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~silentwolf111

POSEIDON'S POV

Huh, I like this FanFiction idea! It would give me a chance to relax, while allowing me to say anything I want about certain gods; and people won't be the least bit suspicious!

I clicked on the "Sign Up" button and filled everything in:

Name: SeaLord

Email: sealord (insert "at" sign) olympus . com

Password: ***********

After creating the account, I realized I had gotten 2 PM's already:

SilverMoonlight: PERTEMIS!

WiseOwl: POTHENA!

What the Hades? The two most stable gods just went insane. Oh dear.

I sat in my throne, wondering what they could possibly be talking about, when I suddenly heard a knock on the door.

I sat up straight.

The knocking grew louder, until it turned to a loud thumping. It almost sounded like someone was throwing themselves against the door. Suddenly, the entire door caught on fire.

I yelped, jumping out of my throne. Fire had always been my weak spot.

I watched as the door disintegrated, and two people (or should I say, gods) stood where it had just been a few seconds ago.

Artemis had her bow loaded, as if she had just released an arrow. Athena stood with her hand on her hip, carefully examining me.

"Hello, ladies! What brings you here on this fine day?" I said innocently.

Athena glowered at me.

"Pothena," she stated.

"Um, what?" I said.

"Pothena," Athena repeated, her eyes growing angrier.

"And what is this 'Pothena'?" I said, exasperated.

Artemis stepped in.

"Honestly, you men don't even have brains. Poseidon. Athena. Pothena."

"I still don't get it."

Artemis scoffed.

"How about Pertemis?"

Is this some kind of joke? Did Hermes put them up to this?

"WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?!" I said loudly.

"Oh, don't play innocent with us," Athena said.

"For Zeus's sake, can someone please explain what's going on?!" I cried.

Artemis rolled her eyes.

"All right, since you obviously have no clue. Mortals have written about us having affairs with not only you, but your offspring."

She shuddered as she said "offspring".

"And you find this offensive because…?" I inquired.

That did it. Both of them recoiled harshly, their eyes blazing with rage. Artemis loaded her bow, and Athena summoned a sword. They stood in battle positions, ready to attack me.

I immediately summoned my trident. When both Artemis and Athena are angry at you, you want to be prepared for anything.

"What's with the violence?! First you burn down the door for no apparent reason, then you attack me for doing absolutely nothing?!" I cried.

Apparently that was the wrong thing to say, because both goddesses flew at me instantly, knocking me to the ground. I had to use my trident as a shield to defend myself from their blows.

"Whoa, WHOA! Ladies! Why the Hades would I even think about having affairs with you?" I said, looking at Artemis.

I then turned to Athena, who had somehow managed to sit on me.

"Much less you!" I said.

Athena hissed at me, but she looked somewhat satisfied.

"Besides, just because some silly mortals wrote about that happening doesn't mean it will actually happen! Do you really think I would go around doing that?!" I continued.

This statement caught them off guard. Artemis stopped firing flaming arrows at me and considered my words.

"And your children?" she questioned.

"I'm pretty sure Percy would never do that either! He has brains!" I said.

"Swear it on the River Styx."

I groaned.

"Is that really necessary?"

Artemis raised her bow again.

"Okay, okay, fine! I swear on the River Styx that I, and my children, will never have any romantic affairs with Artemis!"

"Or Athena!" Athena said sternly.

"Or Athena," I added.

Thunder rumbled in the distance.

"There. Now would you please get off me?!" I said to Athena.

She stood and dusted herself off, then nodded at Artemis.

"Besides, it's not like you're my type anyway," I added for good measure.

For some reason, both of them found this offensive, and I was pounced upon yet again. By the time they were done attacking me, I was a mess; my throne had scorch marks everywhere (courtesy of Artemis and her flaming arrows) and Athena had even gone so far as to bite me!

I had to use Zeus's bolt as a threat to get them to back away. (Don't ask me where I got it from; I have my ways!) They still didn't look very happy with me, but they left the room anyway.

I was thinking about what had just happened when Zeus walked into the throne room. He took one look at my throne and his jaw dropped.

"What the Hades happened? And where's the door? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BOLT?!" he screamed.

Oh, whoops.

"Long story," I said, immediately giving the bolt back to him.

"Oh?" Zeus said.

"Yes. Artemis and Athena were angry at me because of something that some mortals wrote, so they decided to attack me and tried to burn my throne. Not to mention disintegrate the door. So I chased them off with your bolt! No biggie!" I explained.

Zeus raised an eyebrow in confusion, then shook his head as he rolled his eyes.

"Women," he said.

"My thoughts exactly, brother," I said. "My thoughts exactly."