"Oh, Gobber…I honestly don't know what to do with Hiccup! He's too weak to go out battling! Why did Odin give me such a disappointing son…"

The Chief groans and places one of his hand over his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose as Gobber pats his friend on the back. Everyone is in the Great Cave, a place where people gather around to discuss about their plans, to have feasts or celebrate festivals. Stoick has just finished the meeting about another attempt to find the castle of the vampires, asking his people if they wish to go with Stoick or stay here to take care of Hiccup, much to everyone's horror on the latter. Gobber sighs at the sight of his best friend being disappointed because of his only son.

"You know, Stoick…It wouldn't hurt for you to teach Hiccup some of your moves-"

"Gobber, I told you before. Hiccup is not capable of going into battle! Even a squirrel has more bone than him!"

"Even so, do you think you can protect him forever? Yes, Hiccup has destroy the village a few times-"

"A few!? Gobber, he built some kind of catapult-like machine and had its weapon shoot down 10 houses, a contraption that caused the worst fire in history of the village AND almost caused one of the men to lose his head! And those are only the beginning!" Stoick slams a fist on the rock-made table, letting the harsh sound echo through the cave. After a minute or two, Stoick calms down and stands up, walking towards the walls that hangs the pictures of the previous chiefs with their sons. "For centuries, our previous leaders have always been strong, leading the pack to become the strongest. They raise and nurture their sons into the strongest Alphas and made the strongest pack the world has ever seen. My father raised me to become a great chief and I made him proud! But when Hiccup is born…" Stoick sighs again and shakes his head softly. "He is small and frail, unlike us Alphas. I have to protect him, Gobber. If I don't, he'll-"

"Now hold on a second, Stoick! Don't think so far ahead. Hiccup may be the first Omega in your clan to ever be born but he can't be protected forever. What if he got into trouble and you're not there to protect him? For all we know, he could be in danger right this minute!"

With Hiccup

"Great. Not only am I unarmed but I got lost too! This is justtt great." Hiccup sighs, in his human form and next to a lake, he sits down, looking at the ground in thought. The Forest of Mist is no easy place to pass. He can see how difficult it is for the others to find the castle. "I haven't even REACH the castle and now, I'm already in danger. Just what the hell is wrong with me?!"

"Kiri?"

Hiccup raises his head and instantly stands up, looking around. He blinks and scratches his head. "Strange…I swear I heard-"

"Ki! Kiri!" Hiccup suddenly froze. Very slowly, he places his hands on his head and softly feels…

Puffy and fluffy.

"WAH!" He shakes his head, trying to get whatever is on his head off. When he hears a soft puff landed on the ground, he opens his eyes and gaped at the sight he sees.

A small, pink puff ball with the most adorable eyes stares at Hiccup. Its size isn't that big but it's like a cuddly fluff ball. It's round and puffy, giving the impression of a large pink Taraxacum Erythrospermum (also known as 'the red-seeded dandelion'), even though it's only one foot. Although it's mouth resembles something like this: :3 , it still makes Hiccup a bit confused. Why would such a cute creature appear in such a place?

"Kiri! Kiri, where are you!?" Hiccup raises his head, hearing the voice of a lady calling for someone…or something. He looks down at the puffball to find it bouncing around him.

"Kikikiki!" It suddenly jumps onto Hiccup's chest, causing Hiccup to cry out and fall on the ground on his butt, blushing at the cuddling affection from the small, little furry one.

"W-What the hell is this?" The small furball purrs in content, like a puppy to its master. Hiccup suddenly hears some rustling in the bushes and quickly looks up, finding a lady in her mid-50s, with bright purple hair and black eyes.

"Kiri, there you are! Young master has been looking for you!" The woman walks towards to him. Just then, Hiccup flinches at the scent coming off of the woman.

"S-Shit! P-Please tell me my nose is wrong…" Unfortunately, werewolves have an uncanny ability of smelling like a dog's. Vampires can smell too but it is unknown whether their noses are stronger than werewolves.

"Kiri!" The little puffball jumps up and down on Hiccup's chest (which doesn't hurt at all and feels like a cotton candy is hitting his chest instead.) and bounces towards the woman, who hugs it and smiles softly.

"Kiri, you know you're not supposed to wander off! Master was really worried!" When her eyes moves to Hiccup, her eyes suddenly turn dead cold, making the poor boy shake with fear. "You…You're not from around here, are you?"

