of course, this was requested by Mirrorflame, so thanks to her/him and Aurora Borealis Chan for all your help and support through out this series. Please go check out their accounts and please go check out my other stories too! Like fairy tail academy and Lucy lost in memory.
Here we go!
Cana sat in her usual spot in the bar, with her usual (GIGANTIC) barrel of booze. Ah, how she loved her booze. Boys would always come up to cana, using the cheesiest pick-up lines, but she had had enough experience in how to deal with those.
"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" The boy would say. Cana would reply with: "no, but it sure did sting like a b*itch crawling up from hell, I even scraped my knee a little"
"Sup Cana? Is this seat empty?" The boy would say, gesturing to a chair next to her (that was obviously empty). Cana would reply with: "yes, and so's this one if you sit down"
"Hey, Cana, on a scale of one to america, how free are you tonight?" A boy would say. Cana replies with "north Korea"
After those boys had given up, it was bar tenders turn to try. It was a standing joke between the two, because the bartender would always hear the conversations between Cana and these boys, as Cana always sat on the stool right in front of the counter. Then, when they had all given up, he would pick out his three favourite ones, in order to hear Cana's hilarious rejection quotes one more time before she went home.
"Evening miss alberona, now, if you left leg was easter, and your right leg was Christmas, would you let me come see you in between the holidays?" The bartender asked with a smirk. He loved this one. "I'm Jewish..." Said Cana.
"Miss Alberona, didn't we go out once before? Or was it twice?" Said the bartender, laughing a little at what she was about to say. "It must have been once, I never make the same mistake twice"
"Last one before closing time miss Alberona. Didn't I meet you somewhere before?" He said. She giggled and replied "yes actually, that's why I don't go there anymore"
Cana had indeed memorised every pick up line rejection on the planet. Because all she wanted was her booze. She liked beer the best.
After all, her motto was
everybody's got to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer"
she learned that from guildarts.
After quickly fist bumping the bartender, and telling him to add the bill to her tqb (currently standing at 5, 070, 862 jewell- if you're confused while reading it then try this= five million, sevently thousand eight hundred and sixty two Jewell, better?) She stood up, and wobbled home, hiccuping every once in a while, as she went
sorry this one wasn't as good. I didn't really know where I was going with that.