"Pass The Salt"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Kombat, nor do I own the characters to the franchise. It is owned and associated with Ed Boon, John Tobias and Warner Bros Games. Anyway, since I still have writer's block (I didn't want to in the first place), here's a little hilarious Johnny Cage/Sonya Blade drabble for you all to enjoy. Here you go!
It was yet another romantic dinner in the fancy Cage mansion as both Johnny Cage and his fiancee/fellow Special Forces partner Sonya Blade were busy chowing down on some fantastic filet mignon and some spicy alfredo. While her mouth was stuffed with juicy and meaty goodness, Sonya looked up to Cage.
"Hey Johnny, pass the salt will you?" asked the general.
"No prob, babe." Johnny said as he handed the salt to her.
Once Sonya grabbed the salt shaker, she poured it down on her steak...
...
...
...only for the top to pull down, forcing the stream of salt to fall over the steak!
"What the-?" muttered Sonya as she overheard Cage laughing boisterously.
"Hahahaha, you got Caged!" Johnny said, pointing to Sonya.
Pissed off that she got played like that, Sonya clenched that salt shaker hard and before Cage knew it...
*BONK!*
He got hit by the salt shaker, which Sonya threw as revenge!
"Agh, what the hell, Sonya?" groaned Cage.
"There's your salt back, asshole!" Sonya shouted at Cage before leaving the dining room.
Once she left, Cage shook off the little hit coming from projectile and tried to analyze what happened.
"Ohhhhhhhhhh," Cage groaned in pain before shouting, "Was it because I forgot to put the seat down when I poop?"
Apparently, it might be that, Cage. Boy, I'll tell ya, Johnny Cage just cant win. But that's just some of the reasons why I like him! ;D
Anyway, like I said, feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, you got caged!