Hey everyone! Wanted to say thanks for all the reviews. We're going to be answering a few reviews per chapter. Enjoy!
Did you hear that, Simon? You've got questions!
Simon: Yay!
Ralph: Yay!
Jack: rolls eyes Yay.
Roger: Heh...
Piggy: huffs Can I answer the first one for you?
Jack: Oh, shut up.
Simon: Guys, be nice. Anyway, here's our first questions! "Simon, do you like Ralph or Roger? Jack and Ralph, do you like each other? AND FINALLY, JACK, DO YOU HAVE A SOUL?"
Roger: What's a soul?
Ralph: Never mind that!
Simon: Well, it depends on what you mean by "like"...
Ralph: Simon has an innocent mind.
Jack: Because he's a baby.
Ralph: Shut up.
Simon: I guess Ralph? I mean, who likes Roger, anyway?
Ralph: Nobody.
Roger: Heyyy!
Jack: I still like you, Roger.
Ralph: No you don't. Haven't you seen him? He's a maniac!
Jack: But he's a good hunter.
Piggy: But he's EVIL! He likes hurting people!
Simon: I think I can back that up..
Roger: And I'll hurt both of you if you keep talking like that. That goes especially for you, Fatty.
Ralph: Roger, it's Piggy.
Piggy: That's not-
Ralph, Roger and Jack: Shut up, Piggy!
Piggy:
Simon: Let's be nice-
Jack: Being nice never did anyone any good.
Ralph: That seems to have worked out for you.
Simon: Stop! Let's move onto the second question. Ralph, Jack, do you guys like each other?
Ralph: I always thought Jack was nice and I wanted to be friends-
Jack: Blah blah blah. Ralph is bossy and annoying, so nobody likes him, including me.
Simon: That's mean.
Jack: Sometimes the truth hurts, kiddo.
Simon: Jack's just going to be rude if we continue this. So on to the next question.
Ralph: Thanks.
Simon: Sure. So Jack, do you have a soul?
Ralph: I know Roger doesn't.
Roger: Stop.
Jack: Shut up and let me answer the question. To be honest, I think having a soul would get in the way of hunting - but, I guess everyone has one. So, yes, I suppose.
Ralph: Come on. That's not an answer. Do you, or do you not?
Jack: No, I don't.
Ralph: Knew it. Does Roger?
Roger: N-
Jack: Roger's a wimp. So, yes.
Roger: :(
Simon: What about me?
Jack: You're a baby. Babies don't have souls.
Simon: You're mean.
Ralph: Simon has a soul. Do I have one?
Jack: An awfully bossy one, if you do.
Ralph: Souls can't be bossy, you idiot.
Jack: Yes, they can be because I said so.
Simon: Seems like you don't know what a soul is.
Jack: Well, how can a baby know what a soul is?
Simon: Oh.
Ralph: sighs
Piggy: What about meeeee? Do IIIII have a soul?
Ralph: Oh boy.
Jack: Pigs don't have souls.
Piggy: Hey!
Simon: I think we should stop now. Does everyone want to go to the next review?
Everyone: O_o
Simon: Okay, I'll take that as a yes.
Ralph: This one's just for you, Simon. It says, "Hrm... Simon. Who's your favorite choir member? And whyyy? Stay adorable pwease!"
Simon: Hmm. I don't know. I don't have friends, really. Exce-
Jack: That's because you're a baby. And nobody wants to be friends with a baby.
Ralph: Nobody wants to be friends with a bully, either. Which may explain why you and Roger only have each other.
Jack: I- I- but...
Ralph: Exactly.
Simon: I guess I could go with the ones that are quiet...like me.
Jack: You mean the ones that are worthless?
Roger: Exactly. Quiet people never run the world.
Piggy: *whispers to self* Who run the world? Girls. Who run the world? Girls.
Roger and Jack: o_O
Jack: Fatty, do yourself a favor and shut up.
Ralph: I gotta say, even I'm not sure what he was thinking on that one :/
Piggy: What? It was just that what you said reminded me of that song!
Jack: *facepalm*
Piggy: Come on! You don't like Beyonce?
Jack: Who in the world is Beyonce?
Piggy: What year are you living in right now?
Jack: 194-
Piggy: You're kidding me. This is 2012.
Ralph: Shh! He wasn't supposed to know that.
Roger: What is even going on right now?
Simon: I have no clue.
Jack: Simon, can you wrap this up? I'm going crazy here.
Simon: Anyway - I still don't know if I can pick a favorite choir member, so I might need some more time for that! We'll answer more of your questions next time! Uh, uh...bye?
Jack: Yeah, bye.
Ralph: But wait-
Simon: BYE!
We'll get to the other reviews in our upcoming chapters. Please keep those questions coming! We all appreciate the support.