Chapter 8: Bumblebee VS Soundwave
Line and Act Bloopers #7
Optimus, Ratchet and Arcee are practicing their lines for "Sick Mind". Optimus already has his right eye black for the next shoot.
"Hey Optimus, is that make-up on your eye or did you really get infected?" Arcee asked.
"Uh...actually I owed Megatron so he...hit me in my eye." Optimus studdered embarrased by his explanation.
"THAT'S A LIE!" Megatron yelled.
"Why does he keep doing that?" Ratchet snarled.
"No clue!" Arcee shook her head.
"Oh, this is going to be a pain in the ass all day!" Optimus groaned.
Outside Studio #6
Arcee and Airachnid talk out at a bar about all the mechs they work with.
"Come on, what about Starscream? I've seen you eying him!" Airachnid smirked to Arcee.
"I don't know...I still haven't decided. In fact, I believe Bumblebee may be into me...I've seen a few signs. You know Airachnid, I heard Breakdown wants to be with you." Arcee reminded Airachnid while sipping on her drink.
"I've heard, he's always smiling that big silly smile of his. I just hope he doesn't try to follow me around. Or else!" Airachnid chuckled.
Outside the window next to them, Breakdown and Starscream hid by a building watching them drink. They smiled.
"They're into us!" Starscream smirked.
"Totaly, they'll have to admit it at some point!" Breakdown chuckled.
They didn't know that Arcee and Airachnid had already noticed them.
"Hey Arcee, you're lover is staring at you!" Airachnid pointed to the window.
Arcee looked out to see Starscream trying his best to hide but failing terribly. Breakdown saw the femmes and scrambled away leaving Starscream alone to be stared at. Arcee and Airachnid made a face at him causing Starscream to jump and fly away.
"Some mechs!" Arcee sighed.
"Tell me about it!" Airachnid shook her head.
Outside Studio #7
Bumblebee, Starscream, Soundwave and Arcee were planning on having a pede-only race down one street. The seekers had doubts about Bumblebee.
"Come on Bumblebee, you know you don't have enough speed on foot to beat me and Soundwave." Starscream bragged.
"Sure, and those heels are supposed to give you extra speed instead of making you trip?" Bee teased as Soundwave and Arcee "oohed".
"Ugh, I'll show you just what these heels can do, if you need to talk about big feet, talk to Soundwave." Starscream pointed to Soundwave's purple pointed feet.
"My feet aren't that big!" Soundwave said lifting one up.
"You three are so immature!" Arcee rolled her optics.
"You three are so immature!" Starscream mocked Arcee.
Arcee growled but Soundwave stuck an arm out in front of her to keep her back while Starscream winced.
"Alright you three, are we racing or what?" Bee asked impatiently.
"Fine, we race from here all the way to the end of the street...and this is a long street." Starscream explained. "READY, SET, GO!"
The four took off running. Bumblebee was surprised to see Starcream easily picking up speed with Soundwave right behind him. Arcee was slowly catching up to them. Soundwave darted past Starscream taking the lead.
"UGH, I'LL CATCH UP!" Starscream vowed angrily breathing.
Bumblebee was catching up fast and came beside Starscream while Arcee passed them.
"See ya boys!" Arcee called out passing Soundwave.
"WHY IS THIS STREET SO LONG?" Bee complained.
Bumblebee began to notice the way Soundwave was running. He had his whole body leaning forward like he was trying to fly. Bumblebee copied him suddenly picking up speed. Starscream was shocked that he was in last place right now and started to take large lunges. Arcee was beginning to lose speed and Soundwave overtook her.
"SOUNDWAVE, SUPERIOR!" Soundwave proudly stated.
"More like inferior!" Bumblebeee said coming beside him.
"Bumblebee, you just don't have the right speed to beat me!" Soundwave said shaking his head.
"Wanna bet!" Bee said and looked back at the road.
They got faster and faster until they looked like a blurr of Purple and Yellow. As the end of the street came, one of them accidently tripped the other making them fall into a ball of metal. They started tumbling to the end of the street where a white line was drawn to show where the finish was. They tumbled all the way over to it before stopping in front of it. Both of them were tangled in a pile of arms and legs.
"GET OFF!" Bee snarled.
"YOU FIRST, I'M WINNING!" Soundwave growled.
The two began wrestling for the top spot. They reached out an arm to the white line while shoving each other around. Soundwave eventually got on top of Bumblebee and tried to bury his head into the ground. Bumblebee kept an arm stretched towards the line but Soundwave kept trying to claw it away. But in the very end, Bumblebee emerged victorious when he shook Soundwave off of him and lunged forward.
"Hah, I BEAT YA!" Bee yelled triumphantly. "What do you got to say to that?"
Soundwave groaned as he got off Bumblebee just as Starscream and Arcee arrived ready to pass out.
"Who won?" Starscream asked clutching his chest.
"I did!" Bee said.
"WHAT!" Starscream yelled.
"Now Soundwave, I want to hear you say it." Bee sneered to an angry Soundwave.
"Say what!" Soundwave snarled too upset that he lost.
"Say I'm superior and you're inferior!" Bee said.
"Never!" Soundwave growled getting in Bee's face.