"A-Ah…Uh…F-Funny story…" Hiccup laughs nervously and feels his heart pounding in fear. "Damn, my nose was right. She's a vampire!" Before Hiccup can think up a lie, Kiri wiggles out of the woman's grasp and bounces towards Hiccup, looking at him with large, cute, puppy-dog-like eyes. It is the cutest thing Hiccup has ever seen yet!

"Kiri, what are you doing? What if he's a werewolf?!" The woman growls softly while Hiccup raises a brow.

"What if…?"

Kiri whimpers and jumps onto Hiccup's head, bouncing on top of him. "Ki! Kiri kiri! Ki!" The woman's face turns skeptical and confused.

"You want him…to be…" Hiccup hopes she would continue so he can understand but the woman only points to him, causing the little pink one to bounce on top of his head.

"Ki!" The lady gotten silent for a while but soon, she sighs and shakes her head.

"Alright. We'll bring him to the castle. I don't smell any werewolf scent on him." That last part got Hiccup froze. Even though he's lucky that he didn't get ripped to shreds, he isn't acknowledged as a werewolf either…

"Great. Even my scent doesn't say I'm a werewolf…" Maybe it's because of his tribe ignoring him like a plague? Or maybe it's because everything he does is never werewolf-like. Either way, it just shows him that he doesn't cut out as a werewolf…

"Kii…" Kiri whimpers sadly and nuzzles Hiccup, feeling his sadness. Hiccup looks up and notices Kiri trying to comfort him…

Something no one in his village would do…

"My name is Skrill. What's yours, stranger?" Hiccup stares back at the woman known as Skrill.

"My name…" He gulps and tries to think up a fake name, knowing if he gives his real name, it'll be disastrous. Skrill, being slight impatient when irritated, growls.

"Yes. Your name!" Hiccup flinches at the loud demand and swallows in fear.

"M-My name is…" Seeing those eyes glaring at him honestly tells him that if he lies…

His carcass will the only thing left around the lake.

"My name is H-Hiccup." For a while, the silence fills the air of the atmosphere. One minute, two minutes…Before long…

Skrill starts to laugh. It was nothing out of the ordinary for Hiccup. With a name like his, it's no wonder people would laugh…

"Hahahaha! Hiccup! Hahahaha! Such a strange name." She grins at him softly, causing the werewolf to sigh in relief mentally.

"Well, I'm the runt of the litter so I'm named as Hiccup." Skrill laughs softly and kneels down to his level.

"Well, I don't mean to be rude but your name certainly fits you." Hiccup rolls his eyes and sighs.

"Oh yes, the word for an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm and respiratory organs suits a kid who has the bone of a fish. What a very suiting name." Even when facing a vampire, he STILL use his sarcasm in a situation like this!

To this response, Skrill laughs again, looking up at Kiri. "You're right, Kiri. He is suited. A shame he's a male…" Then, her eyes widen with realization. "Wait a minute…" She suddenly grabs Hiccup's cheeks with her hand, turning his face left and right while examining his features. "Hm…cute little freckles…roundish face…" She grabs one of his arms, squeezing softly. "Not too bulky..."

"Well this isn't awkward." His sarcasm remark is ignored when Skrill grins.

"He is just the person Master needs! Kiri, you're a genius! Come, we must bring him to the castle!"

"Kiiiii~!" Kiri squeals with joy and bounces off of Hiccup's head and land on his shouder. Before Hiccup can protest, he suddenly found himself being dragged by the arm. Luckily, he used his other arm to grab his bag before he cries in terror.

"H-Hey! Where are we going?!" Skrill looks at him and gives a vampire-like grin.

"We're going to the Vampire Castle! You are going to be a candidate for Prince Toothless!"

"A candidate for what, exactly?!" Hiccup asked loudly, seeing the trees and surround areas a blur as Skrill runs as if she's on hyperdrive.

"A candidate to be his bride!"

...

"SAY WHAT?!"


There goes Hiccup's poor love life XD mwahahaha! I think I made Hiccup a bit too OOC-ish but I hope you can forgive me for that ^^"

Skrill: A dangerous dragon that is almost as fast as a Night Fury. It is also a dangerous thunderous species that if ur near one, ur hair could stand on end.