And we're back! *Cricket noises* Oh, no ones here... Hmmm... Maybe they're invisible. Hello invisible people!
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Chapter 8: Back at the RJTHNN
-ou talking about" Tails asked.
"That." Sonic said.
"That what?" Tails asked.
"That pause."
"What pause?"
"The pause that just happened."
"What pause just happened?!"
"You know, the one from: what are y-. To: -ou talking about."
"I didn't feel a pause."
"That's cause you were paused."
"Then were you not paused?"
"No, I was paused to."
"Then how did you feel it?!"
"I felt it."
"IF YOU CAN FEEL IT WHILE BEING PAUSED WHY CAN'T I?!"
"Cause you didn't."
"WHY DIDN'T I?!"
"How am I supposed to know, you're the one who didn't feel it."
"HOW WOULD I KNOW WHY I DIDN'T FEEL IT IF I DIDN'T FEEL IT?!"
"Because you're the smart guy."
"...Never mind."
"Hey guys, if you're done chatting about pauses and why you didn't feel them and candy canes we kinda need to go." Charmy said.
"Candy canes?" Tails asked "Where does he get these random thoughts?"
"Oh oh! I know this one! My brain. said so." Charmy said.
" ! I HATE ! HE DESTROYED MY STUPID PLANE, JET, ROBOT THINGY! Uh... I mean the X-Tornado." Tails said.
"I'm not even gonna say it" said . "I'm gonna yell it. HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! YOU AND CHARMY SHALL BE PUNISHED! Now I better go figure out how many times I need to punish Tails. Let's see there was the time he stopped the story. There was the time he talked about the matter of conservation-" said .
"CONSERVATION OF MATTER!" Tails yelled.
"WOULD YOU SHUTUP! There was the time he complained about me destroying the X-Tornado. There was the..." continued , going off to think about what needed to be done.
"Who are they yelling at Self?" Sonic asked "I don't know Sonic, but Tails has done that quite a few times lately." Self said "I know it's so weird." Sonic said back.
"Hi Sonic, who are you talking to?" Amy asked.
"Uh, no one Amy." Sonic said "Help me Self." He whispered "Okay Sonic." Self answered.
"So Sonic, it's just me and you."
"What about everyone else?" Sonic asked.
"Uhhh... they don't count they're way over there." Amy said, pointing at the rest of the company about 5 feet away.
"Oh, Okay then." Sonic said.
"So, Sonic, it's just me and you."
"Yeah, I guess so."
"So... what's up?"
"Uhhh... the giant ship directly above us."
"What?"
"See, look up there." Sonic said, pointing to the sky and the giant ship directly above them.
"Oh, well ignore that then. So maybe when this is all over do you maybe think we could kinda go somewhere."
"We are somewhere."
"Fine then." Amy said.
"What's fine?"
"Uhh... I don't know."
"Why not."
"Because."
"Oh, okay then." Sonic said looking away from the tree where a monkey had just been eating a banana before swinging away on a vine and looking towards Amy instead, then he once again started melting in her eyes... they went on forever and ever and ever and eve-
"WOOHOO!" Charmy whooped as he started floating upwards.
Sonic once again snapped out of it.
"ARGH! CHARMY!" Amy shrieked, dashing towards the annoying little pest. Except, she didn't move towards him. She only floated upwards.
"ISN'T THIS AWESOME! WE'RE FLYING!" Charmy yelled.
"Charmy, you can already fly." Vector said.
"Oh yeah... Still this is pretty awesome." Charmy said.
"*Sigh* Why am I surrounded by idiots." Shadow asked.
"OH NO! NOW SHADOW'S SURROUNDED TOO! IS IT WATER?! PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN'T WATER!" Sonic screamed.
"Uhh, guys we're kinda floating towards a giant ship." Vector said.
"Thank you for that information, you're so perceptive. No wonder you are a detective." Knuckles said sarcastically.
"Yes, I am a great detective. And I detect some sarcasm in that remark!" Vector yelled angrily. "You will regret that!"
"Bring it on wimp!"
"You're going down!"
"No, you're both going up actually." Charmy said.
"CHARMY! FLY OVER HERE SO I CAN HIT YOU WITH MY HAMMER!" Amy screamed.
"Okay. Bye guys!" Charmy called over his shoulder as he flew over to a stunned Amy.
"Hey Self, you here?" Sonic asked "Yeah, who do you think brought the giant ship?" Self asked "Uhhh... hmmm... OH! I know! It was that monkey I saw in the tree!" Sonic answered proudly "No silly, it was me." Self said "Ohhh... okay then." Sonic said.
"*sigh*" sighed Espio "Well I guess going into a giant ship is better than sitting around doing nothing with these guys."
"We're not doing nothing, we're playing tag!" Charmy said "And Amy's it!"
"CHARMY! YOU SHALL PAY!" Amy screeched.
"But I didn't bring any money." Charmy said.
"What?! Do you know what a figure of speech is?" Amy asked.
"Uhh... you mean like a figurine?" Charmy asked.
"I'll take that as a no." Amy said.
"Why would you take it as a no? It's not nice to take things." Charmy said.
"Can you just go away?" Amy asked.
"Okay." Charmy replied.
Meanwhile in a dark dank cell with two animals strapped to opposite sides...
"Man these chains are strong." Espio said.
"I know, want a cookie?" Charmy asked.
"Where did you get a cookie?" Espio asked.
"Uhh... I don't know." Charmy said "So do you want it?"
"Hmm... okay I guess." Espio answered.
"Darn, I was hoping you'd say no." Charmy said, tossing Espio the cookie.
"Then why'd you offer me it in the first place?" Espio asked.
"I don't know..." Charmy said.
"Oh well, here you have it." Espio said, tossing the cookie back to Charmy.
"Thanks." Charmy said before devouring the cookie.
"Now to find a way out..." Espio said.
Surprise ending! What do you think?