A/N: Time for spotlight #2! I figured since there's a chance I might not update tomorrow, I might as well give you more today! I don't own any references! Enjoy!
Peace out,
~silentwolf111
MrPrankster: All right, why don't we try this again, since it worked so well last time! You know the rules: we release all our thoughts on our spotlight person, no matter how brutal they are (thanks for the example, Poseidon). Be as honest as you possibly can! This week's spotlight is on… HERA!
SilverMoonlight: Well, I really don't have anything against her, so I remain neutral on this subject.
SkyLord: Hera should be a better wife! She's always going around, complaining about how I always cheat on her like I don't have a care in the world! It's her fault; if she had been a better wife, maybe I would have shown some more respect toward her! But does she take my advice to be a better wife? Of course not! She's the worst wife in the history of wives!
MasterCraftsman: Actually, she isn't. Aphrodite is!
Echo: APHRODITE IS! APHRODITE IS! APHRODITE IS! APHRODITE IS!
SexyLady: Hey! I am one of the best wives there is! Who can surpass my true beauty?
Narcissus: ME! Oh, I love me.
MrPrankster: All right, people, this is good! We're releasing our feelings! But how about channeling our emotions into something a little less insulting, eh?
WiseOwl: Hera has some harsh feelings toward Annabeth, so therefore I don't like her very much.
FlamingHotSunGod: I don't really care.
SilverMoonlight: You wouldn't.
MasterCraftsman: Well, my boy freed Hera when she was captured and couldn't free herself.
SeaLord: You realize you just called Hera weak, right?
WiseOwl: Your boy freed Hera by using a BUZZ SAW! How violent!
ToughGuy: What a great idea! Buzz saws rule!
MasterCraftsman: Hey, at least he didn't try to set the cage on fire. The last thing we need is a boy on fire.
BreadBoy: That would be me.
Mockingjay: Excuse me? I am the 'Girl on Fire'. So that would be me.
FlamingHotSunGod: Um, who are you?
WiseOwl: I believe you have the wrong fandom.
MrPrankster: Okay… That was interesting. Now can we please switch the topic to something more positive before things start to get out of hand?
WineDude: I like wine.
SilverMoonlight: Yes, yes you do.
FlamingHotSunGod: I like haikus!
SilverMoonlight: Yes, yes you do.
FlamingHotSunGod: I am going to recite one right now!
SilverMoonlight: Yes, yes you- hey, wait a minute!
FlamingHotSunGod: Haha, psych!
SilverMoonlight: I don't like you, brother.
FlamingHotSunGod: Yes, yes you do.
SilverMoonlight: I do not, and we both know that.
FlamingHotSunGod: Yes, yes we do.
MrPrankster: Do we really need to do this here? Again? Let's talk more about Hera now!
SeaLord: Since when did you become the one to break up fights?
MrPrankster: Since right now, I guess.
WiseOwl: Then can you break up the fight between me and Kelp Head?
MrPrankster: Athena, I think everyone here knows that that is pretty much impossible.
SeaLord: No kidding…
MrPrankster: Okay, now back to Hera! I want to hear what you guys think!
SkyQueen: And so do I.
SkyLord: Hera, dear! So good to hear from you!
SkyQueen: And I am happy to hear from you as well. So I'm not taking your suggestions to be a better wife, huh?
SkyLord: Yes, exactly! Thank you for finally understanding!
FlamingHotSunGod: Oooooohh…
GrimCreeper: You are so in for it now!
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: For once, I agree.
SkyLord: What? What did I say?
WiseOwl: I would run if I were you.
SkyLord: What is the big deal?!
SilverMoonlight: Father, you'd better brace yourself.
SkyLord: Whatever are you talking ab- Oh gods. She's coming! She's opening the door… Now she's inside! Oh no, she's about to asoridunwa0735qp aetrapiwuerpya9up hc0saoikrpo
SkyLord: This is Hera. No worries, I have just beaten him senseless. He'll wake up in a few hours. Everyone may resume what they were previously doing.
MrPrankster: All right… I think we've had enough of this topic. Shall we do this again next week?
