Advanced warning for those who are uncomfortable with it; Shipping moment between Jack and Bunny. Jackrabbit. Contains touching, and ripping clothes.

I don't own ROTG.

Cupid Makes You Stupid

Chapter 5

Aster had a feeling that something was wrong. Just a small, nagging suspicion in the back of his mind that something was not right. Like he had a problem that he needed to fix, but forgot to.

But, at that time, Bunny was completely ignoring that feeling in his mind in favor of the pretty little snow sprite in front of him.

'Thank MIM we got 'way from tha' Yetis,' Bunny thought as he deeply kissed his new lover. Jack wrapped his arms around the back of Bunny's neck, pulling him closer.

Bunny was in heaven right now, and perfectly content with being right here, in Jack's room, with Jack sprawled out underneath him. Bunny pulled away for a moment to look at Jack.

Jack was panting heavy and hard from the kiss, his snow white hair messy and in tangles, his big blue eyes lit with lust as he stared at the giant Pooka.

"Bunny..." He mumbled, covering his mouth in embarrassment.

"It's okay, mate," Bunny said soothingly, gently nipping at Jack's pale neck, letting his paws roam over Jack's body. Despite Bunny's bad feeling, something about all of this just felt right.

It was at this time Bunny realized just how small Jack really was under his blue hoodie. Maybe it was just Bunny's imagination, but Jack's hoodie seemed to hang off his frame. To the point where the collar of his hoodie exposed the top half of his shoulder.

To which Bunny quite literally ripped Jack's hoodie off. It was really easy, using his claws. He tore the hoodie off and tosses it's remains to the side. Despite how much he loved his hoodie, Jack did not object.

Underneath the hoodie was an old, colonial-styled shirt. Bunny assumed that it used to be white at one point, but now it was a fading yellow.

The color did not suit Jack at all in Bunny's mind. So that had to go too. Bunny grabbed hold of the collar and tore it right down the middle, exposing Jack's chest.

Bunny had never seen much of Jack's skin. He always kept himself completely covered. The most Bunny had ever see was Jack's hands and head.

So, as far as Bunny was concerned, this was a rare treat.

Until he heard Jack whimper. Bunny looked up to see Jack looking scared, covering his face with his hands.

"S'okay, Snowflake," Bunny soothed, gently pulling Jack's hands away from his face.

Jack sniffled. "Please. B-be gentle. It-it's my first time."

"We'll go real slow, mate," Bunny whispered, taking Jack in for another kiss as he started to undo the boy's pants.

"Bunny!" Yelled a voice.

Both spirits froze in their tracks, and slowly turned their heads towards the door. The stood North, Tooth, and Sandy. Tooth's hands flew up to her mouth, Sandy just stared at them, and North looked absolutely furious.

Highly annoyed, Bunny glared at them. "Mind givin' us a little privacy?"

"Bunny!" Tooth said, disapprovingly. "Stop that! Get off of Jack!"

"No way! Git out!" Bunny yelled, clutching Jack close. Jack, embarrassed, hid his face in Bunny's chest, his hands curling into his fur.

"Bunny! You can not be doing this with Jack!" North shouted. "He iz still child, and your love for him iz not real!"

"Like heck it isn't!" Bunny yelled back, causing North to storm into the room.

After a lot of yelling, screaming, fighting, and North nearly getting kicked in the face, the three remaining Guardians were finally able to pull Bunny away from Jack after Sandy hit them with his dream sand. Bunny and Jack fell right to sleep with carrots and snowflakes dancing above their heads.

North decided to leave Jack in his room, after making sure all of the windows were locked and secured, Yetis on duty, and putting Tooth in charge of Jack.

Bunny, on the other hand, was sealed in North's office. The door had a special, magical lock that only North and the Yetis could open. And with the secured windows, Bunny had no chance of escaping. No matter how much he scratches, punches, and kicks at the door.

"This iz a crisis," North sighed, as Phil handed him an ice pack. Sandy nodded in agreement.

"We need those ingredients as soon as possible," North continued. "Before someone else gets injured."