I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or Brotherhood. But there will be some direct lines from the story.

This story deals with a gender-swapped Ed, there will be no Ed/ Roy romance in this story just parental relationship. Also gender-swapped Winry

This story was also inspired by : A Girl Can Still Hang With the Boys by Ruby Tyra

I encourage you to check it out

"Rose told us were father Cornellos room was. Finally they go to meet the man with the philosophers stone. The door shut behind us.

"Welcome to our holy church. Did you come to learn our teachings?" The bald man said walking down the stairs.

"Yeah, I want you to tell us a bunch. Like this rule about tricking your believers with cheap alchemy." I said with a wicked smile growing on my face."

"Edward!" Roy interrupted my story

"Huh?" I asked "You wanted my report so shut up and listen."

"Ed, I wanted you to write the report down, not act it out"

"I have it written down right there at your desk, now do you want me to tell you about Yoki instead?"

"Did you write it?" Roy asked getting more and more agitated

"Yes."

"Then I'll read it"

"What about the train incident? Want me to tell you about how that went down?" I asked pressing each of his buttons trying to piss him off as much as possible.

"Did you write that one down Fullmetal?" Roy asked a keen smile growing on his face he caught me

"No it just happened when did you expect me to write it down?"

"Edward when I ask for all of your reports of your missions I mean every one, not just specific ones." Roy replied 'damn the bastard won this round.' Al sat down beside me now that the worst of the arguing was over.

"You owe me for this one Colonel." I said smiling knowing I had Mustang where I wanted him

"Fine I'll cave in what do you want?" Mustang said laying his hands down on his desk.

"I want you to take us to a library or introduce us to an Alchemist who knows about Biological transmutation, but I want to stay around here no more travelling for a while."

"Right now, God your impatient." Mustang stood and walked towards the bookcase "Shou Tucker, the Life Binding Alchemist." He placed his file on the desk to show Al and myself. "A man who has successfully transmuted a talking chimera and obtained a license to be a National Alchemist."

"Wait you mean it could talk like humans do?" I stood up compared to the chimera I just dealt with in Lior that was a major improvement.

"It only said one thing however, "I want to die" then it starved itself until it died."

I swallowed hard "Oh well lets go anyway, just to see what sort of a person he is."

"Couldn't agree more." Roy stood up and walked towards the door, he looked back. "Are you coming or not?"

"Right now?" I stood up while talking

"Your the ones who want their bodies back asap." Roy left and we ran after him.

Huge, was the first word on my mind when I saw his house. Our home, the one we burnt down, wasn't anywhere near that big. Roy walked up and rang the doorbell. While I got tackled by a giant dog apparently named Alexander. The dog knocked the breath out of me, with the band around my chest compressing my boobs I wasn't taking full breaths to begin with. Now I was gulping for air. There was a small girl at the door she couldn't have been more then four. She reminded me of a younger me before I cut my hair short because I wanted to to have short hair like Al and Winston(Winry).

"Wow, lots of guests daddy!" She said clutching the doorknob. They invited us into the house and Mr Tucker served us tea as he excused the lousy house keeping. He said it was because his wife left him and that pissed me off, expecting his wife to do all of the work just because she is a woman. Then he properly introduced himself, and Roy stated why we were there.

"I don't mind at all if you use my library but I want to know why, if I'm laying down all of my cards so should you. Why are you interested n biological transmutation." Roy paled.

"Um... He..." He stumbled across his words. 'smooth ladies man smooth.'

"Colonel" I held up my hand to stop him "Mr. Tucker does have a point." I started to undo my black jacket "And this is what the Fullmetal Alchemist has to show." I propped my metal arm up on the arm of the chair for him to see. I started to tell him our story, everything, expect for the part that I'm a girl, nobody knows that I'm one besides Winston, Al myself and Pinako.

"I see your mother..."His eyes looked towards the automail "It must have been painful." Tucker tried to sympathize with us. I just put myself through the ringer telling that story and just zoned out. Roy said something about keeping this secret. Then Tucker must have decided that I showed him all of my 'cards' and showed us to his lab. Nothing really grabs my attention seen one chimera seen them all. He walked back through the lab doors and to a set of double doors.

"This is my file room." Tucker said opening doors to a huge file room.

"Wow" Al and I said at the same time. I went right to the closest self and started browsing.

"Al you check that side I'll get this side." I grabbed the nearest book and fumbled it back and forth between my hands, I must have still looked out of it because Roy grabbed my shoulder and faced me towards him.

"I'm going back to work, I'll send someone to come and pick you up okay." He had concern in his eyes. I nodded and started reading. They kept talking I could hear them but not really.

The next thing I heard was the clock strike 4.

"What?" I looked up from the fort of books I assembled. "I've been reading for too long. Al! Alphonse!" crap man where did he run off to. I turned around to keep looking when I got mauled by that giant dog again. I heard Al walk over while I was trying to escape his grasp.

"Hi brother" he said 'okay so we aren't alone' I thought.

"Don't "Hi Brother" me what were you doing if you weren't looking for any files!" I yelled at him

"Um Nina looked like she wanted to play." Al said

"Alexander says he wants to play too, mister." Nina said from on top of his shoulders

"Oh, you got some guts to play with me." I said smiling wickedly and chased the dog while yelling.

"Yo Boss I'm here to get you." Havoc said with a questioning tone Alexander was sitting on me again "What the hell are you doing?"

"We were just taking a break from looking through those files," I said rushed then muttered "yeah something like that"

"So that means you found something helpful?" Tucker asked in his smooth eerie voice. I made a face that probably said enough.

"You can come back tomorrow then" He said with a smile I nodded smiling at him in thanks I made my way to Havoc

"Misters, are you going to come to see me again?" Nina asked Al I could tell he was smiling on the inside with the way his voice sounded.

"Yes let's play again tomorrow." Al told the toddler, Al was probably reminded of the younger me as well.

"Oh yeah Mr. Tucker I've got a message from the Colonel, "Evaluation day is coming up don't forget"" Havoc told Tucker on our way out.

"Yes I understand" was the last thing we heard Tucker say before he shut the door.

I wasn't really reading I was just listening to Al and Nina talk about her mother.

"You're so lucky that you have a big brother to keep you company Al, I only have Alexander to play with." Nina said hugging the dogs neck.

"Actually" Al said "Ed isn't my big brother, he is my big sister. Her Name is Edelle." My head shot up and I glared at Al.

"Yes I am a girl. But you have to keep this secret, like you can't even tell your Daddy okay?" I looked at Nina. She was smiling at me.

"Okay Edelle!" she cheered.

"I'm a bit stiff from all this reading." I stood up stretching.

"Best relief for a stiff shoulders is exercise." Al said.

"Yeah I'll do some exercise in the garden. You Mutt! I need exercise so I'll play with you!" I yelled running up stairs

"Come on Nina you too." Al called from behind us. We spent the rest of the day playing in the Garden.