I'm sorry to everyone who reads my story for not updating as often as I should. My friend who helps me update my story went away for a while and I had no way to get my stories up. Not to mention I got super lazy :P Anyway, sorry for not updating sooner! Please enjoy!

Warning: This chapter was made especially for Anzu haters :D

Chapter 5: I'm Glad I'm Not the Only One

The three of all sat together in Kaiba's office on a set of couches he had in there. Jonouchi was snuggled up next to Kaiba and I sat opposite of them. I'm sorry but they looked so cute together and I had to force myself not to smile. Which was kind of difficult, to be honest.

After a while, Kaiba turned to me. "Yuugi, what are you going to do now?"

"With the Yami and Anzu thing?" I asked, my good feeling leaving instantly.

Kaiba nodded. "Yes, don't you like Yami? Or at least have a crush on him, because, to be honest, I'd rather see you with Yami than Anzu."

"Why is that?" Jonouchi asked and turned his face to Kaiba's. Kaiba and I stared at him and Jonouchi began to blush. "Well, yeah, I'd rather see Yuugi with Yami but Anzu is still our friend. I don't think we should say bad stuff about her."

I continued to stare at him. "Jonouchi, if you really think we're hating on Anzu then you should hear what Malik and Ryou have to say."

"I'd like to hear it." Kaiba said and stood. "What's their number? I want to invite them over."

"Oh come on!" Jonouchi are we really going to sit around and talk about what we hate about Anzu?"

"Just like the old days," I muttered as I gave Kaiba Malik and Ryou's numbers.

About an hour later, Malik and Ryou arrived and we sat in a small circle on the floor. But there was just one problem: They brought Honda. He sat in our little circle as well, his face somber and grave. Ryou explained how he just appeared out of nowhere at his house and how he told them what had happened. And, because he was sitting next to me, Ryou whispered to me and told me that Honda had been crying. I felt really bad for him after that and felt guilty that we didn't tell him where we had gone.

Jonouchi, on the other hand, was happy Honda had come along. I guess he saw Honda as a way to stop us from talking bad about Anzu. But he was in for a surprise.

"God, Anzu, she's such a bitch!" Honda said suddenly, surprising us all.

"Wait, what?" Jonouchi asked, clearly taken aback.

"Well, after we ditched Yami and Anzu, I started to think." Honda began staring at all of us. "I began to think back to all of the times I tried to show Anzu my feelings. I also thought back to all the times she blew me off. And I guess in the coffee shop I had and epiphany."

"Which was?" Kaiba prodded.

"Anzu's a bitch!" Honda growled and stared at the floor.

We were all silent for a few minutes as we thought over what Honda had told us. I began to look around at the faces of my friends and noted their expressions. Kaiba's face was expressionless as usual but Jonouchi was stuck between anger and indecisiveness as was Ryou. Malik, on the other hand was grinning broadly.

"I agree with you 100%, Honda." Malik declared and put a hand on Honda's shoulder. "If we're going to be honest about our feelings towards Anzu then I guess I should tell you guys something."

"What?" I asked, and received a smirk from Malik.

"Anzu came on to me once. I mean, I don't know what the hell she was on. But she tried to kiss and do other stuff. But what made me really mad was…" Malik stopped and looked at the ground as if he was remembering what had happened.

"What made you really mad? And how come you never told me about this?" Ryou asked, scooting closer to me.

"Well, I didn't want you to get mad at Anzu…" Malik mumbled.

"Too late." Ryou stated and made a pouting face.

"What made you mad?" Jonouchi asked.

"Well, during the whole time she was doing… her stuff, she kept on saying Yami's name over and over again. I mean it was going good, and then she said that and boy did I go off on her. I was like 'Bitch, if you're to do it with me, you're gonna say my name. Not the Pharaoh's the hell's wrong with you?' True story by the way." Malik said and leaned back on his arms.

"Wow, Anzu's a slut." I said, mostly to myself, but everyone burst into laughter anyway.

"You got that right Yuugi!" Malik said and pulled me into a headlock.

"Ok, ok, I think that's enough." Jonouchi announced over the noise.

"Why?" Malik and Kaiba asked in unison.

"Well, like I said, Anzu is our friend and I don't think we should degrade her character anymore…"

"She grabbed my ass in class once," Ryou interrupted.

"Yeah, she did the same to me as well," Kaiba said.

"The bitch did what?" Jonouchi asked, quickly becoming angry.

"Uh… let's go onto a lighter subject." I said, trying to subdue the rising tension. "Uh… how are we going to get them to break up?"

Everyone seemed to calm down and began to think over my question. "Good question," Malik remarked and scratched absently at his head.

"We could tell Yami that she's a player." Honda suggested.

"Yami's not stupid; he'll ask for proof." I countered.

"Well, we could say that she just wants him for his body." Ryou said.

"Not unless she already got it," Kaiba pointed out. I bit my lip to stop myself from going off on Kaiba. He was only saying that so we could find an effective way to break up Yami and Anzu.

"Oh hey! I've got an idea!" Jonouchi exclaimed suddenly. "Yuugi can confess to Yami and tell him his true feelings for him. Then, Yami will break up with Anzu because we all know he likes Yuugi more."

Jonouchi, you idiot! I thought angrily and glared at him.

"Actually, that's not a bad idea," Ryou stated, and I stared at him in surprise. "It's not hard to see that you have feelings for Yami. Actually, you kind of make it extremely obvious."

"Yeah, Ryou has a point," Malik said and everyone nodded in agreement.

"Well sorry for wearing my heart on my sleeve," I muttered and turned away.

"It's okay, Yuug'," Jonouchi consoled, "you can do it; if I can do it then you can too."

Malik smirked suddenly. "That reminds me; Kaiba and Jonouchi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-"

"If you value your life you'll stop right there," Kaiba growled causing us to burst into laughter again.

After we had quieted down Honda turned to me and asked, "Yuugi, when do you plan to tell Yami your feelings?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know. Maybe when I feel the time is right."

"Well, hurry up. Anzu's robbing Yami of his innocence as we speak." Malik urged and we laughed again.

"Ok, I'll work up the nerve and I'll tell him soon." I informed them. "Or at least try." I added under my breath.

Again, I made the chapter too short! D: Oh well, I just hope I got the message across: I hate Anzu, with a freaking passion. So I guess I had a little fun writing this chapter. :D Please review!