A/n: You get two tidbits today since I lied about when I was going to post :D
Kagome did eventually learn how to walk, along with run and jump and all the bipedal movements a little dinoraptor could do. Kagome was ecstatic and used her newfound freedom from the nest to try and escape Owen's room, destroying furniture, carpet, clothes, and walls to try and get out. Well, half the destruction was due to escape attempts. The other half was exploration and curiosity. When you were less than a foot tall, the world was a lot different.
Owen was sick of Blue trashing his room so he wasn't leaving her alone for a second. The man cleared most of his bathroom and brought the little dinosaur into the tiled and ceramic space with him. After firmly shutting the door and depositing Blue on the ground, he wagged his finger at the confused animal.
"Alright. Be good." The velociraptor tilted her head. Owen started stripping and the dino jumped in surprise as his shorts and belt fell in front of her. She squawked before bolting to hide behind the toilet.
'Oh my God! Oh my God! Ew ew ew!' Kagome screamed in her mind. The man could hear frantic chittering coming from her hiding space but he shrugged it off. It's not like he dropped his belt on her. He got into the tub to quickly shower off today's grime.
It was three minutes of running water later that Kagome came out of her hiding place, keeping eyes purposely away from the translucent shower curtain.
She looked up at the doorknob and saw that it was one of those lever handles. 'I got to get out of here.' She took a running leap at it. Couldn't reach it. Five hops later, still couldn't reach it. 'The counter!' Kagome took a running leap onto the toilet seat (the cover was thankfully down) and then hopped up onto the tank before leaping onto the the countertop and slipping into the sink.
'Okay okay. I can do this. Target locked.' The doorknob was in sight and she was almost positive she could reach it with a jump. Scampering across the table, she was distracted by a small bottle of mouthwash.
'My breath must be rancid,' the cursed Kagome lamented. 'Just a little freshening up can't kill me right? Now how do I open the bottle...' She knocked the container over with her tail and then tapped it a few times with her tiny talons. 'Hm…Oh whatever.' Kagome tried biting the thinner neck of the bottle and squeezed her jaws as hard as she could to break through the plastic. Finally, her teeth punctured the bottle and streams of minty alcohol water came from the holes.
'Alright. I can just lap at it. Or put my mouth under it. Just don't swallow. I can do this.' It started out well. For about three seconds. Then she breathed it in by accident. She coughed and fell backwards off the counter to backflip onto the floor with a thud. Her talons clicked loudly on the ground as she ran around shrieking and hacking up a lung.
Owen heard the commotion and found Blue stumbling everywhere and a puddle of mouthwash dripping off the counter. "Blue! What did you do?! Oh God, I poisoned a million dollar dinosaur!" The man jumped out of the shower and picked up the animal.
'NOOOO! EW YOU'RE ALL WET! GET OFF ME!' Kagome had coughed up most of the mouthwash and was now flailing her body for a whole new reason. "OH GOD MY INNOCENCE IS GONE! LET ME GOOOO!' Kagome kicked him in the gut, her talons scratching his abs and causing him to drop her.
The velociraptor clumsily landed on her feet and glared at the man sharply before squawking loudly. 'OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?! MY VIRGIN EYES!' She threw her head and neck backwards and spun around before fainting.
"Shit! I killed Blue!"
