MrPrankster: You know the rules! This week's spotlight is… POSEIDON!
SilverMoonlight: I get the feeling that this is not going to be good…
SkyLord: FINALLY! Poseidon, you are the WORST brother ever! You think you're so cool, but you're not! And then you went and broke that oath! You know, the oath that said we wouldn't have any more children? You broke it! I don't like you, brother.
GrimCreeper: Poseidon, you are really annoying. You act like you're so amazing, always bragging about your, um, fish! And your water! And Zeus is right, you did break the oath…
SeaLord: You broke that oath too! (Not you, Hades.)
SkyLord: But I'm awesome. You are not.
WiseOwl: Doesn't everyone know that Poseidon is NOT awesome? It should be obvious.
SeaLord: Excuse me?
WiseOwl: You. Are. Not. Awesome. Must I have to repeat it again?
SilverMoonlight: Probably, considering all men are the same; they have brains the size of a pin.
SeaLord: Hey!
SilverMoonlight: What? You aren't denying it.
SkyQueen: Agreed, Artemis.
SexyLady: Well, not all men are bad!
WiseOwl: Name one levelheaded male god.
MrPrankster: HERMES!
MasterCraftsman: HEPHAESTUS!
FlamingHotSunGod: APOLLO!
SilverMoonlight: No, no, and a definite no.
WiseOwl: Well, actually, I can think of ONE mortal male that isn't all that bad…
SexyLady: Who?
WiseOwl: Harry Potter.
DarkLord: AHA! I knew he was here! Finally, the moment I was waiting for! Come out, Potter! Come DIE!
BoyWhoLived: Never! *runs away*
DarkLord: AVADAKADAVRA! *realizes he has the wrong fandom* Oh, um… this is awkward. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a young, innocent boy to kill.
MrPrankster: Okay… what just happened?
WiseOwl: H-Harry Potter… here… THE Harry Potter. OMG OMG OMG OMG!
SeaLord: Are you okay?
WiseOwl: HARRY POTTER! SQUEEEEEEAL!
SeaLord: I'll take that as a no…
MrPrankster: Wow, we got so sidetracked… Back to our thoughts on Poseidon!
WineDude: I don't like him because his son is a brat.
SkyQueen: Agreed!
ToughGuy: Definitely!
SeaLord: You mean the son that saved Olympus?
ToughGuy: Duh! Of course we mean him.
SilverMoonlight: Yep, brains the size of pins.
SeaLord: Percy is a hero!
SkyQueen: A lame one.
SeaLord: No he's not!
WiseOwl: He's nothing compared to Harry Potter! He's so brave, courageous, hot, amazing-
SilverMoonlight: And taken.
WiseOwl: WHAT?!
SilverMoonlight: Sorry, but Ginny Weasley beat you to it.
SexyLady: *giggles* They are soooo cute together!
WiseOwl: Excuse me, I am going to go cry in a lonely corner now.
MrPrankster: Anyone know what's up with Athena today?
FlamingHotSunGod: Somebody just went CRAAAAZY!
SeaLord: What do you mean "just went"? She's always been crazy!
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Poseidon, you better watch that tone…
GrimCreeper: Well, you aren't the best either! You are way crazier than Athena!
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: What did you just say?
GrimCreeper: I was talking to Poseidon! NOT YOU!
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Good.
SeaLord: NOT GOOD! I am not crazy!
ShadowMaster: Um, hate to break it to you, but you are totally crazy. Who else would break such an important oath? And you have the guts to call yourself powerful!
SeaLord: For the last time, Zeus broke the oath too! And who are you?
FlamingHotSunGod: *gasps* Arty… he did it again!
SilverMoonlight: I have eyes, you know.
SeaLord: What do you mean again?
FlamingHotSunGod: You mean you've never heard of ShadowMaster?
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: I have! He left such an insulting review on my fanfiction!
SilverMoonlight: Yes, the same has happened to Apollo, Athena, and myself. At least, that's all we've found out so far…
FlamingHotSunGod: This person is causing a lot of trouble… we need to find out who he is, and fast!
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: Well, I have my guess as to who ShadowMaster is!
SeaLord: So do I, Demeter. So do I…
End Note: Ah, I thought that was really lame, but I wanted ShadowMaster to make a public appearance, so... yeah. My next chapter will definitely be better!
Peace out,
~silentwolf111