Chapter 5: Steve's Revenge
Steve's view of the show
"Man, being smacked around, falling, failing missions, getting shot at...it's a lot to do. But it's worth it to me. In fact it can be pretty fun...but sometimes after the show, I am picked on for always wanting to do the roles with Starscream. I don't see what's so wrong with that! I can get pretty scared being on the set with Megatron. You never know, he could mess up and kill somebody." Steve explained.
"THAT'S A LIE!" Megatron yelled from outside the room.
"Anyways, I'm just hoping I can do a scene where I don't get hurt in the process. Ugh I couldn't count the number of dents I had during the last episodes of season 2. That Bumblebee can sure pack a punch!"
"YOU BET YOUR METAL ASS!" Bumblebee shouted from outside the room.
"Uh...is everybody hearing this?" Steve asked.
Suddenly, the insecticon from "Tunnel Vision" walks in seemingly depressed.
"What's wrong with you?" Steve asked.
"You really want to know? I HATE BEING ELECTRIFIED! PRIMUS THAT WAS SO PAINFUL!" The insecticon snarls right over Steve, slobber dripping onto his head.
"Ugh, do you mind?" Steve sneers shaking his head.
"Whoops sorry, anyways, Meta-knight can you stop the commotion out there, some insecticons and drones are fighting. For real this time!"
"I'm not going out there!" Meta-Knight said sightly nervous.
"So your saying we're stuck in here till they stop?" Steve asked.
"Pretty much!" The insecticon shrugged making Steve face-palm.
Outside Studio #4
"You want me to do what?" Steve asked Barricade who was with Starscream and Soundwave outside in the parking lot.
"Come on Steve, hit me right here!" Barricade challenged patting his left cheek.
"Are you kidding me? Why would I do that, if you'll just hit me back?" Steve crossed him arms thinking of this stupid idea.
When not on the show, Starscream, Soundwave and Barricade often picked on Steve for being a coward. Today however, Steve was going to get the last laugh.
"I'm not doing it." Steve refused.
"Do it or else!" Barricade threatened extending his claws.
Steve noticed Starscream and Soundwave coming closer to him.
"Why do you guys pick on me all the time? I'm just trying to have some fun!" Steve said.
"And this is our way of fun!" Starscream said and Soundwave nodded.
When Steve turned back to Barricade, he was met with a fist to the face knocking him into the seekers.
"OW!" Steve said rubbing the side of his face.
The three began to laugh at him getting Steve really mad. He clenched his fists hard and caught Barricade off guard with a hard left-hook to the face knocking Barricade down. Starscream and Soundwave stopped laughing instantly. Steve was angrily breathing hard. It took a few tries for Barricade to get up from the blow. But as soon as he did, Steve drop-kicked him back down before turning on the other two.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" They screamed.
A few minutes later Bumblebee came over to check on Barricade.
"Yo Barry, we got another-
He was surprised to see that Barricade, Soundwave and Starscream were knocked out on the ground covered in dents and claw marks. Barricade and Starscream even had two black eyes.
Gag Reel #4
Starscream gets ready to put on the apex armor for the first time. As it activates, he hears some cranking noises come from the suit and is suddenly ejected through the roof and high into the air screaming.
"Dreadwing I thought you helped fix the suit before we used it!" Optimus said as they stopped fighting.
"Oh, yeah...about that..." Dreadwing rubbed the back of his head embarrased.
Starscream came down and bonked Dreadwing on the head making him fall hitting his head on the hard ice. Optimus started laughing.
"Oh you think that's funny Prime, take this!" Dreadwing snarled throwing a snowball at his face.
"OW! You bastard!" Optimus smirked throwing one for himself.
"Uh...okay you know what, we can do this tomorrow, screw you guys I'm going home. Where's my hooverscooter?" Starscream limped off set.
Gag Reel #5
Knock Out chases Bumblebee and Jack around the desert. As they get ready to hide under the bridge, Starscream races by with his hooverscooter passing them both.
"SEE YA SLOW-POKES!" Starscream yelled.
Knock Out and Bumblebee stop shocked.
"Where did he come from?" Bee asked. "Jack did you...Jack?"
But Jack wasn't inside, instead, he somehow ended up on the back of the hooverscooter hanging onto Starscream's wings.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!" Jack cheered with Starscream as they flew down the highway.
Bumblebee and Knock Out looked at each other making they each saw the same thing.
"Uh...what now?" Knock Out asked.
"Eh, wanna get some energon?"
"Sure!"
Gag Reel #6
The Project Damocles satilite is being controlled by Soundwave. But while he does so, a scary picture pops onto the screen!
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OH SHIT! OH SHIT!" Soundwave jumps back and his tentacles accidently change the coordinates.
Instead of firing on the Autobots, it fires on Cybertron blowing up Shockwave's lab. Every mech just stared in shock and silence.
"Uh...was that Shockwave's lab?" Smokescreen asked.
"Yeah...uh...Soundwave should hide." One drone said.
Soundwave quickly hid in a closet, just as he heard the sounds of Shockwave's gun blasting down the front door.
Starscream's view on the show
"I love being evil and trying to take over the Decepticons. It's truly my calling after all. Megatron thought he would be getting the top spot in this group...but fortunately, victory is on my side...well it was until "Regeneration". But, I will continue to lets fans enjoy my humor and very awesome skills in battle! Being with the others on the show is pretty cool too. I mean we all just get along with each other and get in the zone when shooting begins. I'm used to punishment and Megatron beating me every once in a while doesn't really affect me."
"THAT'S A LIE!" Megatron yelled again.
"QUIET YOU! Anyways, I'm just glad I the only one of my versions to actually survive and still be part of the decpeticons!" Starscream glares at G1, Animated, movie and FOC Starscreams.
"It's not my fault I was killed by humans!" Movie Starscream sneered.
"My death totaly wasn't fair!" Animated Starscream snarled.
"I just floated into space, I could've came back anytime really!" G1 Starscream shrugged.
"Grimlock got a lucky shot!" FOC Starscream sneered.
"I see, what do you think of all this Meta-Knight?" Starscream asks the little knight who has been joined by Blade Knight and Sword Knight.
"Honestly, all of you Starscreams are failures!" Meta-Knight laughs.
"WHAT!" All Starscream's gasped.
"THAT'S TRUE!" Megatron yells.
"SHUT UP!" The Starscreams growl.
Done again, man...I honestly don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
Meta-Knight: Might I suggest a few more chapters?
Me: Fine, mabye 4 or 5.
Sword Knight: I VOTE 4!
Blade Knight: I VOTE 5!
Sword: 4!
Blade: 5!
Both start fighting.
Meta-Knight: UGH! You go ahead and decide.
Me: Sure! Okay everyone I've decided to bring this story to 10 chapters total before closing it down. I can't do this forever you know!
Both fighting knights cease.
Blade: HA-HA! TOLD YOU!
