A/N: Hello again! Sorry I couldn't update yesterday; I had so much homework to do! Ha, school can be so crazy sometimes. :) Anyway, thanks to everyone who reviewed last chapter; I'm going to respond to your PM's right after I publish this chapter! Thanks so much; I feel so loved!

By the way, HAPPY NATIONAL FREEDOM DAY! (FEB 1)

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

DEMETER'S POV

"Hadeter… what could that possibly be?" I muttered to myself as I scanned the page before me.

Several of these fics had the word "Hadeter" in them, and my name was always mentioned in the summary. What are they talking about?

I scrolled down the page, examining each fic about Hadeter. That's when I saw it. Next to the "Character" option.

Of course, my name was mentioned. But it wasn't the only one: there was another name. Hades.

I should have known! Hades. Demeter. Hadeter. Oh well, at least the people are taking this opportunity to write about our sweet rivalry.

I clicked on one of the Hadeter fics, and was confused when I had finished reading the first chapter. What kind of rivalry would involve walks along the beach and dinner at a nice restaurant? Don't mortals even know what a rivalry is?

I thought about this when realization hit me. These fics weren't about me and Hades being enemies… it was about us being in love.

"WHAT?!" I roared.

Why would they put him with me?! The Death Brat doesn't deserve my daughter! So why should he get me?! This is preposterous. Simply insane.

I immediately closed the fic and tried my best to shut Hadeter out of my mind. Those silly mortals have no idea what they're talking about. I, however, can bring goodness out of my stories.

I clicked on the Document Manager and started typing.

The Necessities of Life

There, that sounded like a good title. Now for an actual story:

Hello everyone. This story talks about the essential materials needed to survive. Well, one necessity in particular. Not water, not shelter, but a type

food. That is, a very special type of food… cereal. Cereal is very important because it is delicious, it is very good for you, and it's filled with nutritious

grains. But since a certain god of the dead doesn't think so, he will suffer in life. He says that cereal isn't important, and he is definitely wrong. Aside

from that, he kidnapped my daughter and made her eat pomegranate seeds! As a result, she has to stay in the Underworld for part of the year! Yes, I

know what you all are thinking: he is a brat. A Death Brat. A slimy, disgusting, despicable Death Brat.

Hmm… it does ramble a bit, but it will do for a first chapter.

I clicked on the publish button, and logged out of FanFiction. I would give the story an hour, then come back to check on it. Surely it would be one of the most popular fics on the website…

AN HOUR LATER…

I clicked on the "Manage Stories" button, and was immediately satisfied with what I saw. I had already gotten 15 reviews! They must like it!

I clicked on the review button and started reading:

RandomGirl: Are you crazy? You know you aren't actually Demeter, right?

Guest: Cereal? EW!

IlikePie: I don't think cereal is a necessity of life. And I also think that there is no such thing as the "god of the dead" or that story about Persephone eating pomegranate seeds. Those are nothing but Greek myths. Meaning THEY ARE NOT REAL.

APerson: What are you talking about? First you say something about cereal, then you start talking about a Death Brat? I'm confused.

ShadowMaster: Honestly, this is pathetic. Nobody likes cereal. DEAL WITH IT. Cereal is disgusting, and everyone knows that. Just from reading this, I can tell that you are insane.

Oh, no way. Those mortals don't believe that I am the goddess of agriculture herself? Big mistake. And cereal is important! The world does know that! I need to teach this "ShadowMaster" a lesson! But who exactly is ShadowMaster?

Hold on, a master of shadows… shadow traveling… I think I have a guess as to who ShadowMaster is. Why, I'll bet he's none other than Death Brat himself! First Hadeter and now this? Oh, just wait until I get my hands on him!

End Note: So many line breaks! So sorry if it bothers you! Anyway, I just want to let you guys know that I might not update tomorrow; I have a music competition, and I'm soooo nervous! Wish me luck? :)