much too blinded by her beauty to see anything beyond it. Idiot. First chance she gets she's going to-
"Sakubi? Sounds dangerously close to the name Sakura. Is he related to you?" Sasori asked.
Kunisa gave him a long stare before replying, "Yes, he's my older brother, and I have another younger brother. My mother lives with us and my father, a perfectly happy family. So as you can see my mothers moved on from whatever sort of relationship you two may have had in the past."
Sasori stared at her in bewilderment, before chuckling out of pure amusement. The girl had thought her mother and him had dated? He really liked this one, glad she had inherited a sense of humor.
Once his laughter had ceased a bit he tried to reply, only to be punched in the mouth before getting the chance.
"What are you laughing at?" Kunisa puffed her cheeks, face as red as her hair. She really hated being laughed at, picked on.
Sasori looked down at her, looking slightly irritated. This girl needed some discipline, he looked her in the eyes, "It pains me to have to hurt a pretty face like yours."
Sakubi jaw had hung slack from constant the beatings from Misuke.
Jeni kept a concerned eye on him, which proved difficult to maintain considering she had to be looking far off.
Misuke suddenly stopped. Leaving the two minors behind him confused. Sakubi forced himself to stay quiet, for his jaws sake.
Was something wrong? Jeni waiting patiently for a minute or two before Misuke decided to explain,
"We're being followed."
Jeni's eyes widened, no way. She had her byakugan on the whole time, she surely would've noticed something. The chakra she felt from before had grown fainter every step they took. Ironically, the same chakra presence was now just a few meters behind her.
In a moment Misuke left them and was now behind the presence, kunai to his neck. "Identify yourself." he demanded, flashing his sharingan.
The man shook his head revealing the same eyes, "And to think you'd recognize your own uncle."
Wanted to get a good chapter done before school started, I'd also like to apologize for the insufficient writing in the previous chapters, just building suspense. Hopefully this chapter might've made up for it? I'd like to constanty write long chapters, so if I do take a bit more time than usual, I hope you guys won't mind.
BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE, HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYYYYY JAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIINN NNN
GUYS DO YOU GUYS KNOW MENMA? Naruto's AU from Road To Ninja?
I'd only JUST found out about him yesterday, it was funny.
first impression: Woah when did Sasuke get whisker marks?
Second: Is that a SasuNaru crack baby?
Third: Menma? Road to Ninja?
Fourth: where'd he get a sharingan?
FIFTH: OH DEAR GOD HE'S REAL AND BEAUTIFULLLLL
okay so from what I've heard he's Naruto if he had given himself into the kyuubi's darkness, and it kinda gets me thinking, DAMNIT NARUTO LOOK OW MUCH HOTTER YOU'D BE! AU MENMAHINATA FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE. And I though AU SasuHina was cute, but damn they'd make a MUCH better couple.
Can't wait to see this movie, it doesnt even have to be subbed. Please Kishi bring it hereeeeeeee D:
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