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Chapter 7: What's going on in town?

When we last left the town Big had just turned into Dark Big and started rampaging around town, looking for Froggy.

"FROGGY!"Dark Big yelled.

"What do we do Chief?" asked a random police officer named Dehr.

"Uh, well we... shoot it again?" said Chief.

"Onkey-donkey boss." Dehr said.

"What?" asked Chief.

"What?" Dehr said.

"What did you just say?"

"I said what."

"No, before that."

"Oh, well if you think I said before that than that's what I said."

"NO! I mean what did you say before you said what."

"I said that's."

"NO! BEFORE THE OTHER WHAT!"

"What?"

"Never mind. Tell the men to just shoot it again."

"Shoot what?"

"Hmm... I don't know, maybe I'm talking about that empty coke can over there." Chief said, pointing towards said coke can.

"MEN OPEN FIRE ON THE COKE CAN!" Dehr yelled as the other officers shot it into nothingness.

"STOP THE STORY!"

"WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?!" said.

"MILES PROWER!" yelled Tails.

"You again? I thought I told you not to do that."

"Why shouldn't I, it's not like you ever did anything about last time."

"Oh didn't I? How do you think the X-tornado got hit by a semi-truck?"

"WHAT?! YOU DID THAT! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"But I'm . You can't defeat me."

"You're who? Never mind. I just wanted to say that you can't shoot something into nothingness. The Law of The Conservation of Matter says that-"

"Oh shut up, no one cares."

"Fine Mr. I'm so cool that I can do anything."

"WHY YOU!"

"Bye."

"He is so in trouble. START THE STORY!"

"YOU IDIOT! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Chief yelled angrily "Just fire at the giant monster attacking the city."

"Onkey-Donkey boss. FIRE AT THE GIANT MONSTER ATTACKING THE CITY!" Dehr yelled.

The brave police officers shot at Dark Big, but alas it was to no avail.

"FROGGY!"Dark Big shouted, coming closer and closer.

"Well we tried. RUN!" Chief screamed.

"AHHHHH!" all the officers screamed, running away. Except one.

"DIE ELMO, DIE!" Dehr yelled, intent on obeying his orders to fire at the monster attacking the city. Sadly on a nearby tv screen in a department store's window Dorthy was imagining Elmo as Godzilla. "YOU SHALL NOT DESTROY THIS CITY!" he yelled, tossing a water ballon at it. (It's the closest thing he had to a grenade, and it looked a lot like one, and with his brains...) ZZT! The tv short circuited, and smoke poured from it. "YES!" he shouted, running off to tell his boss that he had saved the city.

"FROGGY!" Dark Big yelled again.

"Um, Mr. giant black cat, would you mind helping me find my spectacles?" an elderly old woman asked.

"SPECTACLES?!" he shouted.

"Yes, I seem to have misplaced them."

"YOU HELP BIG FIND FROGGY?!"

"Oh, you lost you're doggy, does he look like that?" the lady asked, pointing at a small chihuahua.

"NOT DOGGY, FROGGY!"

"You lost you're oggy? I don't know what that is but I'll help you find it if you help me find my spectacles."

"*SIGH* OKAY!"

"You shouldn't yell so much you know, you'll end up with a sore throat." she scolded him as they walked off.

"Sorry." he said, sulking.

"That's much better, now let's find my spectacles."

What do you think? Kinda short, sorry 'bout that.