Heh. I didn't completely write this chapter either. ChloeHaku did *hugs awesome friend* So it's in her POV. But I edited! No! I'm not being lazy! My friends are being nice and sending me a chapter in their POV! *was originally Kitty's idea*
OK! Where did that come from? Stupid thing is trying to get me sued!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, and I'm going with Chloe doesn't either...
I entered the living room (I was the only one NOT in there) to see Kitty trying to comfort a very sad Morgan. My Japan-Mochi nudged me to go speak to Morgan and so I did. I walked over to them and patted Kitty on the shoulder.
"OH MY FREAKING GOD!" She screamed.
"What the fuck!" I hollered at her. Kitty smiled and ran off being... Kitty, while I facepalmed. But I noticed someone had giggled, it was a red, wet-faced Morgan. "Hey Morgan." I said. Morgan buried her head in a pillow.
"Leave me alone! You don't know what it is like to have your parents die!" Morgan grumbled.
"I kinda do..." I said. Morgan looked at me with a bewildered look.
"My great grandmother died when I was 9. We were super close and I loved her, heck she wasn't even related to me. But I loved her. Even though we weren't related or weren't like Mother and Daughter I miss her every day." I said. I pulled up the sleeve of my shirt and showed Morgan a bracelet my great grandmother made me.
Morgan sniffled and nodded. I smiled a little and patted Morgan's head, the poor thing looked so sad.
"Here I will make you some heated-up soup and some wurst!" I exclaimed. Morgan nodded with a faint smile.
I smiled and started walking towards the kitchen. I thought about how I would heat the soup (oven or microwave?). Anyways I turned around a corner and brushed by someone.
Okay scratch that, I completely bumped into someone and we both fell. Oh god I am such a klutz. We both bumped heads and I fell on the other.
"FICKING VERDAMMIT!" We both yelled while rubbing their heads. I stopped rubbing my bumped head and looked to see who I fell on. It was Prussia.
"Hallo Chloe. Kesesese~" He said. I began to blush, after weeks of spying on Lorelei and him I finally made contact with him.
"Marry me!" I said instinctively.
"What?" Prussia replied. He poked his ear to check if he heard right.
"I said hi..." I replied quickly.
"Oh okay. Well, I have a question." He responded.
"What is it?" I asked while staring at him, I wanted to smell his beautiful hair.
"Please can you get off the awesome me?" Prussia questioned. I then realized I was still on him and quickly jumped off.
"OWW! MY FIVE METERS!" Prussia yelped. I began to blush a scarlet color.
"FICK! I'M SORRY!" I yelled. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed frozen corn in a bag and brought it to Prussia.
"Here is some corn for it!"
"Kesesese!" He laughed.
"What?" I questioned.
"CROTCH CORN!" Prussia hollered. And then everyone around began to laugh.
"Good job expressing the Lámour!" France exclaimed.
ONE HOUR TIME SKIP
Me, Lorelei, Kitty and Prussia just finished kicking France's ass and I began to heat the soup from the fridge. I poured it in a pot and let it boil.
All the sudden I heard a 'Kesesese~' and I got shoved a little. Prussia was there cooking wurst. I had an expression on my face that said 'WTF'.
"Hey! The awesome me heard you were going to cook wurst and who makes wurst better than a German?" he said.
"Well, th-WAIT!" I replied. Prussia tilted his head to the side in a questioningly manner. "WHEN DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
"When you were trying to cheer Morgan up."
"YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING ON ME!"
"Kesesese~" He laughed as he turned the wursts around on the pan. All of the sudden a very creepy and jealous aura came and it made me feel weird. My shoulders sank and I stared blankly into the soup.
"Uh, is that Lorelei?" I asked. All the sudden there was a sudden burst of air and the aura was gone.
"Did you feel that wind?" Prussia asked. I facepalmed then tasted the soup. It was warm so I grabbed a ladle and poured some into the bowl. I grabbed a plate and Prussia put some wurst on it. I smiled at Prussia and took the food to Morgan. Apparently everyone else was with her.
"Hey I want soup! Is that wurst? I wanna try some! Stay away from Prussia! Maple... Quit grabbing my ass France. Can we eat?" Were the most common replies. I pointed towards the kitchen and everyone but Morgan ran.
