A/N: Hello everyone! So sorry I didn't get the chance to update yesterday; oh, the dreaded homework. But luckily, I have next week off, so yay! :)

Anyway, let's get down to business. In response to (the one and only) PercabethGluxa: I assure you that I do know who ShadowMaster is! I already have everything planned out, even how SM is going to reveal himself/herself. I'm just saving it until the right time... ;)

Okay, now that we have that taken care of, I want to wish you a HAPPY ABE LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY AND PLUM PUDDING DAY! (FEB 12) I'm sure you are all going to enjoy tomorrow's holiday... teehee!

Peace out,

~silentwolf111

POSEIDON'S POV

My eyebrows rose as I read my latest email:

SeaweedBrain has updated his story, "Everything You Need To Know About The Olympians".

Percy wrote a story? The boy who can't stand reading actually wrote a story? Now this was something I had to see with my own eyes.

I clicked on the link sent in the email and instantly became interested. It was rather amusing to see my son's views on us. Especially a certain goddess of wisdom:

Athena is a really complicated subject. She is Annabeth's mom and all, but one second she wants to kill Percy and the next thing you know, she's giving Percy her support! It's really confusing. Athena would be a lot more awesome if she was like Poseidon. Poseidon is definitely cooler. A lot cooler.

Ha! Take that, Athena! My own son thinks I am better than you! Ooh, what's this about Zeus?

Zeus is extremely harsh. He always wants to destroy Percy, even if he recovered the Master Bolt and saved Olympus. And was offered immortality. But does Zeus ever thank him properly? Nooooo! He just wants him to die! Zeus STINKS!

Haha. Hahaha. I laugh at you, brother. Wait, now this looks interesting…

Dionysus is a slob. A careless, whiny slob. He can't even remember Percy's or Annabeth's name, even if he has known them for 4 (or 8, in Annabeth's case) years! I mean, Percy Jackson. It isn't even that hard! And Annabeth Chase? Just as easy! If only he would lay off the Diet Coke for a few years… or eternity. Whichever comes later.

I couldn't have put it better myself! Hmm, what's next? Oh, this can't possibly be good…

Ares and Percy are mortal enemies. Well, immortal/mortal enemies. Ares wants to beat Percy to a pulp every time he sees him, and for no reason! After all, Percy saved Olympus. He's a freaking HERO. Nuff said.

Okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea… and it looks like Ares agrees with me.

ToughGuy: JACKSON, YOU LITTLE PUNK! I'M SO GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS!

GrimCreeper: Woo! You tell Zeus! I'm liking you more and more, kid!

SkyQueen: I agree with Hades! ZEUS STINKS!

WiseOwl: Poseidon. I will not tolerate your SPAWN writing this rubbish about me! You are most certainly NOT cooler than me! Your son better watch his words if he doesn't want to suffer the wrath of Athena. Trust me, he doesn't want that.

WineDude: I will drink my Diet Coke for as long as I live! And that's for all of eternity! Come here, my precious! *pops open another can of Diet Coke*

SkyLord: PERSEUS JACKSON! I am the king of the gods. It would not be a wise decision to openly criticize me (and this goes for Hades and Hera too.) Just saying.

Oh, Percy… should I be feeling proud or should I hide before Ares and Athena can get to me? Eh, I'll stick with being proud. My son is a hero, after all. And besides, he does have the right to say what he wants. Ever heard of the 1st Amendment, Athena? Probably not, because I'm too good for you. I am the father of a legendary hero.

That is, a legendary hero that deserves a reward for his brilliant writing…

End Note: Well, that was really short... :P So sorry if you expected more! Review please!