Chapter 2:

Are you kidding me? I thought. Great. I've been branded a dude by dudes. Well, I couldn't blame them. My hair had been cut short after a failed home haircut. My dad didn't even bother trying to fix the problem. He just hacked all my hair off.

I looked over to the taller blonde one. "So you know my name. Tell me yours" I said, fearless and in command.

The tall blonde one shivered in fear. "Oh yeah. Well, I'm Tamaki Suou, the king of the Ouran Host Club!" he exclaimed.

"I'm Kyoya Ootori. It's a pleasure." he said.

I spun around to face the smaller blonde kid who reminded me of my violin teacher, Momiji.

More on that later.

The Momiji-ganger giggled. "I'm Mitsukuni Haninozuka. Call me Honey, 'cuz my name's a mouthful! And this," he continued, gesturing towards a black haired, tough looking guy, "is Takashi Morinozuka. Most people call him Mori." I nodded, smiling at Mori. Mori grew red, and looked down at his shoes. Ok then...

"I thought you said he was unsociable!" Tamaki hissed at the twins. The twins shrugged. "Well, in class he is." they said in unison. I stifled a giggle. My dad would hate me if I said this, but I love to mess with people. Shigure, another distant (and perverted) cousin of mine had been my teacher when I was little. He would babysit me and would teach me his tricks. He was fun to hang with.

Tamaki-senpai is a bit like him...

"What brings you to our club?" Tamaki asked, accidentally knocking me back. Causing me to crash into the wall. This broke a piece of artwork that was hanging on the wall.

"Oh. My. God." I whispered, taking in the damage.

I was so dead. And soon, broke as hell.

A/N:

Yuki: Short chapter! IM SORRY!

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