A/N: Hey guys! WE REACHED 200 REVIEWS! WOOHOO! :D Thank you guys sooooo much for your support! And to my anonymous guest named "Person": you would never believe how much I freaked out when I went to moderate reviews and saw the huge amount you had left! THANKS SO MUCH! :D :D :D

Anyway, I know this chapter is REALLY short... sorry it wasn't as long as some of my others! By the way, HAPPY LAME DUCK DAY! (FEB 6) I don't get it... do you? :)

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

ZEUS'S POV

"How dare he!" I growled as I read the words over and over.

Why Zeus Stinks and Should Give His Crown to Poseidon

Look at that, my own brother was rebelling against me. ME! And his reasons are all made up!

Zeus is too bossy.

Zeus doesn't have any good looks. At all.

Zeus's son is nowhere near as cool as Poseidon's son.

Zeus is old. Like, REALLY old.

Zeus married his own sister. Ew.

Tridents are cooler than lightning bolts.

Mortals can't fly, but lots of them like swimming. Meaning they like Poseidon better than Zeus.

Poseidon's son saved Olympus.

He did so because Poseidon helped the other Olympians.

Poseidon rocks. End of story.

I disagree with every one of these, especially number 4. Believe it or not, Poseidon is older than me! However, I do agree with this one person who left a review:

ShadowMaster: I think we can all agree that Poseidon is not cool. Or awesome. And he doesn't rock. But then again, neither does Zeus.

Well, I agree with him about everything except that last comment. You tell him, ShadowMaster! Hmm… that gives me an idea!

I opened the Document Manager and started typing:

Why Zeus is Awesome and Poseidon is Not

Zeus is WAY younger than Poseidon.

Zeus didn't get eaten by his own dad, unlike some people.

Zeus is a hundred times more powerful than Poseidon.

Poseidon has no respect for Zeus's daughter.

Poseidon is a stinky-face.

Poseidon's son is scared of Zeus. Lame!

How on Olympus is Poseidon the father of all Cyclopes? Or horses?

Poseidon almost blasted his own son just because he sat on his throne.

Zeus is the best god ever. End of story.

Ha! Take that, brother!

I published my story, and smiled when I had already gotten 3 reviews 5 minutes later.

SeaLord: Ha-ha, very funny. Brother, you and I both know that I am better than you.

SilverMoonlight: You too? Father, you are acting as immature as Apollo! No offense, of course…

ShadowMaster: Wow. Just… wow. This is so pathetic. Why don't you people just get that Zeus and Poseidon are equally as annoying? No one is better than the other, because they are both equally arrogant, irritating, and mindless gods!

Okay, that's it. ShadowMaster is going DOWN! But who would say something so harsh to the king of all gods? Certainly it can't be my brother; he already has an account! Who else would dare to call me a "mindless god"?

I gasped when a sudden realization came to me. I have more than one brother…