MrPrankster: Well… since last time's spotlight didn't work out so well, let's get back into the swing of things. This week's spotlight is… APOLLO!
FlamingHotSunGod: WOOO! I'm the spotlight! Come on, everyone! Shower me with your adoration!
SilverMoonlight: Calm down, brother. We're supposed to release our honest feelings. So I will: Apollo, you are the most annoying being I have ever come across. You are the extreme opposite of me; you are a BOY, you are a huge flirt, and you are a boy. I don't like you.
WiseOwl: You said "boy" twice. But I agree.
FlamingHotSunGod: Ouch.
MrPrankster: Well, he is really good at pranking people…
FlamingHotSunGod: That's what I'm talking about! God of coolness, baby!
SkyLord: Um, I'm the god of coolness.
SeaLord: No, I am!
GrimCreeper: Apollo, you are the god of the sun. The sun isn't cool.
FlamingHotSunGod: Hmm, you're right… it's HOT! God of hotness, baby! Oh, YES! Hot stuff, coming through!
HotStuff: I'm hot stuff! ME! I am!
MasterCraftsman: Wait… Leo?
HotStuff: Yeah, Duh! TEAM LEO!
JewelMagnet: Oh, not again!
SeaweedBrain: TEAM PERCY!
HotStuff: There is no Team Percy!
SeaweedBrain: There is now!
SilverMoonlight: Whoa, whoa. But they're… How…?
WineDude: Okay, who let the brats in?
ToughGuy: Um, sorry?
SilverMoonlight: Great. Just perfect. We're going to have a real party now!
PartyPony1: PARTY?! WHERE?!
PartyPony2: PARTY! WOOOOOOO!
PartyPony3: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY! YAAAAAAY!
Echo: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
WiseOwl: UGH! There is no party! Everyone go away!
SilverMoonlight: Ares… What have you done?
ToughGuy: Hey, don't blame me! Besides, it will be fun! Mortals always liven things up!
FlamingHotSunGod: Wait, weren't we supposed to be talking about me?
SilverMoonlight: Yes. Mortals, feel free to be as honest as possible about Apollo.
SeaweedBrain: He's weird.
WiseGirl: And irresponsible.
SeaweedBrain: And dangerous.
WiseGirl: And irresponsible.
FlamingHotSunGod: And AWESOME!
WiseGirl: No.
FlamingHotSunGod: Why not? And I'm not irresponsible, weird, or dangerous!
SeaweedBrain: Says the guy who let Thalia drive his sun chariot. We almost died!
DeathBoy: Yeah, didn't you know she was afraid of heights? You are the god of prophecy.
FlamingHotSunGod: Well…
SeaweedBrain: And you also disguised yourself as a hobo! Ew!
FlamingHotSunGod: That was because I was trying to save Arty!
SilverMoonlight: I can assure you that I was perfectly capable of protecting myself on my own.
FlamingHotSunGod: Yeah, yeah…
WiseGirl: And then there's the issue of the haikus.
JewelMagnet: What's that supposed to mean?
HotStuff: I don't want to know.
JasonsGirl: Me neither…
FlamingHotSunGod: Well, I feel loved. Wait! I have a haiku about that!
SilverMoonlight: EVERYONE RUN!
FlamingHotSunGod:
Artemis is mean
So are all the demigods
ShadowMaster, help!
WiseOwl: Why did I just read that?
ToughGuy: MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUUURN!
SeaweedBrain: ShadowMaster? You mean the person who's been flaming you guys?
WiseOwl: How did you know about that?
SeaLord: Zeus…. did you? I told you not to! You did, didn't you?
SkyLord: I had to see for myself!
SeaLord: Well, now what?
CuckooForCocoaPuffs: We wait and see who ShadowMaster is.
SeaLord: Yes! But what next?
GrimCreeper: We make him suffer.
SeaLord: Right! Then?
SexyLady: We spread love around the world!
SeaLord: Exactly! Wait, what? NO! We punish him so bad he'll never target us again!
ToughGuy: YAY!
WiseOwl: All right… so the wait begins.