h is for Higgs Boson…
Fleur and Bill were drunk. It was past midnight on January 1st, and the couple were lounging on their couch in Shell Cottage, sharing things the other probably wouldn't know.
"Who was the first person you ever went on a date with?" Bill asked Fleur.
"Umm…. That would have been…. Higgs Boson, back during my first year at Beauxbatons," she replied.
"His name was Higgs Boson?" Bill asked skeptically. Even in his drunken form, he knew that didn't sound like something you name your child. He was actually pretty sure that it was a scientific theory Luna had told them about during her stay.
"No! No, no, no, it was Henry Blossom. That was his name," she said, correcting herself, laughing. "How the hell did I come up with Higgs Boson?"
"You're drunk, Fleur, mixing things up," he told her.
"I am not!" she protested.
"You are, now why don't we go to bed now, we've stayed up past midnight anyway," he suggested.
"Fine," she replied "but only if Higgs Boson comes, too!" she screamed, "And that's your new nickname, if you haven't caught on," and they both started laughing as they made their way back to the bedroom.