hi! I know its been a while since the last time this story got updated, but I've been focusing more on my more long term stories recently rather than the request ones. Speaking of which, you can expect a long term genderbender story by mwa soon, also, I'm off sick today, so that's why I have so much free time XD

This was requested ages ago (I'm sorry!) By Kyouya Sata and Author Autumn

Again, really sorry about how long its been!

Mira set down Cana's 89th mug of booze (that hour) and picked all the other empty mugs and stacking them on her tray. She fit on as much as she could (even balancing a few on her head) and decided to come back for the others later.

"Phans Meeywa!" Cana spluttered between glugs.

"No problem" Mira replied, smiling sweetly and wobbling back to the bar and walked past to the kitchen. She dumped the mugs in the sink and headed back out to the bar where Max was "patiently waiting*" for her to come back.

"Heya Max, what can I get for you?" Mira asked, picking up the tray to pick up the rest of Cana's empty beer mugs.

"MY BROOM!" He yelled, slight tears starting to form in his eyes.

"Huh?" She replied, taken aback at his sudden tone.

"I can't find it! Did you use it for cleaning?" He frantically asked, his tone still slightly harsh.

"I don't think so, I'll go look around for you OK? Please try to calm down though" she said sweat dropping as she walked away.

She walked past Macao and Wakaba's table.

"Hey Mira" Macao greeted the barmaid as Wakaba lighted a cigarette.

"Hi Macao" she replied sweetly.

"What's gotten Max so upset?" He said, raising an eyebrow and glancing behind

"He lost his broom-mop thingy, he's not too happy about it..." She said, sweat dropping again

"Oh? I think I saw the thunder legion take it outside with a few other random things while Laxus was chasing them." He said, seemingly completely unfased

"That's a little odd...are they still outside?" She asked, mildly confused.

"Yeah, think so, I heard them all laughing and yelling just now, looked like they were teasing him about some girl he liked"

"Thank you!" She said happily, and ignoried the pang of jealousy rising up in her heart and went to walk outside, passing and clearing Cana's table for the 5th time that day.

Mira POV

Balancing the tray carefully, I walked outside to see the thunder legion with Laxus. Or Freed, Evergreen and Laxus with Uh...me? I decided not to go over just yet to see what they were up to.

Bixlow was talking in a high pitched voice while his 'babies' floated around him adding the odd word or two every now and again as Freed and Evergreen were laughing hysterically and Laxus was blushing madly and seemed to be absolutely furious at the same time.

I couldn't help gigging myself a little at what Bixlow was wearing. Max's precious "broom" (but it was basically a mop) was balancing with the bottom over bixlow head as his 'babies' held up the stick. A few strands of the mop were tied up with a hairband and there was a pink ribbon on his chest with two half a coconut on each side. His helmet was off and by his facial expression, you could tell he was taking the piss. And enjoying it.

I stepped a little closer to hear them.

"Oooh Lady, Baby!~~ I've been thunderstruck since the day we met 3" he cried, flailing his arms around and squeezing the coconuts together with a wink. "You've always made my heart go 'doki-doki'!"

"Sexy baby!" His babies teased.

"Of course I'll marry you my sugar dumpling!" He cried, cupping his face in his hands for the 'fangirl' effect.

"Get hitched, get hitched!" his babies teased.

"Oh baby! Let's put that lightning rod of yours to good use-" Bixlow began, pausing to let his babies have another say.

"Lightning rod! Thunder!" They teased.

"-and go put a bun in my oven!" He continued

"Make babies, make babies!" They mocked

"Let's have 33 smexy bad tempered babies!" He squealed, his 'Mira voice' faltering a bit due to his laughter.

"Oh honey, oh honey!" They laughed

"Ooh yeah~~ put that thunder down under" he cried, massaging the coconuts.

I stopped.

I stared.

I dropped my tray.

Yaay! Miraxus DONE!

I have wanted to do this one for a while, and have actually had the document ready and written for a while, but due to the contents I was worried I'd have to change the rating a little 😂😂 honestly, idk why, but I was really embarrassed to post this cuz of all that shit with the coconuts omg, I'm just glad its done 😂😂