#2: Take The Piss (to make fun of)-Hiei POV, maybe Kurama/Hiei
"Are you sure they aren't going to die?" I cocked my head, dodging the projectile vomit of the man who was supposed to be our leader. "Quite sure," Kurama sighed, grabbing the oaf under the arm and hauling him up, "and while they may be spiritually strong, they are still, may I say, stupid teenagers. I just hope Shizuru doesn't hunt us down for taking them back this way."
Snorting, I grabbed Yusuke, hauling him onto my back and opening the jagan, "Let another human try and tell me what to do," I huffed, "Now. Tell me what this moron's address is so I can get him gone without being taken back to jail?!"
The fox wrote down the address for me, cocking his head calmly (bastard) and inviting me over to his home. "Why?!" I asked, just as my 'probation officer' spewed a foul-smelling liquid on me. "Humans," I sneered, "are absolutely useless..."
"True," Kurama shrugged Kuwabarra up higher, "but catch them at the right mood and they'll give you a months wages. Anyway. I'll see you at home. And don't worry, I'll give you clean clothes."
God damn him and that green-eyed wink...