Chapter 10: Final Take
Gag Reel #10
Wheeljack notices Optimus didn't look too comfortable in the Jackhammer. He began to chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Optimus sneered.
"Nothing, nothing at all boss bot!" Wheeljack said clenching the controls tighter.
"Are you sure?" Optimus asked bending a bit over some more.
"Yeah, everything's fine!" Wheeljack snickered.
Wheeljack decided to have some fun with this. He boosted the Jackhammer's speed and glanced at Optimus who had his optics widened.
"Wheeljack what are you doing?" Optimus asked nervously.
"You're about to find out!" Wheeljack said and pulled up.
The Jackhammer zoomed up higher and higher. Optimus was too crowded to move and it was starting to hurt.
"WHEELJACK STOP!" Optimus damanded. "I CAN'T MOVE!"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU OPT!" Wheeljack yelled as he started doing backflips.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Optimus yelled and the Jackhammer went straight down to the ground.
Meanwhile at the shipping depot, Bulkhead and Dreadwing are waiting rather impatiently.
"Well where are they?" Dreadwing asked.
"Don't know...what now?" Bulkhead asked.
"Grand Theft Auto?"
"Sure!"
Break Room #2
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
"OPTIMUS SHUT OFF YOUR HORN!" Ratchet yelled as everyone on the room covered their audios.
"OPTIMUS QUIT IT! THAT HURTS MY HEARING!" Megatron snarls.
"I CAN'T, FOWLER BROKE IT!" Optimus whined.
Suddenly that made Ratchet, Prowl and Barricade's sirens go off as well.
WEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOO, WEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOO, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOO!
"DAMN IT!" Barricade gritted his teeth stomping the ground.
"BARRICADE I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR SIRENS WERE...RIGHT THERE!" Prowl pointed to Barricade's crotch.
"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING?"
"I DON'T KNOW! WHAT DID YOU DO, KILL BONECRUSHER AND PUT HIS HEAD THERE?"
"SHUT UP!"
At some point all the windows in the studio broke and everyone's horns and sirens went off.
Line and Act Bloopers #9
"I AM FASTER THAN FAST, QUICKER THAN QUICK, I AM LIGHTNING!" Bumblebee beeped while he, Bulkhead, Arcee and Optimus torn down the street while being chased by M.E.C.H..
"Are you serious?" Arcee asked.
"Yeah, why?"
"You stole that line from Cars." Bulkhead said.
"Whatever...KA-CHOW!" Bee speeds off.
Line and Act Bloopers #10
Starscream finishes is little speech about who he is to Soundwave.
"Thanks you for listening Soundwave." Starscream says turning to leave but stops. "But wait...one more thing."
Since he can see his reflection, he starts making faces for a laugh. Soundwave just stands there letting him have his moment.
"My, you're a handsome looking seeker aren't ya?" Starscream smirks raising his optic ridges up and down. "I bet everyone is jealous because they're not as awesome as you!"
Soundwave suddenly slaps Starscream into a camera and walks away seemingly angry.
"Was it something I said?" Starscream asked in a daze.
Outside Studio #8
"Who's a good insecticon? You are! Yes you are!" Airachnid was busy scratching Hardshell under his chin.
Hardshell layed on his back like a dog giggling and letting his left leg twitch. He was enjoying every second of it.
Megatron walked over seemingly confused.
"Airachnid, must you really do that?" Megatron rolled his optics.
"I don't see why not, it works on anybody, even them!" Airachnid points to Starscream, Soundwave, Shockwave, Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Optimus lying on the parking lot ground asleep.
"Oh please, that would never work on me." Megatron smiled proudly.
"How much do you wanna bet?"
"After losing that bet to Ratchet I'm never betting again, but...I accept you challenge."
Not long after, Megatron was on the ground falling asleep while Airachnid rubbed under his head.
"I knew it!" Airachnid smirked.
Outside Studio #9
"I'm telling you, even without that synthetic energon, I could probably throw this rock as far as I did to hit that drone!" Ratchet smirked.
