requested by the ever faithful Mirrorflame, I give cakeza (erza x cake)
"erza loves me the most!" Yells gray
"ZIP IT STRIPPER, SHE OBVIOUSLY LOVES ME THE MOST" bellows natsu
"C'mon guys, I'm her child hood friend so she's gonna choose me" claims jellal
*ding dong*
"well I'm a sexy lion and head of he zodiac, so f*ck you! She gonna love me the most!" Screams Leo, middle fingers displayed high in the air by both hands. This provoked natsu into smashing his head into the celestial spirit's and yelling "YEW WANA GO M8, I'LL SMASH YE FOKIN 'EAD IN!"
"Don't even bother you lot, you know I'm Erza's favourite" says cake, calm and triumphant because cake knows cake is right.
The red head pokes her head round the corner of the doorway. "I heard my name" she says, raising an eyebrow. Her stony glare piercing into all the boys present.
Gray, natsu, Jellal, Leo, cake, simo-ooh cake!
Erza's gaze softens in a nano second at the sight of her beloved strawberry shortcake. Extra cream. The way she liked it. The other boys sigh in defeat as erza picks up the cake and whips out a spoon from her pocket (because you never know when you'll find a slice of nice cake) and chomps happily on the small chunk she's hacked of the side of the cake.
Wait, the cake died so...
Now who does Erza love most?
"Me!" "ME" "me" "MEEEEEEEEYUH"
oh shit
WAIT, did she say Simon?!