Author's Note: Sweet mother of god, we've broken 1,440 views! Last time I was writing this it was at 735... I've kind of hit a writer's block in both of my stories as well as catch a sickness and get caught up with life. I'm so sorry, I'm editing videos and shifting focus on something very important as well as school work. Sorry if there are mistakes, I edited this on my laptop and phone so if some bits are spelled wrong don't kill me! Shadows will be getting an awesome plot so stay tuned!
All the plants retreated except for Peashooter, Sunflower, Kernel Corn, and Agent Pea.
"I'm sorry guys, but close range battles isn't my thing." Camo Cactus said.
"That's reasonable, after all you're a long ranged specialist." Peashooter replied.
The plants were trying to fend off the goats for as long as possible, but they just kept on coming. More and more started to show up to the goat party.
"It appears that wasn't my wand, I left it on my sink! Sorry!" Rose apologized, "I was tracking the Wand of Sweet Spells, it appears that Baron Von Bats had it and gave it to Sasquatch."
"So we did that mission only to be sabotaged by goats?" Peashooter replied.
"Not on purpose." Rose quickly said. Peashooter started to face palm with his leaves.
"How do you track wands?" Sunflower asked.
"With my magical mirror!" Rose boasted.
"How the hell do we stop this invasion?" Agent Pea inquired.
"I'm currently looking into my chrylphil crystal sphere." Rose acknowledged, "There seems to be gateways opening rifts to the World of Goats, you must weaken these statues and close the rifts."
"Okay, so we'll close these rifts." Peashooter moaned.
The crew closed the rifts, but one remained open.
"Uh, what the hell Is that?" Agent Pea shouted with fear.
"One big fucking goat." Peashooter zipped back.
"Oh my, you've found the Goat-Gantuar, the leader of the goats." Rose informed.
"This day just get better and better." Said Peashooter.
"Don't worry Peashooter, if we work as a team we can defeat it!" Sunflower encouraged.
Everyone got ready, Agent Pea rooted into gattling form, Sunflower harnessed the energy of the sun, turning it into a green solar flare beam, and Peashooter distracted the goat.
"Over here you oversized imbecile!" Cried out Peashooter, just then the goat was furious with rage and chased Peashooter.
"ATTACK!" Shouted Agent Pea, shooting out peas rapidly.
The goat's head was on fire, but it was this sort of blue fire.
"YOU MAY BE BIG BUT YOUR BRAIN IS TINY!" Peashooter shouted as the Goat fell to the ground, cowering away, and getting sucked back into his rift as it closed.
"Woot! We got all the goats out of here!" Sunflower cried out.
"Ahm, Rose, you got A LOT of explaining to do." Peashooter said.
(So basically I missed writing a feastivus chapter due to Christmas stuff and I would like to write one, as you can tell I didn't like the goat part a lot.)
1 Month Later
"The snow is so beautiful!" Sunflower beamed.
"Yeah, but it's freezing, at least everyone gets presents." Peashooter replied.
"Presents isn't the Feastivus spirit, silly!" Sunflower giggled.
"Yeah, tacos are!" Crazy Dave shouted.
"It isn't taco Tuesday yet Dave." Kernel said, trying to hide his smile.
"Zombies don't attack this month, well usually anyway," Agent Pea informed "I guess they have undead loves too."
"I swear if you jinx us, I'll hang ya!" Law Pea joked, the both died of laughter.
"I'll turn you in to the PBI!" Agent Pea roared back.
It was beautiful, lights were everywhere, songs and laughter could be heard. Children playing in the snow.
Zomburbia
"Alright fools, here's the plan!" Zombies screeched "We ambush them, they won't be ready for this. We take the main defenses down and bust in there with the Gargatuars and robots! We destroy the RV and take some plants hostage."
"Sir Yes Brains!" The zombies shouted out.
"The well, what are you waiting for? Go get those fungus infested fools!" Zomboss demanded.
The hordes began their journey to the plants, the raid had officially began. General Supremo and Sky Trooper were in charge, both could tear down any plant or zombie foolish enough to challenge them. The zombies were nearing plant territory, they had to fly in and deploy themselves due to the length way to both sides. There were some Coconut Cannons a top a fortified wall, ready to blast. Fortunately they were sleeping after being assured there would be no attacks.
A group of zombies known as the spies snuck in, the rest were going by foot. They provided Intel via their Z-Tech Z-Communicators. These zombies were elite and highly trained at being stealthy. They were legendary assassins ready to kill at anytime. They set targets over their communicators and went back to base. The rest were just coming in.
Plant Central
"In the future, there is no snow!" Citron exclaimed, teasing that he was from the future.
"Yeah right, that's like saying there is no such thing as butter!" Camo Cactus replied.
"Butter fetish?" Citron teased.
"Future fetish?" Camo Cactus teased back.
"Man, I sure love doing nothing." Peashooter said.
"Technically you aren't doing anything." Future Cactus educated.
"And technically you're a nerd." Peashooter replied back.
"Thanks, comments are always welcome." Future Cactus giggled back.
Just then a loud thud could be heard. The wall had been breached.
"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! PREPARE YOURSELVES!" Penny shouted.