And so! The first person to guess my least favorite color was MoonlightMew513~! And I shall start on that oneshot, after this chapter. It's the mall~! For a bit...

*sigh* Do you consider it bad when a lot of the cast in the play doesn't know the lines/lyrics a week before opening night? The instructor(s) are getting upset that no one's trying, except the leads (and me)... I feel some failure, like how I felt the vibe that the Patriots would lose the SuperBowl.

Disclaimer: *snore* Zzz...

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

So, when three France-haters and France get in a car, what do you think happens? Nothing good, let me tell you.

"Ah! Get away you perv!" I saw Emily beginning to punch France as he tried to get closer.

"Ohonhonhon~!" I huffed. As if they weren't annoying enough, Myrna was humming some song to block out everything. But loud enough so I could hear. I didn't even get my car. Moon did. The world really hates me...

"DIE DIE DIE!"

"Emily! Let me bite him so I can drink his blood!" We all looked at Myrna for a second.

"You're not a vampire, droga(1)." Myrna pouted and crossed her arms.

"Ah, Emily! You cannot deny ze aroma of l'amour~!" Emily whacked the frenchman on the head.

"I hate you! My love is for England!" Emily scowled, until she processed everything she said. "Uh, t-t-that's not what I meant!"

"I'm sure, mon cherie. Zis will be wonderful to tell England!" Emily blushed, ready to commit a murder. In the car. I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself down. But, I shouldn't have expected it to work.

"Don't you dare tell him!"

"But I believe he-" I interrupted France.

"SHUT UP! This is giving me a headache! So be quiet until we get to the damn mall!" I normally don't snap... in front of others. But I think anyone would after this. But, the silence was refreshing. I had to admit, those 40 seconds were amazing.

"Get off!"

We eventually arrived at the mall. And, somehow, everyone 100% intact. I tapped my foot, annoyance still floating over me as every chattered to each other.

"Ahem." All eyes on me. I reached into my purse and gave everyone a hundred bucks. "Go crazy." I turned my attention to the males. "I want you to at least buy some boxers." I blinked. "Please include some pants and a top in there though." My ever so subtle friends let out a huge sigh of relief, probably glad I'm not crazy enough not to tell France to buy pants.

"So, Hot Topic?" Emily questioned as they guys left to their own shopping. We all looked at each other. And fist pumped.

"HOT TOPIC!" And we raced to the amazing goth/rock store, those silver frequent buyer cards in hand.

And you know what?

They were having a sale.

... Score.

I walked out of the store with my three bags, smiling. What? I just bought the most awesome outfits ever for less than a hundred bucks. That's pretty nice, in my opinion. Though, my mood fell as I arrived at the place where we are supposed to meet our units.

The Bad Touch Trio were, big surprise here, flirting with women (or some men if we are talking just about France). England and Romania were... just sorta standing there. So... I unleashed my fangirl friends. Well, let's just say it didn't end pretty.

For Chloe, Prussia, and Lorelei.

They got in a fight on who goes to get Prussia.

And the poor dude got stuck in the middle.

I feel for him.

... Really.

I'm crying. Just the tears are invisible. Sobbing so hard. Can't you tell?

Oh, and if you're wondering, the ride back went about as good as ride there. Save me from this insanity. Kill me. ... Please?

I plopped on the couch, exhausted from all the arguing.

"Morgan! There's a box here addressed to you~!" I groaned, mentally smacking myself. But in Moon's arms (because everyone else was with their little crush) was indeed a small box from... Yep. The damn Flying Mint Bunny Cooperation. I took off the attached note.

'Due to a mishap, you have received FRANCIS BONNEFOIS, GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT, and ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. As an apology for your current inconvenience, we have given you some free MOCHI units. Please enjoy.'

I glowered at the small box before opening it. But my eyes sparkled at the utter cuteness of the little dumplings.

"Em! Kitty! Emily! Myrna! Chloe! Lorelei! Come here!" Chloe walked down stairs yawning.

"What?"

"We have the Axis and Allies in mochi form!" I chirped, which is very unlike me. Everyone gathered around and started attacking each other for a mochi. So here's how it ended up;

Emily- England mochi

Em- Italy mochi

Kitty- America mochi

Moon- France mochi (But it's not actually trying to rape her though...)

Chloe- Japan mochi

Myrna- China mochi

Lorelei- Germany mochi

Me- Russia mochi

I say it worked out well. Though, that Germany mochi is a bit creepy. It's all cubicle and stuff. I have a Russia though~! So hip hip HURRAY!

But it took a bit to explain what a mochi was to our units. Of course, France won't stop flirting with Moon. poor girl...

I yawned and stretched my arms over my head. When I was completely awake, I looked next to my bed to see Russ (my nickname for him) asleep on the little bed I made him.

"Good morning Morgan!" I screamed, waking up Russ. Why? Because I don't expect 12 people and 7 mochis to yelling good morning in my face. I picked up Russ and started cursing in random languages as I entered the kitchen. I cringed at the smell of food.

"Mein gott. What the hell happened?" Everyone pushed Chloe forward a bit, who was currently sweating a bit.

"Uh... Well, we were eating breakfast, talki-"

"What else?"

"A new unit came..." MochiJapan nodded. I sighed and placed Russ on my head, dreading whoever it could be. As I was about to reach the box, the phone rang. Yeah, we have one. It's just everyone keeps in contact with FB or whatever.

"Hello?"

"Hi Morgan. How are you?" I made a shush sign to everyone.

"I'm fine Mom. Why are you calling?" I paled at the response.

"Your father and I are coming home soon. We will see you in a few days!" Silence. I'm not sure exactly what happened next, because I ended up fainting.

Hey! I think this is the longest chapter yet! Is it? I not very sure... *sweatdrop*

Should I be mean evil or sad evil? I don't know!

Yep. Mochi units! *looks at friends who are in story* If you don't like your mochi, don't worry! You can just eat it! *hugs Russ protectively* BUT DON'T TOUCH MY BABY!

*swings pendulum* You are getting sleepy. Now, when I clap my hands, you will review this chapter. Ok! Wake up!

You: Huh?

*claps*