Hello world! I've recently been kinda not writing this. So I decided to write some more!
Disclaimer: DO THE CHICKEN DANCE! (Tried it, still don't own anything but OCs, and whatever I have in my room. Also a few other things.)
Chapter I can't remember...: Sonic does something for once
When we last left Sonic and company (I didn't know Sonic owned a company.) they were sitting in thought, but that was quite a while back. (Like 3 minutes ago!) So by then Charmy had figured it all out, maybe we should go back and find out what happened.
*FLASHBACK OF FLASHINESS, INSTEAD OF THAT STUPID RIPPLE THING*
"AHA!" Sonic yelled, jumping to his feet.
"WHAT?!" yelled everyone. (Except Tails)
"I just figured out the purpose of life!" Sonic said.
"Oh." everyone said.
"Doesn't anyone want to know?" Sonic asked.
"SHHH!" shhhed Amy.
"Wow, they're really deep in thought. Oh well, I can tell myself." Sonic said "Guess what Self, I just figured out the purpose of life is! Amazing, what is it?! The purpose of life is... TO EAT CHILI DOGS!" Sonic declared, grabbing at where he had left the last chili dog. "WHERE'S THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE!" Sonic shouted, finding nothing there.
"You already ate it stupid." Shadow said.
"Oh, yeah... Hey Self I think something is wrong with Shadow, he thinks my name is stupid." Sonic whispered to Self "It must be stressing him out to think so hard." Self whispered back.
"AHA!" Charmy yelled jumping up.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled. (Still except Tails)
"The reason you yell at them is because..." Charmy started, leaning down to whisper it "pst pst pst pst pst." He whispered very quietly.
"Uhh, yeah sure. As long as we can go do something besides sit here." Shadow said.
*END OF FLASHBACK... WITH FIREWORKS!*
Over by Sonic and company there was lots of yelling going on, so Tails finally decided to stop crying and do something besides cry about a stupid plane, jet, robot, thing.
"HEY!" Tails yelled.
"DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR DOING SO! By the way would you like to by a potato?" said .
Ehem, as I was saying, Tails decided to stop crying. He walked over to Sonic and people not cool enough to get their names in the name of the company (What, the company had to have a name.) and brought order to the company.
"IF YOU DON'T ALL SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I'M GONNA START CRYING AGAIN!" Tails screamed, sadly it fell on deaf ears. (Just be glad you aren't within a hundred mile radius of them or you would be to.)
"AHHH MY EARS!" Came a cry from a far away man who looks kinda like a ladybug if you take off the legs, flying in a very annoying flying thing that could fly.
Luckily one person did hear it, Shadow the ultimate rude person who keeps getting beat up by a pink hedgehog.
"HEY!" Shadow yelled.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!" shouted .
Anyway Shadow heard it and decided he didn't want more crying so he said: "Tails, have a megaphone."
Tails didn't hear him though, although he did see the megaphone and grabbed it before saying: "SHUTUP!" (plus extra exclamation marks for megaphone.)
Everyone went quiet...
"Would you like to be assistant manager? I could use some help running the company." Sonic offered.
"What are you talking about, what company?" Tails said, spinning left and right.
"You know, Sonic and people not cool enough to get their names in the name of the company." Sonic said "Why does he keep spinning around? the company is right here." He whispered to Self "He must of snapped too." Self answered back.
"Who are you talking to?" Tails asked.
"Uhh, no one. No one at all." Sonic said hurriedly "Don't worry, I won't let them find out about you Self." Sonic whispered over his shoulder "Thanks buddy." Self said.
"Uh... okay then." Tails said.
"Can we go save the town now?" Amy asked.
"IMPROPER GRAMMAR!" called out a voice.
"What?" Amy asked.
"The voice is right, you're supposed to say may, not can." said the annoying ladybug guy in the annoyinger flying thing.
"Dr. Eggman?" Knuckles asked "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, nothing really. Just give me a sec." Dr. Eggman said as a pack of robots ran over and measured the group of people who aren't really people but animals. "Goodbye." Eggman called to them as he flew away.
"Bye, I guess?" said Amy.
Just for the sake of long boring details let's just say that they finally decided to go to a random jungle that has no name, or RJTHNN.
"Froggy?!" Called the group. "Froggy?!"
"Ribbit... ribbit." called a voice.
"Froggy!" They shouted, dashing towards the voice.
"AHH!" cried Tails as he tripped over root and tumbled into a large pit.
"Ah man, really Tails?" Shadow said.
"Well I guess someone should go get him." Sonic said.
"I'll go." volunteered Knuckles.
"Okay, we'll use this vine as a rope." Sonic said, grabbing a random vine.
Amy, Sonic, and Shadow lowered Knuckles into the pit ever so slowly til he got about halfway down.
"CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER!" Knuckles yelled.
"Okay." Sonic called back.
"Do you see anything?" Amy asked once he had almost got to the bottom.
"No, it's kinda dark down here." Knuckles called back.
"Okay." Amy called, tossing a flashlight in the pit.
They heard a thump and Knuckles crying out in pain and another thump as he hit the bottom.
"Are you okay?" Amy called.
"No, not really. What's in that flashlight, Sonic's lunch?" Knuckles called out.
"No, just batteries." Amy said.
The group up top heard him mutter something about idiots and being surrounded.
"Oh no! He's surrounded! There must be an army down there! Or worse, water." Sonic said, pacing worriedly.
"I know what you mean." Shadow muttered under his breath.
"Hey Sonic, whatcha doing?" Tails asked.
"Oh, we just lowered Knuckles down to save Tails Self." Sonic answered.
"Uh, my name's Tails, not Self." Tails said.
"TAILS!" Sonic said "Uh I wasn't talking to anyone, just you, I mean... wait, how did you get out?"
"What do you think." Tails said pointing at his twin tails.
"Ohh, you climbed out using your tails." Sonic said.
"Hey Shadow, I'm with you on this one." Tails whispered to Shadow.
"Hey guys pull Knuckles out." Sonic said.
"I'm good." Knuckles said.
"How did you get out?!" Sonic asked in wonderment.
"Uh, hello." Knuckles said, pointing to his fist and the knuckles on it.
"Oh, so you spun your arms around and flew out." Sonic said.
"Can we just go now?" Vector asked.
"After we find that frog." Amy said.
"Well, while you guys played get the flying fox out of the large pit, I sent Espio and Charmy to get the frog." Vector said.
"And?" Sonic asked.
"It was some crazy old man ribbiting like a frog. Espio said.
"Well that's what we get for looking in a RJTHNN." Charmy said.
"A what?" Amy asked.
"You know, a RJTHNN. A random jungle that has no name. Didn't we make that clear at that beginning of the chapter?" Charmy said.
"The what?" Sonic asked.
"So this is why they have schools on Earth." Charmy said.
"On what?" Everyone asked.
"Don't you guys know anything?!" Charmy said. "Whatever happened to all your memories of Sonic X?"
"Sonic what?" Everyone asked.
"CAN YOU NOT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I JUST SAID!" Charmy yelled.
"Remember what?" Everyone asked.
"Oh good, that's what I just said." Charmy said.
"This chapter's getting kind of long. Can we hurry this up?" Sonic said.
"What are y-
The end of chapter. READ AND REVIEW PEOPLE. If you need me I'll be in a RJTHNN.