#17: Hiei Had One Job-Hiei & Kurama
"Hiei, what were you thinking?"
"You asked me to watch the garden. And I did."
"Well then, why has it extended into 18 FEET of carnivorous plantlife?!"
"You asked me to WATCH it, not maintain them. And so I have!"
"Hiei," Kurama sighed, "You are far too literal."