A/N: Hey again! So, thanks again to all my reviewers! I feel sooooo loved! My MEGA-SUPER-ULTIMATE GOAL? 300! Anyway, all my reviewers get a virtual cookie:

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There! Consider it a TOOTHACHE DAY gift! (FEB 9) Wow, that actually (sort of) made sense... huh.

So this chapter is kinda short, but I'm probably not done updating for the day! Enjoy! I don't own any references!

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

APHRODITE'S POV

Okay, so there's good news and bad news. The good news is that I have written the PERFECT story for FanFiction; it's what the site needs! The bad news? Well, let's just say that some people disagree…

I don't get it! I even made the summary sound really interesting! How could people not like it?

Title: Fluffy Fluffy FLUFF!

Summary: This story talks about almost every single PJO couple! Includes demigods with demigods, gods with gods, and demigods with gods! ROMANCE ENSURED!

You see? Just the summary makes the story sound amazing! They didn't need to be so harsh about it…

SilverMoonlight: I want to punch something right now.

WiseOwl: For the last time, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH POSEIDON! There is no Pothena!

SeaLord: Did you seriously pair me up with my own son?! Perseidon?! REALLY?!

CuckooForCocoaPuffs: THERE IS NO HADETER!

MrPrankster: Well, at least I wasn't that offended. But still, I would prefer it if Travis and Connor, my TWIN SONS, weren't a couple. You can see how that would be wrong, right?

FlamingHotSunGod: Me with Arty? Um, Aph, we are TWINS. As in, SIBLINGS. So it is NOT going to happen. Well, at least not before Arty totally destroys me.

SilverMoonlight: For once, I agree with Apollo. And don't call me Arty!

SkyLord: Me. With Poseidon. With that, that… THING! ZEUSEIDON?! HAVE YOU NO BRAIN?!

SeaLord: Whoa, whoa, wait. Zeuseidon? ZEUSEIDON?!

GrimCreeper: Haha, Zeuseidon! *dies of laughter*

SkyQueen: At least you paired Zeus up with me. I'm satisfied.

ToughGuy: Clarisse and Percy? My daughter, with my mortal enemy? Oh no she di-int!

ShadowMaster: I like it. Especially the Zeuseidon pairing. Two immortal brothers who have never stopped fighting would make the PERFECT couple! Congratulations! Although I would prefer it if Aphrodite wasn't paired up with anybody. I mean, who can stay with someone who is such a cheat?

MasterCraftsman: Yeah! You tell her!

Excuse me, ShadowMaster and Hephaestus, but I am NOT a cheat! Well, not as big a cheat as Zeus. And who the Hades is ShadowMaster? The name sounds familiar… Wait a second. Wasn't that the guy Hermes mentioned in his latest forum post? Yes, I think it is!

So apparently almost everyone else was targeted by him? Wow, this guy really doesn't know who he's messing with. I mean, 12 immortal gods? That's just insane.

But who could it be? I hope we find out soon, or they are going to be in serious trouble…