*there is a fire going, with me holding a marshmallow on a stick over it* Hi there~! I have a nice little fire going thanks to the flame from Lunatic Glare~! Do you guys want some s'mores? They are very tasty!
Disclaimer: I don't speak japanese, so I really can't own hetalia.
I continued to try shaking the girl. Her blond hair was the only thing reacting.
"SERIOUSLY! I NEED HELP!" Moon poked her head out the door to see what was going on. Her eyes widened once she saw the girl and me soaked to the bone. She ran over and helped me bring her in.
"What's going on, aru?" China asked, stepping out of the kitchen. "Aiyah! Why are you sopping wet and carrying an unconscious girl?"
"Long story. But we need your help." She nodded, going into a motherly-like mode. While Moon ran to get a towel, China and I laid the girl on the couch, took off her glasses, and placed them on the coffee table.
"Morgan, who exactly is she, aru? And why were you outside in the rain?" I think that 'aru' is gonna get annoying...
"I saw her walking in the rain, so I shouted to her. I fell out the window, she caught me, and went unconscious." I replied, shortening the story. Before either of us could speak again, Moon came down the stairs with a bright green towel... with Emily chasing after her.
"Moon! Why do you need a towel?" Really? Even in a crisis, we manage to be insane. Why am I cursed with weird friends?
"Emily! Just shut up for now!" How is she not waking up? I would, even if I was unconscious. I sighed and grabbed the towel from Moon's hands, allowing her and Emily to fight over nothing.
So, after finally getting the girl (man I wish I knew her name) dry, in a new change of clothes, and relaxed on the couch, I pulled Emily into the kitchen and started yelling at her for being an idiot.
"Gah! I'm sorry Morgan! It's just that Moon stole my special towel and-"
"Your breasts are mine, da~ze!" I held myself back from laughing. Korea thought it would be a good time randomly glomp Emily.
"Have fun you two~!" I smiled as I walked back to the living room. The girl stirred a bit before opening her eyes. I never noticed, but the were yellow. Odd.
"Huh? W-where am I? And where are my clothes?" I smiled sweetly.
"You're in my over-crowed home Hun. Your clothes are in the dryer. At the moment, you're wearing my clothes. Who are you?" She thought for a moment.
"A-Acadia..."
"What about your last name?"
"I-I don't remember it..." I became a little worried.
"Do you remember anything else?" Acadia tapped her chin.
"The name Ivan Braginski... But that's it." Now I know she is (or at least was) an Otaku. She knows Russia's human name. At that moment, China walked into the room... with Russ and Yao on her head? Hehe, it looks sorta funny.
"Oh! You're awake, aru! I'm China. Who are you?" Acadia seemed slightly calm in the presence of China.
"Acadia."
"Well Acadia, we should introduce you to everyone in the house, aru!" I frowned.
"Can we not and let her think this place is normal?"
Yeah, my suggestion was shot down... So now Acadia was hiding behind China and I (even though she is taller than us), cowering in fear from the crowd of people.
"Well, let's start with introductions, love. I'm England." Acadia thought for a moment before changing her shield to the Brit.
"I'm Mora, but most people call me Moon." Moon smiled.
"I'm Kitty~!" I sweatdropped. My insane friend just scared the crap out the poor girl with her yelling. Em rolled her eyes and smacked our friend... that we still don't know the name of. I have to ask one day.
"Please ignore her. I'm Em sweetie." Emily stepped in front of her.
"I'm Emily!" On that note, she started hugging the life out of poor England. I could have sworn I saw Acadia giggling.
"I'm Chloe." Just as she was about to say something else, she was pushed out of the way by Lorelei.
"I'm the much better one, Lorelei!" Chloe glared.
"Why'd you do that, you jerk?" Lorelei stuck her tongue out.
"Because I'm much more deserving of recognition!"
"Why you-!" Chloe jumped Lorelei and they started one of their famous fights. Acadia backed away slowly.
"D-do they t-that a lot?" Everyone nodded.
"I'm Morgan's," I was pointed to. "Twin Myrna!" Acadia (man that's such a strange name...) looked between the two of us and nodded slightly.
