Grr... My laptop sucks... So I type this on the TV. Please excuse any mistakes.

Disclaimer: ... I don't feel like it.

I was reading yaoi, with Hungary over my shoulder when the doorbell rang. Oh look, it's Mark.

"Miss Freeley. You have seven this time." My face paled as I signed for them. I didn't want to. While the boxes were being rolled inside, everyone was called downstairs.

"I wanna see who we have!" Kitty bounded for the manuals, but my brother got there first.

"... We have Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Belarus, Ukraine, Japan, and Germany. Man, this is going to suck..." Well, if we wake up Austria first, we can get Switzy and Liechtenstein awake as well. Then Russia and Italy can get the others awake!

"L-let's not wake my sisters up, da?" Lorelei face-palmed. That is exactly what WILL wake them.

"Hm~? Big brother, is that you?" Just then, Myrna walked in (wait, when did she leave?!) with a large bowl of popcorn. When the hell did we get popcorn?! Why do they never tell me what we have for food?!

"This is going to be a fun show. Anybody want some?" All that were not involved with the chaotic unit opening happily obliged. Someone should record t- Oh. Emily's doing that.

When everyone was awake, Kitty decided it was a good time as any to assign our new female house mates their cosplay.

"Ukraine, you shall be Meiko!" The blonde woman looked startled.

"B-but, won't these get in the way?" She gestured to her... I don't feel comfortable saying it actually. People can just guess what I mean.

"No. She has a big chest already." Lorelei stated with a blank face. I mean really. No emotion what-so-ever.

"O-o-okay..." Kitty then turned to Belarus.

"You can be Mayu! She already has your personality anyway. You just need a piano-ish dress and her bunny!" Stop being so ecstatic Kitty. Especially when talking to a girl that will kill you if she gets annoyed.

"It could make your brother love you more for your cuteness~" Chloe half chimed, half whispered.

"I'll do it."

"Um... Who can I be?" Liechtenstein asked nervously. I couldn't help but glomp her.

"SO CUTE! You are officially now my little sister!" I hugged her closer to me. Crap, I'm becoming like Tamaki from Ouran...

"Don't go deciding that on your own! What if she says no?" Zoey crossed her arms as she gave me a smirk.

"It's ok. I like Morgan. She's really nice." Zoey's face fell as I stuck my tongue out.

"WAIT! Does that mean that I can have Acadia as a sister?"

"And Moon as mine?" The two auburn-haired girls showed no emotion as they responded.

"No." Belarus laughed at Kitty and Emily slouching in the emo corner. I wonder if one day they'll start growing mushrooms like Tamaki... Stop with the Ouran brain!

"Why do I have to go and not Double D equals Double Dumb?!" Em blinked.

"Because your sister looks much older than a high schooler. You, not so much. Lilly has to go too."

"Why isn't Korea going?" Duncan asked, not understanding the obvious reasoning.

"Because he would be a danger to the entire student body."

"Hey! That's not true, da-ze!"

"It is most rikery true Korea-San." Ouch. Dissed by Japan.

"Well... This is awkward. LET'S PLAY A GAME!" Chloe hopped up and ran out of the room. Specs shook his head.

"That sounds silly." We all blinked.

"That's the point." At that moment, Chloe came back with a twelve-sided die. Duncan fumed and tried to his special nerd die out of her hands.

"Here is the basic idea; Each number rolled means a different form of life. If you roll a twelve, you are a 'god' and can choose anyone here to be your servant for a day." Everyone agreed. This is how the results came out;

1 (Tedium)- England

2 (Unlimited Power)- France, America, Em

3 (Dreadful Man)- Romania (Hungary: *laughing* Romania: HEY!), Austria, Duncan

4 (Blind Pianist)- Lorelei, Kitty, Myrna

5 (Feminist)- Japan (Japan: ...), Romano (Everyone: That is his total opposite...)

6 (Corrupt Politician)- Korea, Zoey

7 (Mourning Woman)- China, Ukraine

8 (Millionaire)- Switzerland, Liechtenstein (Moon: Makes sense they would have the same outcome...), Emily, Moon

9 (Mangaka)- Prussia

10 (Teacher/Pedophile)- Spain (Kitty: Fits you too! Spain: *horror* Why would you say that mi amiga?!), Canada (Canada: Eh?!), Hungary (Romania: Not laughing now, huh?), Belarus (Belarus: Everyone hates this result)

11 (Too Gruesome to Look at)- Italy (Italy: Ve?), Chloe, Acadia (Acadia: I don't get it...)

12 (God)- Russia (Everyone: NO!), Germany (Morgan: WHY HIM TOO?!), Morgan (Morgan: Kyahahaha~!)

"Why do we have THREE corrupt people as the winners?!" Romano flailed his arms. So I hit him on the head.

"Baka! Just for that, you are my servant." Into the emo corner he went. "Hey, it doesn't start till tomorrow!"

"I wish for Prussia to be my slave. That'll be fun, da?" Chloe and Zoey gave evil glares of evilness. It's scary enough for Acadia to duck behind China.

"I vill have Italy I suppose." Poor guy is stuck with the potato bastard...

"You going to fulfill any fantasies with him Germany~?" Myrna questioned.

"N-nein!" Feeling like a nice person for some reason today, I thought of an idea.

"Hey, we should watch "The Exorcist"!" I smiled as I waved the remote above my head like an idiot. And I'm ok with that.

"Well, I agree." Romania flashed his cute smile. Yes, I just said his smile is fucking cute. Sue me. Myrna says so as well. We are (somewhat) twins after all.

Well, horror movie night officially started once everyone could cuddle with their crush/boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever-ya-call-it.

Hehe~! Won't this be fun?

The movie is half over, and let me say this... I think I'm the only one not scared.

"How are you not freaked out Morgan?!" Liechtenstein squeaked. I shrugged and pulled her closer. I know Switzy isn't... Happy with this. But he's too entranced by the movie to do anything about it.

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell!" That's right, insult a priest's mother. "Your Mom" jokes; around even in the 80's.

Cue another scary scene in which the Liechtensteiner clings onto me more. This cling was tighter than the ones before, so my leg flinched in a startled motion. It kicked Duncan in the head.

How you ask? Well, he fell asleep on the floor awhile ago. He so sprawled out, it's hard NOT to hit him. But he makes a nice foot-rest~!

{An hour or so Later}

"That was fun!" Em weakly nodded.

"Y-yeah..."

"Let's watch "Ju-On: The Grudge" now!" The crowd gave me a simultaneous answer.

"NO!"

This is the most boss TV ever. I mean, how many people can TYPE on their TV? And it doesn't log out when I switch settings. I may make this my new computer-thing.

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