And the awesome Prussia was just fortunate enough to get out of their way. But a huge gust of wind made him fall. Morgan giggled.
"Someone help the awesome me up!" He said while flailing his arms.
"If your that awesome can't you get up by yourself?" Morgan asked.
Prussia got up and sat on the floor by the couch. I sat by Morgan on the couch and my feet were by Prussia. Soon all the others gathered around and we began to watch TV.
We all settled on watching Family Guy, it was a pretty decent episode. And as the commercials came on, so did the crack conversations.
"I totally think Spain and Greece would be a cute couple!" said Emily. We all (but Morgan because she helps Emily with her crack couples) made EWW faces but a commercial got our attention. Guitar Hero.
"We should get it!" Exclaimed all the people except Morgan. Morgan shrugged.
"We can get it after the funeral I guess." Morgan replied. Suddenly everyone got sad. Then I felt a tug on my pinky toe, a very pale GERMAN hand was pulling my toes and tickling my feet. I held back some laughs and Kitty stared at me like I was the weirdest person alive.
Well, now it was around 12 and everyone was tired. We locked France (:p) in a closet by himself and we all went to bed. But I stopped real quick. I went to the computer for something.
I clicked the browser and typed in Gmail and I got taken to the site. I logged in and I sent a quick email to my parents telling them I love and miss them.
I closed the window and changed into my PJs. I climbed into the bunk bed that I shared with Kitty and went to sleep.
NINE HOUR TIME SKIP
I woke up to the sound of a french laugh and groaned. It seemed a few were still asleep but some were up. I climbed out of bed and went to the kitchen. I punched France in the gut (because I can) and went to the fridge. I grabbed the milk and held it as I grabbed a box of fruit loops. I poured some fruit loops into my mouth and then some milk.
*ding dong*
I walked to the door with milk splattered around my mouth.
"Another unit came. Please sign." The man said. I signed 'Morgan' and took the unit. Suddenly countries surrounded me and asked me questions.
"Give me air! MORGAN GET UP!" I yelled. Morgan came into the living room with a blanket wrapped around her as she rubbed her eyes.
"What?" Morgan said groggily.
"We got a new unit." I yawned.
"Oh great, who is it?" She asked.
"South Korea." I replied.
"Kese*yawn*sese." Prussia said. Well, now everyone was up.
Morgan got out the instructions and read them out loud.
"Removal of your YONG-SOO IM from Packaging
This is actually a much harder task than you may think. If you wake your unit incorrectly, then you will never hear the end of it; if you move him before he is completely awake, then you might accidentally make him hate you. To avoid the aforementioned scenarios, we have provided a list of safe ways in which you can awaken your unit:
1. Stand next to the box, preferably prepared to block flying box lids, and say either, "Aru!" or, "Desu." Your YONG-SOO IM will manage to sidekick or palm the box lid off and get up, and you must immediately reprogram him lest he grope you in the belief that you are one of his brothers.
2. Take either the CD recording of "Arirang" or one of the provided drama DVDs, and play them loudly. If using the CD, you will hear humming and sometimes singing from the box, and it is safe to remove the top; if you play the dramas, then you will hear irritated grunting caused by your unit's annoyance at missing the drama. You can then remove the top as well, though he will probably jump up and shock you before running to the television or computer where the drama is playing.
3. Open a jar of the provided kimchi and set it on a plate. Use a fan or other such machine to waft the smell towards the box. You can also do this with a plate of boolnak jungol or spiced jjol myun. This route will make your YONG-SOO IM hungry and he will whine for food until you feed him.
4. Mispronounce Korean. Say, "Annyeonghaseyo!" as terribly as you can manage. This will result in a lengthy Korean pronunciation lesson from your unit, who will jump up violently when he hears you speak.
5. Open the box and poke your units' curl. He will shudder and wake up, and he might be horny, so you probably want to watch out." We all thought for a moment.
"Can't we just play some K-Pop?" Kitty taped her chin.
"SMEXY ORIGINATED IN KOREA!"
"Yeah, da~ze!" Oh joy...
*blinks* Chloe... What happened to my brother? He was saying something about a unit... *brother truly wants to be in story* Hmm... Oh well! I'll work in an explanation!
Oh! I rock at guitar hero! I'm on hard~! *mind then goes perverted after re-reading sentence* No that kind of hard...
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