Chapter 2: Explosions

Line and Act Bloopers #2

Cliffjumper finishes reading his script for "Darkness Rising Part 1" and "Out of the Past" and is completely mad.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? TWO EPISODES?" Cliffjumper snarls nearly tearing the script.

Behind him, countless drones talk.

"Something is better than nothing!" Steve shrugged.

"WHO ASKED YOU?" Cliff growled throwing the script on the floor. "So not cool, and the fact that I have to be beaten up by a bunch of drones!"

"HEY, WE'RE NOT JUST DRONES!" Some of the vehicons and eradicons yelled at him.

"Whatever!" Cliff crosses his arms in disgust.

Bumblebee walks in looking mad himself.

"You think you're the only one complaning, all I ever fight is them. Starscream barely!" Bee said pointing to all the drones.

All the vehicons and eradicons laugh!

Transformers Video Games #1

"So let me get this straight, I barely appear?" Ratchet asked looking up info on the Transformers 2007 movie video game. "How can this be?"

"I guess you're not as popular as you thought!" Optimus shrugged nearbye next to Megatron.

"But...I'm the medic!" Ratchet said pointing to himself.

"Well Optimus didn't need a medic apparently! I don't know, I wasn't in the game till nearly the end." Megatron said.

"Yeah...relax Ratchet, at least you were in it!" Optimus said.

"UGH!" Ratchet storms away leaving the other two confused.

"You do realize he may come back with wrenches right?" Optimus warned Megatron.

"Wrenches? Would could a wrench possibly do to me?" Megatron stands proudly.

Ratchet runs back in and bonks Megatron with 10 wrenches to the head.

"OW, OW, OW STOP THAT!" Megatron whined running away.

Bumblebee and Barricade's Pranks #2

"Alright, so we planted a bomb in Shockwave's gun in his sleep that's set to go off in 5 minutes, we should go check it out!" Bee told Barricade and Starscream as they walked into Shockwave's dressing room.

Once they go in, they see Shockwave talking to Bulkhead.

"Hey guys, practicing lines?" Barricade asked.

"Yeah, I hope I'll have bigger roles in season 3." Shockwave said putting down his paper. "You know, my gun has been feeling weird all day."

Bumblebee, Barricade and Starscream begin laughing quietly. But not quiet enough for Shockwave.

"What are you laughing at?" Shockwave asked.

"Probably had too much high grade or something!" Bulkhead said.

Suddenly his gun begins to shake and glow.

"Woah, Shockwave what'd you do?" Bee asked laughing.

"I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING, THE GUN IS!" Shockwave yells nervously.

Suddenly he vibrates towards the open window.

"Uh Bumblebee is that supposed to happen?" Starscream asked.

"Uh...no."

Suddenly Shockwave's arm points towards the sky and fires and giant ball of energy. As is goes up it gets bigger.

"Oh shit!" Barricade face-palms.

The ball comes back down towards a house. And for some reason a biohazard symbol appears in front of everyone's optics and the countdown sound effect is heard.

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!

"OH NO, NOT HER HOUSE!" Bulkhead screams as the bomb comes closer to the femme's house.

WTF-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOM!

The entire city of Iacon is destroyed by the blast especially the femme's house but no one dies. Bumblebee, Barricade, Bulkhead, Starscream and Shockwave are speechless...until a few minutes later.

"Uh...who's house was that again?" Barricade.

"Dude, this femme is scarier than Airachnid, Thunderwing, Megatron and Unicron combined...it's Arcee." Bee yelled.

"I see that now, in fact I see her exiting the remains of her house, now she's going across the street, now she's on the studio parking lot, now she's coming up...TO THIS WINDOW, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shockwave and the others scream as they bolt out of the studio just as an enraged Arcee breaks through the window.

Outside Studio #2

At the same time Shockwave's gun begins to glow...

Somewhere near the studio, Wheeljack and Dreadwing stack a large amount of grenades on top of each other to see how many they could make until it could fall. They had about 20 grenades total.

"It's never going to fall!" Dreadwing scratched his head.

"Relax, I had an idea, let's blow them up!" Wheeljack suggested.

"Are you insane, do you know the consequences of such an act?" Dreadwing asked wanting to slap him.

"Not really, what are they going to do, fire us?"

"Mabye!"

"They need us remember?"

"Whatever, I'm not shooting those grenades."

Suddenly SkyQuake, as a prank, tackles Dreadwing towards the grenades.

"SKYQUAKE NO!" Dreadwing yells as he and SkyQuake collide with the grenades.

The grenades blow up the entire studio a few minutes after Iacon and Arcee's house is blown up!

"You see, this is why this show is forced to have mid-season breaks!" A burned Dreadwing face-palms.

"Hey, why is Arcee chasing after Bee, Starscream, Barricade, Shockwave and Bulkhead?" Wheeljack asked.

Hardshell's view on the show

"I just don't get it, I'm only shown for 2 episodes before Miko kills me. But at least I get some screen time. After all, I am the best insecticon. Unlike my G1 counterpart over there.

"HEY!" Bombshell snarls from nearbye.

"Anyways, I feel that I could have been more...reliable to the decepticon cause. But at least I got to do a couple of fight scenes during my time. It's what I always wanted to do. Though I found it hard to be able to fight with Bulkhead since he's my best friend!"

"It's true!" Bulkhead calls out!

"Ugh!" Knock Out calls out.

"BE QUIET!" Hardshell snarls.

"Hey where is Sharpshot and Kickback?" Bombshell asked.

"Uh...I don't know..." Hardshell scratched his head.

"Hah, Insecticons can't keep track of their brothers!" Knock Out laughed.

"PRIMUS DAMN IT KNOCK OUT THAT'S IT!" Hardshell runs off chasing Knock Out down a hallway.

Done with Chapter 2. Let me know what you thought and I'll continue...