Smokescreen picked up a rock and looked down the road.
"I bet I could throw it farther. Just hope I don't hit anything!" Smokescreen said.
"Okay then, go ahead and try!" Ratchet challenged.
Smokescreen looked for a good spot to throw. He found a good clearing where the rock could be thrown and land without damaging a thing. He took his chance.
"Check this out!" Smokescreen said and threw it.
But as it flew through the sky, Shockwave flew by and the rock knocked him down making a loud crash.
"UH-OH!" Ratchet yelled.
"SCRAP!" Smokescreen yelled. "RUN!"
He and Ratchet ran away when they saw Shockwave standing up and charging his gun.
Extended Scene #4 (Darkness Rising Part 5)
Starscream and Soundwave talk to Shockwave about the spacebridge explosion.
"Hey Shockwave, I have to tell you something!" Starscream said smirking.
"What could it possibly be?" Shockwave snarled tending to his work.
"Megatron just died." Starscream smirked.
Shockwave drops his tools and screams.
"OH MY PRIMUS NO!" Shockwave starts running around his entire lab.
Starscream and Soundwave end the transmission laughing. Shockwave eventually goes to his spacebridge controls and goes to Jasper, Nevada. There, he continues to run and scream around the desert, then he finds the strangely empty Autobot Base and runs through every part of that. Then he runs to the roof and hugs Cliffjumper's burial before jumping off the roof and running down the highway. He then runs through the school where Jack, Miko and Raf were in, then through the "The Circuit" where Vince and some others were racing. Somehow he manages to find the Harbinger and runs around crying as well and smashes through the currently un-used protoforms. He find Starscream's hooverscooter and races through a groundbridge heading for Antarctica where he races on the hooverscooter towards the warehouse where he find the Apex Armor and blasts it to pieces before flying through the groundbridge again going inside the Nemesis still running like a maniac. He's too busy yelling to notice that he just trampled Starscream and Soundwave in the process of heading to the main control room. Suddenly he smashes through the front of the Nemesis and lands in a crowd of TF fans but doesn't pay attention and keeps running. He heads straight for the studio where he runs down hallways until he finally sees Megatron alive and standing at the end of a hallway.
"MEGATRON!" Shockwave yells tackling Megatron into a hug of joy while Megatron comforts him.
In a large secret room, Steve and all the other Vehicons and Eradicons sat in front of a large TV where they have been watching all the bloopers on one tape. They all cheered when it was over.
"That had to be one of the greatest blooper tapes I've ever seen!" Steve said with others agreeing.
"Despite some of those bloopers belonging to us." One said.
"So...that's it though? No more?" Another asked.
"Nope that's it, that's all we were able to get!" Steve said taking the tape out of the old VCR they had.
The Meta-Knights suddenly burst in snatching the tape away from Steve.
"I believe you mean that's all we were able to get!" Meta-Knight said. "Now then, we shall be heading back to Cappy Town...Kirby must be worried."
"Those scenes were funny!" Sword Knight chuckled.
"Yeah, everyone should see this!" Blade Knight said.
Once they left, Steve and the other drones were left with nothing to do.
"What now?" One asked.
"...Go beat up somebody?" Steve suggested.
All drones agreed and cheered as they left to do...whatever drones do including beating random mechs up.
THE END!
That's it! I've been wanting to put that in here for a long time now.
Meta: That was probably the best moment of this story.
Sword: I agree!
Blade: Never expected that!
Me: Well everybody, thank you all for the reviews and checking out this little blooper story. As of right now I don't know when I may make another TF story again but I've been thinking of a fic for another show...i'll admit it...I'M A KIRBY FAN, DEAL WITH IT! I thought about my first Kirby story being about Sword and Blade.
Sword and Blade: YAY!
Meta: Aw!
Me: You'll be in it too!
Meta: YAY!
Anyways...for now...KINGSTRIKER OUT!