Once again this is me (I HATE THAT SONG) and I'm writing a story. guess what I'm a poet, and I didn't know it. I can make a rhyme any time. Like... uhhhhh... ummmmm... I like bubble gum. HA! I made a rhyme on the spot, but don't ask me to make another... Please.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT (jumps away from FBI dude) YOU CAN'T DO THIS I HAVE A DISCLAIMER! (By the way, I don't own the FBI either.) HELP ME! Well actually I own Dark Big and Chief. (FBI agents drag me towards helicopter) NO WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT... wait I'll have full time access to a brand new hi-tech computer with the best internet around... I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! YOU SHOULD TAKE ME AWAY! I ADMIT TO EVERYTHING! (This is humor, I don't want trouble with the FBI.)

Chapter 3: Amy

"Tails don't do this to me!" Sonic wailed "I thought you were my friend!"

"I am Sonic, but you know we'll need Amy." Tails replied

"Why, Why do we need her?!" Sonic asked, practically sobbing.

"For my safety." Tails answered "Last time we didn't invite her she nearly tore my head off! Of course she couldn't very well hurt you seeing as she's in love, and attacking Knuckles isn't the best idea. I mean she would be hitting a brick wall with a rubber hammer if she got Knuckles upset. So yes she's coming."

"Have mercy, please!"

"NO!"

"PLEASE!"

"WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!" Knuckles yelled (You see it has been about ten minutes since they dragged his unconscious body on the plane, their at about 20,000 feet, and Tails and Sonic have been like this the whole time, so Knuckles is awake. I don't know how being at 20,000 feet has anything to do with it but hey, I'm just random like that.)

In the back of the plane, basically hanging from the tail of the plane seeing as it's a two seater and Sonic is riding the wing, no one could hear Charmy, Espio, and Vector talking. They could barely hear themselves. (Jet engines, duh.)

"Vector I can't believe you tricked Sonic like that!" Espio shouted.

"What!?" Vector shouted back

"I said I can't believe you tricked Sonic like that!" Espio answered.

"Um yeah... what are you talking about?!"

"You know, you said half of what town hall pays for getting Knuckles!"

"Yeah, so?!"

"We get 1/4 of it for coming, and 1/2 of it for getting Knuckles to make a grand total of 3/4 of the money!"

"You're right! I can't believe it! Er.. I mean, yeah I planned that all along!"

"WHOOHOO!" Charmy yelled for no apparent reason.

"Why do you always do that?!" Vector asked, covering his hands with his ears.

"Don't you need your hands to hold on?!" Charmy asked.

"Oh, yeah. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh !" Vector screamed, falling from the plane.

"Typical." Espio said to himself, putting his hands on his hips.

"Don't you need your hands to hold on to?!" Charmy asked.

"No I have a very fine wire that I attached to the plane to hold me on." Espio answered.

"Hey guys!" Tails yelled "Were about to take a dive down to save Vector! Hold on tight!"

"You said it was a very fine wire right?!" Charmy asked.

"Yeah, so what!" Espio answered.

"Here we go!" Tails yelled, sending the plane into a nosedive.

"Oh shuriken!" Espio yelled as his fine wire snapped. "AHHHHH, oh who am I kidding!" He yelled, throwing a grappling hook at the plane, it missed and wrapped around Charmy tying up his wings.

"Wait, don't I need wings to fly... AHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!" Charmy yelled plummeting towards certain doom

"Charmy you're still holding the tail!" Espio yelled.

"Oh yeah, right!" Charmy said with great relief "My bad."

"Let me help you guys up." Vector said having been saved from certain doom. (Real certain doom, not like Charmy's certain doom.)

Finally after several more incidents, including, but not limited to, Sonic falling off the plane, Tails falling asleep (He took some headache medication and didn't read the side effects.), Knuckles almost smashing the plane in anger. Charmy singing (Yes, that is an incident.), and Sonic getting bored (Now that really is an incident on a small plane), they made it to Amy's house. With Sonic holding his leg and begging for mercy all the way Tails walked up to the door and knocked. No one answered. He knocked again. Ditto. He knocked one more time... and Amy opened the-not really I'm just kidding.

"Well I guess she's not home." Tails said walking away.

"YES!" Sonic yelled. Big mistake. (Pun intended.)

Inside Amy Rose was sleeping and having pleasant dreams about Sonic and her on a date. That's when the knocking started. She just wanted whoever it was to stop and go away. She hadn't had such a good rest in a long time. Then she heard a voice. "Sonic!" she screamed in delight jumping out of bed and getting dressed. Then she dashed to the front door as fast as she could. She opened the door to see Tails, Knuckles, Sonic, and the Chaotix walking away from her house and towards the X-Tornado. She ran to catch up and yelled: "Sonic! Wait for me!" She leaped up into Sonic's arms, who instinctively caught her.

"Oh Sonic." Amy said.

"Uh, hi Amy." Sonic said to Amy cautiously, setting her down on the ground.

"Oh Sonic I knew you'd come for me." Amy replied.

"Yeah um well... Big is terrorizing the city and I need your help finding Froggy."

"You need my help? Sonic needs my help! Wait, WHAT?!"

"Why does everybody say that." Sonic called out to the sky, there was no reply. "Anyway yes, will you-" was as far as Sonic got before Amy wrapped her arms around his neck saying: "Yes, yes, of course I'll help you Sonic."

When Sonic looked into her eyes he saw the deep love she had for him, he kept getting deeper and deeper into her eyes and...

"WHALADINBALINGDONG!" Charmy yelled for no apparent reason.

Sonic snapped out of it.

"Charmy! Why do you ruin everything!" Amy yelled, chasing the demented bee around her yard with her hammer. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PEST!"

"Gotta catch me first!" Charmy yelled over his shoulder.

"That bee has a death wish." Tails said.

"As long as it's not me he's bothering I'm fine." Knuckles said.

At that exact moment Charmy came over and started asking Knuckles random questions.

"Why do you guard that hunk of green stuff on Angel Island, I mean I like shiny stuff but not that much. And why do your gloves have pointy things on them, or are those part of your hand. If they're part of your hand why don't your gloves rip. And what's with your fur, I mean it's like ten feet long." Charmy started.

"Let's start with the second question." Knuckles said calmly, "I'M GONNA HIT YOU AND YOU DECIDE WETHER OR NOT THEY'RE ATTACHED TO MY HAND!"

"I don't think that would work." Charmy said.

"YOU LITTLE PUNK!" Knuckles yelled punching at Charmy.

"Oh I get it, were playing tag." Charmy stated happily.

Knuckles pulled back his hand to strike... At the exact same moment Amy finally caught up with Charmy and raised her hammer... Charmy easily flew over both of their attacks, and they ended up hitting each other.

"CHARMY!" they yelled in unison.

"I guess you're both it!" Charmy said flying away laughing happily.

"Yeah he's got a death wish." Sonic said.

Do you guys think it's funny? Charmy is quite the loony, I wish I was as crazy as him, I try though, I try... RR