Chapter 9: OMG They Killed Kenny

Break Room #1

Knock Out, Dreadwing and Bulkhead were busy talking to each other while drinking some energon. Starscream walked over to get himself a cube. But little did he know, one of the mechs had urinated in that certain cube just waiting for someone to take it.

"Hey guys, does your energon taste as funny as mine?" Starscream asked confused at his drink.

"Uh...no!" Knock Out tried to hide the huge smirk.

"Oh, that's weird!" Starscream shrugged and drunk some more.

Dreadwing and Bulkhead began cracking up.

"What's wrong with you two?" Starscream asked.

"Nothing...nothing at all!" Bulkhead chuckled.

Starscream ignored them and sipped the cube some more.

"Ugh, I can't drink this...how can you guys drink this?" Starscream asked.

"Because you got something else." Dreadwing smirked.

"What are you talking about?"

Knock Out whispered to Starscream what was in it making the seeker's wings drop.

"WHAT! NO! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Starscream ran off to a bathroom leaving the others laughing.

Gag Reel #9

Megatron angrily throws down a vehicon, then an Eradicon.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" The vehicon yelled transforming into a car.

"FLYERS! I NEED FLYERS!" Megatron snarled as more eradicons took off into the air.

Down on the ground, the car exploded.

"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY, YOU BASTARDS!" Shouted one drone.

"I'M OKAY!" Said the car.

"Oh never mind!" The vehicon sighed in relief.

Megatron looks at the vehicon before pushing him off the Nemesis as well.

Line and Act Bloopers #8

Dreadwing notices his gun isn't working, he tries trying to fire it while inside his room.

"Argh! What's wrong with this thing?" Dreadwing snarled but the only thing that came out was smoke and sparks. "BUMBLEBEE, IS THIS ONE OF YOUR PRANKS?"

"No...why?" Bee asked coming over.

"Well, my gun won't fire." Dreadwing snarled trying to shoot again.

"What are you trying to shoot, you're inside of your room." Bee said looking around him.

"I know, but I need it tested in case the shots are weak. There's nothing better to target...unless you want me to target you."

"No way...here let me see!" Bee said taking the gun and looking through the hole.

"Uh-oh...I think I see the problem."

"What?"

"It seems to be jammed with...OH PRIMUS RUN!" Bee yelled seeing a glow inside the gun.

Bumblebee drops the gun making it fire yet another nuke into the sky. After a full minute their was a giant explosion rocking the studio.

"Oh great, first Arcee's house, then Shockwave's lab...what now?" Dreadwing face-palmed.

"That would be Cybertron's core." Bee pointed out.

Everything on Cybertron shuts down turning into a planet of darkness.

"Frag!"

Extended Scene #3 (Triage)

Back on the Nemesis, a drone walks into the main control room to see Soundwave in a corner holding Lazerbeak like a little baby. Soundwave was rocking back and forth rubbing Lazerbeak's head.

"It's okay Lazerbeak, no one will ever hurt you again." Soundwave sobbed.

"Uh Soundwave sir, should I be seeing this?" The drone asked.

A few minutes later Megatron comes in wondering where Soundwave is. What he sees makes him stagger back.

"Don't worry Soundwave, I'm here for ya!" The drone said holding Soundwave who was still holding Lazerbeak.

Megatron rubs his optics making sure he was seeing right. The drone turned to Megatron.

"You didn't see anything..." The drones said before the darkness of the corner overtook them making them disappear.

Megatron simply walked out and ran.

One more chapter left, I knew this was going to have to stop soon!

Meta-Knight: Aw you're no fun!

Sword: Yeah!

Blade: What about after?

Me: Don't know...I may take another break! We'll see!