"I'm Canada, eh..." Our blond... guest I suppose looked around for the source of the voice. Canada frowned a bit while Moon hugged him to cheer up the invisible nation.
"Alo, I'm Romania!" I'm pretty sure his fang creeped her out, but maybe not as much as seeing the blond get tackled by a Myrna.
"I'm South Korea, da~ze!" I'm pretty sure he would have glomped the child if it weren't for China giving him a kick to the face.
"Aiyah! I know what you were planning on doing! She doesn't need to be more frightened, aru!" Point for kick-ass China!
"I'm Italy~! Ve, I hope we can be friends~!" To top it off, he gave Acadia a hug. But she did the most unexpected thing. She froze before grabbing his arm and flipping the weak italian. "Ouch~!" Em ran over to help the blubbering goof. Romano backed away slightly.
"I'm Romano and-" His thought was interrupted by Spain trying to hug my tsundre crush...
Did I just I say that out loud? F-forget that last sentence...
"Damn it tomato bastard! Get off!" With a final shove, Romano managed to get the spaniard off. So, the pedo went over to Acadia.
"Hola chica! I am Spain!" Prussia decided to cut in too.
"Kesesesese! I'm Prussia, gracing you with my awesomeness! Would you like to see my five meters?"
"Ohonhonhon! I think she would prefer to see the Eiffel Tower, non?" Acadia panicked and did the first thing she probably could think of. Run.
"Ahhh! I don't want to be raped!"
Acadia's POV
I've been here for a few days now. Most of the people here, except France, seem nice. But they won't leave me alone! I've sorta made England my human shield. He keeps away anyone I don't want!
"Acadia~!" I sighed. That Kitty girl was quite a handful.
"What?" She gave me one of her odd smiles.
"Being that Acadia's such a mouthful, can we just call you Cadi~?" I glared. I'm pretty sure my eyes would be red... If that was possible.
"NO."
"But why not~? It's cute!" I swear, she was just making me angrier. But before I could attack her, Emily walked by and pulled her away by the collar. She is one of the few people who seem to notice my shyness/anger issues...
"Ni-hao Acadia! Would you like to help cook dinner, aru?" I smiled. China was being really sweet to me. But I can't seem to shake the feeling she's meant to be a he.
"I would love too!" I would ask for Emily and England to help also, but they are apparently banned from the kitchen... "What are we making?"
"Chow Mien and Orange Chicken!" I followed China into the kitchen and began helping her make some of the chinese food.
{Time Skip; One Hour}
I triumphantly carried my plate to the table, where a swarm of hungary beings attacked it. But, as soon as everyone took a bit, they froze. France (of course) was the first to speak.
"Sacre blue! This is almost as bad as Angelterre's cooking!" England glared.
"You frog! Stop insulting my cooking!"
"But it is just awful!" I could feel myself coming close to tears. I HATE it when people are fighting!
"Acadia, are you ok?" Moon came over to me. I nodded.
"I-I just hate it when people argue."
"We should listen to Cadi and-" I smacked Kitty. The name Cadi really get on my nerves. "Ow! Cadi-Eep! Stop hitting me Cadi! Ouch!" Lorelei sighed and shoved some food in Kitty's mouth.
"Sorry about that Acadia."
"This is funny, da~ze!" Myrna nodded.
"Yeah! What do you think Romania?" Romania shrugged.
"Its fun to watch two grown men try and choke each other." His eyes shifted back to France and England yelling and punching each other. Italy started waving a white flag with Em.
"Can you bastards stop it?" Romano huffed before pushing Spain into the fight.
"This is not awesome! My friends are getting hurt!" Emily shot daggers at the albino.
"England getting hurt is worse!" Canada sweatdropped.
"Maybe we should just eat, eh?" I looked around the kitchen. Who said that? I caught Morgan leave the room for a second, before coming back with something in her hands.
"All ya shut up!" With that, she blew... a blow horn? Does this really happen that much? "Now, I'm in the mood for something sweet!" Her gaze shifted slightly to the living mochis. They sorta creeped me out...
"Who's willing to sacrifice their mochi for food?"
That was fun to write! But, seriously, I want to eat one of these mochis. Who should die~?
Review please? Any flames will be used for s'mores!
