i haven't uploaded in a while, and since I only have about two more suggestions to take care of, I thought I would try some thing. I have a ton of insults and crappy jokes that I would like to share, but since I couldn't think of a way to slip them into my stories I thought I would try this. I'm gonna take you back to the Cana x Booze chapter. Here are some more of the insults that I was going to use, but didn't, since the chapter was getting too long because of them.
Boy: *Flirts with Cana*
Cana: oh, um someone wants over there *points to the random group of people behind himl*
Boy: what? Who? *looks around*
Cana: me
2
(A/N) Lucy apocalypse chan told me this one
Boy: *Flirts with Cana*
Cana: hey why don't you slip into something more... Comfortable?
Boy: *being a Pervy mofo* oh yeah? Like what?
Cana: like...a coma?
3
(A/N) Lucy apocalypse chan told me this one
Boy: *flirting with Cana* y'know some people call me handsome *thinks he's clever* (A/N) *cough cough* not *cough cough*
Cana: oh? Well that's no surprise.
Boy: really? Why?
Cana: well three people having sex is called a threesome right?
Boy: umm...yeah?
Cana: so two people having sex must be a twosome?
Boy: uh huh...?
Cana: then its no surprise that your "handsome"
(A/N) I personally thought that one was amazing
i know that was only three, but I still would've liked to include them in the Cana x Booze chapter, its just that she only told me like... A couple minutes ago.
If you enjoyed this chapter and have any rejections of your own, then leave them in the review section and maybe I'll include them in another side story (and I'll give you the credit of course)