okay, I'm sorry I haven't written anything in a while!
Requested by Mirrorflame and Ai-chan
"ugh, I'm so hungr-"
"AAAGH! PLEASE DON'T STARVE LAXUS! HERE, EAT THIS!" Freed cried, grabbing food from a nearly guildmate and shoving it in Laxus' face.
Laxus took it gratefully, "thanks man, I needed some cake" he ate it all quickly
*sigh* thank goodness thought Freed i really thought he was gonna...wait...cake?
"FREEEEEEEEEEED" came a voice from behind him
oh shit
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY STRAWBERRY CAKE!"
"KYA! PLEASE DONT KILL ME ERZA! I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE!" (yes "kya") Freed squealed.
"OF COURSE YOU WILL! ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS" she yelled "REQUIP: HEAVENS WHEEL ARMOUR"
OH SHIT he thought again.
"VENGENCE WILL BE MINE!" boomed the red head
Everyone took cover while Freed ran in circles around the guild hall, jumping and ducking and dodgeing as millions of swords were sent cascading after him one after another.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Except for freed,the still owes Erza another Strawberry cake...
R.I.P
Erza's cake.
Vengeance was sweet, but not as sweet as cake...