"Soundwave just say it, fighting is not going to solve anything and Bee won't quit bragging until you say it." Arcee rolled her optics.
Soundwave clenched his fists and said it very low.
"Bumblebee, superior...Soundwave, inferior..." Soundwave growled before punching Bee to the ground and walking off.
"OW! He didn't have to punch me!" Bee said.
"Don't worry, he'll be fine tomorrow. He justs hates losing!" Starscream smirked.
Bulkhead's view on the show
"Being able to crush stuff, smash stuff and blow up things is just my style. Anything that has to do with Transformers must have lots of destruction. I just love battling it out with the others, the feel of battle feels great and keeps me going. I've always loved a good fight! If only I can take on Megatron. I bet I could...mabye...I don't know...never went toe-to-toe with him...not even Shockwave yet." Bulkhead wondered.
"YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE!" Shockwave yelled from nearbye.
"OH YEAH!" Bulkhead cracked his knuckles.
"BULKHEAD! THE INTERVIEW!" Meta-Knight reminded him.
"Oh yeah, anyways, playing around with Bumblebee and Smokescreen is really fun since we get along a lot and have a lot in common. Of course my good friend Hardshell and I did have a hard time realizing we would have to fight each other. But at least it was only for one episode." Bulkhead shrugged.
"You knocked one of Hardshell's mandibles off during the fight...how'd he take that?" Meta-Knight asked.
"I bet he was mad!" Blade Knight chuckled.
"Did he whoop your ass?" Sword Knight asked.
"No, he's wasn't mad, besides it was loose anyway, he had gotton into a fight with some mech and got the mandible loose in the process." Bulkhead laughed. "I had to break them up."
"You're lucky you got to battle insecticons!" Animated Bulkhead said sitting in a chair nearbye.
"I know...but hey...I'm sure you would've had a chance at some point." Bulkhead said.
"Oh well, at least the show didn't end me dying like a CERTAIN ninja-bot!" Animated Bulkhead sighed.
Bumblebee and Barricade's Pranks #4
Bumblebee and Barricade are carrying two buckets full of wrenches down a hallway to a nearbye corner where Grimlock and Swoop are busy talking to Onslaught and Brawl about what to do later on. Ratchet has surprisingly let them have the wrenches for their prank. Grimlock and Swoop were not in dino mode.
"Alright Barricade, I believe this will be our greatest prank yet!" Bee said excitedly.
"Oh please, every other one had backfired." Barricade groaned. "And if we get caught by these four, then we're probably going to die."
"They won't...trust me...now throw a wrench." Bee demanded.
Barricade picked a wrench out of a bucket and chucked it. The wrench hits Swoop who angrily smacked Brawl over the head.
"WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Swoops snarled.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Brawl snarled back.
"Hey pay attention you two!" Onslaught growled.
Bumblebee and Barricade were laughing hard but trying not to be heard. This was going great.
"Okay, my turn!" Bee said eagerly picking up a wrench and throwing it straight at Brawl's helm.
"ARGH! STOP IT!" Brawl snarled shoving Swoop.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SHOVING?" Swoop shoved back.
"IF YOU TWO DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW, ME AND GRIMLOCK WILL POUND BOTH OF YOU!" Onslaught threatened and Grimlock nodded.
Brawl and Swoop gave each other death glares before the conversation continued. It was really Grimlock and Onslaught who were really talking. Brawl and Swoop were just listening. Bumblebee and Barricade tackled each other and laughed on the floor.
"This is too good! And so far no trouble!" Barricade laughed.
"Yeah, this one should really make them want to kill each other!" Bumblebee said holding up two wrenches.
Both mechs threw the wrenches that hit Brawl and Swoop at the same time.
"WHY YOU-"
Brawl and Swoop start fist-fighting and chasing each other while Onslaught and Grimlock face-palmed.
"How do you deal with him?" Grimlock asked.
"How do you?" Onslaught asked.
"Good point!"
Suddenly Soundwave came over playing a video of Bumblebee and Barricade throwing wrenches. Then he pointed to down the hall.
"You mean..." Onslaught began to say before Soundwave nodded.
"Thanks!" Grimlock said before he and Onslaught started down the hall.
Soundwave stood around to listen. Bumblebee and Barricade were too busy laughing their afts off to see Onslaught and Grimlock surrounding them. When they did, they nervously stood up.
"Uh, hey Grimlock...Onslaught...how's everything been?" Bee asked.
"I thought you said we would never get caught!" Barricade sneered.
"Lucky try?"
Grimlock and Onslaught growled loudly and clenched their fists.
"Me Grimlock get payback!" Grimlock snarled.
"Big mistake!" Onslaught sneered.
Soundwave smirks behind his mask hearing Bumblebee and Barricade getting beaten up.
"He-he, Soundwave, superior...Bumblebee and Barricade, inferior!"
What can I say...it's true!
Meta-Knight: At least in the Transformers Universe.
Sword: META-KNIGHT IS SUPERIOR IN KIRBY UNIVERSE!
Blade: YEAH!
Me: I agree...mabye!
All Meta-Knights: MABYE? (Pull out swords)
Me: I'm kidding...heh...