A/N: Hello again! Sorry if this chapter's a bit short; I'll make it up next time! :D Thank you to my latest reviewers:
CelestrialSpade: Thanks! Love the idea, btw! :)
thorn garmadon: Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :D
Guest: Good idea... :)
TheShadow207: I'm so happy you liked it! Thanks so much for reading! :)
The Typhoon Sentinel: Thanks! I'm sure they'll cut you some slack... :D
xHadesIsMyMaster: I think I'm going to make Athena discover the crossover section! :)
Iluvcandyiluvcandy: Well, I have my ways... (evil smile)
ascendingDeath: :) Thanks! Have fun in Constantinople! And I'm probably going to make most of these fics up, but I might insert an actual fic in some places. ;)
Bboy13: Whoa. I read your review after I finished writing this chapter! :D I must be psychic! Anyway, I think you might enjoy this chapter...
bat fan1987: Thanks! Glad you liked it!
HopeHikari: Thanks! :D Yeah, I'm probably going to have different gods react to different pairings, but I think Artemis will freak out about all of them. ;)
rrfanman: True, true... But there are lots of Thalia pairings! Uh-oh... ;)
DerpyNightshade: Thanks! Glad you liked it! Don't worry, Poseidon will find out about Pothena really soon... hehehe. :)
Okey-doke, that's about it! I don't own any references! And HAPPY FUN AT WORK DAY AND NATIONAL KAZOO DAY! (JAN 28)
Peace out,
~silentwolf111
ATHENA'S POV
Yes! Finally, Hephaestus has had a levelheaded idea! Hopefully, this one won't backfire terribly like his last plans…
But still, a chance to showcase my writing? What a great opportunity! I went to FanFiction right away, and filled in the information to create an account:
Name: WiseOwl
Email: wiseowl (insert "at" sign) olympus . com
Password: *************
I finished creating my account, and was a bit stunned to see I had 50 PM's waiting for me.
I clicked on my inbox, and just got more confused when I saw they were all from Artemis. And were about the exact same thing:
SilverMoonlight: PERTEMIS!
SilverMoonlight: Percy + Artemis! PERTEMIS!
SilverMoonlight: Me in LOVE! Those mortals just go around pairing me up with everyone else for the FUN of it?!
SilverMoonlight: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH A BOY!
SilverMoonlight: Apollo LIKES them. And so does Thalia! My chief lieutenant!
SilverMoonlight: Foolish mortals. Foolish, silly, mortals. I want to kill them. The boys, that is.
SilverMoonlight: Pertemis. Pertemis. Pertemis. PERTEMIS!
SilverMoonlight: ajlf;oafidhypibweyaoisp0oi vioh;os iy as7;oyabpsoudfycpupads0soiu awehr
SilverMoonlight: Sorry for that. I punched the keyboard out of anger.
SilverMoonlight: PERTEMIS.
Whoa. Someone's obviously freaking out. However, I have to agree; don't those mortals know better than to pair Artemis up with every mortal boy they can find? If you ask me, that is nothing more than a death wish.
But if people go around pairing Artemis up, what have they said about me? I wonder…
I typed in "Athena love" into the search bar, and instantly hundreds of results came up.
Let's see… there's one about me with Percy (NEVER going to happen. Ever.), some about me with Ares (again, NEVER in all eternity.) and… wait, what's this? Pothena?
Who could that possibly be? For sure it involved me and some other guy… Polly? No, um, what about Popsicle? No, that doesn't work either! Hold on; they couldn't possibly be talking about…
Poseidon. It had to be.
I clicked on one of the stories, and sure enough, there it was, in the summary. AthenaxPoseidon.
"WHAT?!" I screamed out of rage.
There is no way in all eternity that I would be in love with him, much less his spawn! Okay, now I know why this made Artemis so mad!
I sent a PM to Artemis so we could both rant together.
WiseOwl: POTHENA. Poseidon + Athena. Pothena!
SilverMoonlight: Pertemis. PERTEMIS!
WiseOwl: I will NEVER love him or his SPAWN!
SilverMoonlight: As will I!
WiseOwl: This is all Poseidon's fault. If it weren't for him, these excuses for stories wouldn't exist!
SilverMoonlight: Hmm… you're right!
WiseOwl: When am I not?
SilverMoonlight: Let's see, there was that time that you placed a bet on-
WiseOwl: That was meant to be a rhetorical question.
SilverMoonlight: PERTEMIS.
WiseOwl: Shall we get back at him?
SilverMoonlight: Let's.
Oh, yes. Time for revenge! Brace yourself, Poseidon; this is going to be good.