So sorry about how late this is! I got lazy~ (Just played MineCraft and watched Torchwood.)

Oh! And my brother like Black Butler and Doctor Who! HE'S BECOMING ONE OF US!

Disclaimer: I own it! *shot* OW! Fine! I don't...


I gave Romano a small glare before flicking his head.

"Idiota. You should have said that first!" I turned and entered the kitchen... But I honestly didn't expect to see Acadia HUGGING a lovable russian.

"Pryvet (Hello in russian for y'all that don't know this for some reason) little one. Become one, da?" Acadia tilted her head.

"What?"

"N-nope! Not r-right now hun!" I answered for her shakily, pulling her away from Russia. "But welcome to our household... Rules... If you want something that isn't a necessity, get a job to pay for it. That's about it. Oh, no murdering people either." Russia nodded.

"Ok... Who else lives here comrade...?"

"Morgan. And you'll see all of them at dinner. Seriously, no murders."

"The awesome me is back with some not-so-awesome people!" Prussia exclaimed while slamming the door open. I rolled my eyes and walked over to him.

"Prussia..." I looked past him to see the others I was angry at. "And others... WHEN I SAID TO GET A JOB, I DIDN'T MEAN AT OUR SCHOOL! EXPLAIN OR THE ALBINO GETS IT!" I threateningly waved the first object I picked up (which was that mysterious crowbar...) towards Prussia

"Why me?" England walked up to me and tried to pull the crowbar out of my arms.

"Ve, you just told us to get jobs. Not where. It's easy to do something you do everyday though, ve! For me, it's easy to speak latin~"

"My! Your grip is strong!" The brit was still struggling on me releasing the crowbar. I stuck my tongue out.

"Hah!" It continued like this for a while.

Until EM stole the crowbar from me...

Was she in the room the whole time?


Dinner was SO awkward. And it didn't help that Russia and America were having a staring/glaring contest.

"... Wait a second... Now we have your demon mochi and the commie? This is horrible!" Kitty started spazzing in her seat.

"Kitty, Russia is a socialist country..." Moon rubbed her temples at our friend's idiocy.

"Mochi!Russia isn't a demon!" I glared at my 'friend' as I picked up Russ and hugged him.

"Meep~" Kitty glared.

"It's possessed you!" In the next second, I don't know how, Em grabbed Kitty's arms and held them behind her back. She a ninja today!

"Stop. NOW." We all shrunk back.

"Uh... I'm done, da~ze!"

"Why do we care, aru?" Lorelei sighed before blowing on two fingers, causing a whistle-like sound.

"Shut up all of you. It's only 6:16. We have time before we should go to sleep, so let's do something!" Emily thought for a moment.

"... Have the mochis make out!" Everyone stared at her. "What? I really like yaoi..." The guys all backed away from her.

"OR we could watch TV..." Acadia suggested.

"Soul Eater~" Oh, it's on Kitty.

"Black Butler!"

"Soul Eater!"

"Black Butler!"

"Soul Eater!"

"Black! Butler!"

"SOUL EATER!"

"Sailor Moon!" The two of us stared at Moon. "What?"

"I'm choosing YouTube." Chloe grabbed the remote and shifted the setting.

"Let's watch SMOSH!" An idea popped into my head as the fighting began again.

"Kitty, follow me!" Before she could protest, I grabbed her arm and pulled my companion away.


Kitty crossed her arms.

"What do you want Swirly?" I huffed at the nickname.

"I felt like playing a prank on everyone... Especially the males." Kitty raised an eyebrow. I smirked and leaned over to whisper the idea into Kitty's ear. The more I said, the more of a devilish smile grew on her face. "So you ok with all of it."

"Yep. Unless you're really are into that..." I blinked.

"Of course not! I'm not gay!"


I smiled to myself as I listened to everyone in the house arguing.

"Ready?" Kitty nodded. I wrapped an arm around her waist.

"Hey guys~! We have some news!" Everyone turned their attention to the two of us.

"Might be easier to show it." I gave a slight smirk as I turned Kitty's head towards me and gave her a passionate kiss and began to grope her slightly.


I'M NOT GAY! Saying that now! I just thought it would be good for the plot...

... When I tried to translate 'Die Bastard!' in chinese... It re-translated as 'Death the Kid is really handsome!' IT KNOWS SOUL EATER! RUN! (And this is why that is not in this chapter...)

Hmm... IDEA! Whenever I need to get some kind of chapter out when I'm not quite ready, I'll post a chapter about everyone's lives BEFORE the units. Ya know, so ya can learn some of their background.

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