Chapter 6: Being Chased

Line and Act Bloopers #5

The Nemesis secretly watches as Dreadwing chases Optimus around the harbor. Megatron notices that it was like a game of Pac-man. A purple dot chasing a blue dot all around corners.

"Man, I haven't played Pac-man in a while!" Megatron thought looking through one of the windows.

Nearbye, Soundwave plays a recording of Pac-man sound effects while looking himself. After awhile this started to annoy Megatron.

"Soundwave stop that noise!" Megatron demanded.

Knock Out comes up and slaps Soundwave in the back of the head. Soundwave drops making the pac-man dying sound.


Gag Reel #7

In the same episode, Dreadwing gets ready for the Optimus to trap him with the crane.

"RAAAAAAAAA!" Optimus yells dropping down towards Dreadwing.

But the crane abruptly stops making Optimus slip off and he hits the ground hard on his face earning winces from everybody. Bulkhead quickly signals the camera people to shut it off.


Megatron's view on the show

Meta-Knight, Sword Knight and Blade Knight sat nearly bored out of their minds listening to Megatron rant about love for playing the bad guy.

"...As for my team, I would say that we bring the most humor to the show than the Autobots." Megatron said.

"THAT'S A LIE!" Optimus shouts.

"SHUT UP PRIME! Anyways, Soundwave is truly the most loyal to me. He would never betray me like SOME people." Megatron glared at Starscream and Airachnid who were peeking through a window. "Soundwave wouldn't have the circuits to defy me!"

"YES I DO!" Soundwave shouts.

"WHAT?"

"FUCK YOU, I WANT MY OWN SPIN-OFF!" Soundwave angrily shouts. "BESIDES, LAZERBEAK NEEDS A RAISE!"

"CHIRP! CHIRP!" Lazerbeak squawks in agreement.

"Well, I know Knock Out would never just leave me with the drones and insecticons!" Megatron smirked.

"WANNA BET?" Knock Out called out.

"You just struck out!" G1 Megatron said holding a thumbs up.

"You suck!" Movie Megatron said.

"I agree, nobody wants to be with you. At least I had two certain one-eyed mechs always fighting over me." Animated Megatron said.

"I LOVE YOU!" Animated Shockwave yelled.

"WHAT?" Animated Megatron gasped.

"Actually, just like Starscream. You all are also failures!" Meta-Knight said ending the interview.

"YOU DARE CALL US THAT?" Megatron snarls.

"WE TOTALY DARE!" Blade Knight retorted.

"SCREW YOU BLADE!" G1 Megatron snarled.

"DON'T TALK TO BLADE LIKE THAT YOU ASS-HOLES!" Sword Knight growled.

"FUCK YOU!" Movie Megatron snarled.

"THAT'S IT!" Meta-Knight shouted.

A few minutes later, the Meta-Knights walked out without any injury at all. All the Megatron's were lying on the ground deeply in pain.


Transformers video game #4

Optimus, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Jazz, Grimlock, Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Vortex and Swindle were all in a room playing each other their parts in Fall of cybertron. So far they were deeply impressed.

"Wow Optimus, Brawl and Onslaught whooped your ass when we captured you." Vortex laughed.

"Laugh it up, at least Metroplex killed Megatron." Optimus rolled his optics.

"But Soundwave revived me." Megatron smirked.

"DAMN IT, I COULD'VE HAD MY SPIN-OFF QUICKER INSTEAD OF DOING THAT!" Soundwave face-palmed.

"ME GRIMLOCK DESTROY INSECTICONS!" Grimlock snarled.

"HEY!" The insecticons whined from nearbye.

"This so matches my personality!" Starscream smirked. "He-he, Shockwave had no clue what was going on."

Optimus and Megatron had to play rock paper scissors to see who played the final part. Optimus won.

"HAH! I kicked you ass Megatron!" Optimus smiled.

"It doesn't matter, we both lose to the portal." Megatron groaned.

"Oh yeah...Bumblebee I think you're dead!" Optimus said.

"WHAT! NO! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!" Bumblebee pointed.

"Me Grimlock want to hurt Shockwave for real!" Grimlock said getting up and leaving the room.

"Seriously...is he serious?" Swindle asked.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OAF!" Shockwave could be heard yelling.

"OH SHIT...GET HIM!" Jazz yelled.

"WITH WHAT? GRIMLOCK IS HARD TO CAPTURE!" Cliffjumper said.

"NOT GRIMLOCK, THE ENERGON CUBE RIGHT THERE!" Jazz pointed to the screen!


Outside Studio #5

Bumblebee had been dared to get clawed in the face by every mech that had claws. He stood in front of a line of decepticons consisting of Starscream, Barricade, Megatron, Soundwave, Shockwave, Hardshell, Steve, Knock Out, Airachnid, Dreadwing, SkyQuake, Predaking and Thunderwing.

"I don't want to do this anymore!" Bee whimpered.

"Come on Bee, it's not a big deal!" Barricade lied.

"YOU'RE LYING! Oh great, I'm turning into Zim." Bee face-palmed.

Soon the clawing began. Each mech going up and giving Bee one slash to the face. After 5 he started staggering. After 10 he started crying. Finally it was Predaking and Thunderwing's turn who were slightly bigger than the giant studio. The both bent down as low as they could and swiped one claw on both sides of Bee's face. Bee collasped to the ground with countless cuts to his head.

"Hmm, mabye we should've stopped after Shockwave!" Barricade said concerned.

Later when Bumblebee recovered, the decepticons found themselves at the mercy of Bumblebee chasing them around with a mace as big as Thunderwing around the desert with the "Benny Hill theme" playing in the back. Curtousy of the Meta-Knights.


Nice, I like some Bumblebee rage.

Meta-Knight: That was so worth it!

Sword: I KNOW, HAH!

Blade: THAT'S SHOWING THEM!

Meta: That was nice for Prodigal to enrage Grimlock enough to pummel Shockwave.

Shockwave: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Grimlock: ME GRIMLOCK NOT DONE WITH YOU!