A/N: Oh. My. Gods. 22 Reviews, 18 favorites, and 31 followers for ONE CHAPTER. That's a new record! :D I feel so loved and appreciated right now! Now on to the usual review responses:

aelitaisamazing: Yes, she sure is... :) Thanks so much!

bat fan1987: Me too! :) So glad I'm not alone in that opinion...

Kryptonite8: Thanks so much! :D

rrfanman: Thank you! :)

Bboy13: Aww, thanks! :D I'm glad you like it so far!

thorn garmadon: Thank you! :D I'm happy you like it!

monor19: Thanks so much! Yeah, this is mainly going to focus on PJO fanfics, but I'm probably going to have Athena obsessed with Harry Potter. :P

NeonHedgehog: Will do! ;)

Pineconeface7676: Poptropica: Best. Game. EVER! :D :D :D I've passed all the islands so far(except for the newest one)!

anon: Thanks! I'm probably going to have Aphrodite write a bunch of Pothena/Pertemis/Percabeth fluff and make them mad... :)

Agent Artemis 004: Thanks! Well, I'm probably going to have them find out anyway... you'll see! ;)

annabeth the wise girl: Thank you! So glad you like it so far! :D

CourtingTheMoon: Hmm, interesting idea... I like it!

amycahill57: Good idea... :)

SamanthaSamma: Thanks! :D Glad you liked it!

PercabethGluxa: Thanks so much! I'm probably going to make up stories, but I may insert an actual story in some places... :)

knkutube: Great idea! :D

i heart sea spawn: Haha yeah... :)

ascendingDeath: Thanks so much! Glad you like it! :)

Guest: Hello again, Thalia! Yes, I would advise you to take cover. :)

xHadesIsMyMaster: Hmm... not bad! I think I'm going to use that!

megameghamango: Aww, thanks so much! Glad you like it! :)

Whew, done! :D I don't own anything but the plot! Enjoy!

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

ARTEMIS'S POV

Why do I have the feeling that Hephaestus's idea is going to turn everyone against each other again? Let's just hope this time nothing goes wrong; after all, this idea is more sensible than his last. And I guess I could write in my free time. Why not?

I went to FanFiction and clicked on the "Sign Up" button. I filled in the information necessary:

Name: SilverMoonlight

Email: silvermoonlight (insert at sign) olympus . com

Password: *********

I finished creating my account, and gasped at the sight of the page before my eyes. So many options! But first things first: I need to let people know of my standards. I clicked on the "Account" option and started filling in my profile:

Hello. I am SilverMoonlight. I am a girl. Boys are not tolerated. That will be all.

Hmm, not that creative, but it will do. What now? Well, I guess I could start writing a story; I have some time on my hands, after all.

I clicked on the Document Manager and started typing the first thing that came to mind:

50 Reasons to Hate Apollo

Reason #1: He is always annoying Artemis. Apollo always drops in for surprise visits whenever he feels like it, no matter what Artemis thinks. And he does it in the most annoying ways, too. Usually, these visits take place early in the morning when Artemis is still asleep. So, of course, Artemis is always angry whenever she wakes up because of Apollo's screams. And everyone knows that whenever Artemis is angry, people will suffer.

Ahh, this feels good. Surprisingly, it's very therapeutic…

I saved the document, clicked on the "New Story" button, and filled in the information:

Category: Books- Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Title: 50 Reasons to Hate Apollo

Summary: A list of 50 reasons to hate the most annoying god ever.

Language: English

Done! I clicked on the "Publish" button and smiled as my story was posted. I was deep in thought when I noticed that I had gotten a Private Message.

I clicked on the button, and groaned when I saw the message was from none other than my brother.

FlamingHotSunGod: Hey, sis! Guess what I just finished reading? Some AWESOME Pertemis stories! You have GOT to check them out!

Pertemis? What the Hades is Pertemis?

I searched for the topic, and a number of stories came up.

"Why are every single one of these stories about me and Percy Jackson?" I said to myself.

I sat pondering when, out of nowhere, it hit me. My eyes widened when I realized what Pertemis was.

"P-Percy… Art-Artemis… Pertemis…" I stammered in shock.

Suddenly, anger flowed through my veins and I released my frustration.

"How DARE those silly mortals write about me being in LOVE! With another mortal no less! And he's a BOY?!" I shrieked, my eyes blazing.

Me. In love. With Percy. With a b- no, I can't even say it. This is too far.

I started hyperventilating, for I was about to faint. Luckily, the Hunters rushed into my tent at the sound of my screams.

"Milady! What's the matter?" Thalia said, panicked.

"PERTEMIS!" I screamed in anger, thrusting my laptop toward her.

Thalia took one look at the page I was on and started blushing madly.

I gasped.

"Thalia Grace! Do you like these?!" I screeched.

Thalia gulped and smiled sheepishly, her face beet red.

"Maybe a little," she said, her voice growing quieter with each word.

I clenched my fists so tight my veins could be seen.

"But only because I think they're cute! I most certainly do NOT want you to break your oath, milady! You are my master, my only care!" Thalia said quickly.

I unclenched my fists.

"Good. But that is still no excuse for my brother to appreciate this rubbish!" I spat.

"Well, he is a boy, and a rather perverted one at that," Thalia said.

I nodded.

"Very true. Those mortals don't have any idea what they're talking about." I said firmly.

The Hunters nodded in unison, then quietly left my tent when they saw that I had calmed down considerably.

Pertemis, huh? I wonder who else those mortals decided to pair me up with…

I took a breath, braced myself for the worst, and began my investigation.